95418.3
LT H'ajah
On Call Response
SUMMARY MY CONQUEST OF THE DS13 SECURITY AUDIT IS COMPLETE. MY VICTORY OVER THESE MERE FACTS AND FIGURES, ABSOLUTE. THEY SAID IT COULD NOT BE DONE; THAT THIS MISSION HAD ALREADY CLAIMED THE HEALTH OF ONE OPERATIONS CHIEF AND STRUCK FEAR INTO THE COWARDLY VULCAN HEART OF ANOTHER. WHAT MANNER OF OPERATIONS OFFICER MUST IT TAKE TO TAME THIS FEARSOME, STATISTICAL BEAST? WHAT FORTITUDE, WHAT VALOR, WHAT GRIT?
I, H’AJAH, DAUGHTER OF SHAL, OF HOUSE CARGH IN EXILE, LIEUTENANT COMMANDER OF STARFLEET, VANGUARD OF DEVOPS, SLAYER OF ROGUE ASSEMBLY PROCESSES, BARD OF KILUR, CHRONICLER OF DEEDS AND KEEPER OF SONGS, DO HEREBY DELIVER THE SEVERED HEAD OF THIS AUDIT UNTO MY SUPERIORS AND IN SO DOING, DECLARE MY MASTERY OVER THIS IMPOSING CHALLENGE BEFORE ALL THE GALAXY. LET ANY OTHER OPERATIONS OFFICER, PAST OR PRESENT, STEP FORWARD TO CHALLENGE MY CLAIM THAT NO AUDIT REPORT EVER PRODUCED IS OF ITS LIKE, NOR SHALL ANY OTHER BE EVER AGAIN.
TO SEAL MY CLAIM, I HAVE ATTACHED A NICE INFOGRAPHIC SUMMARY OF THE REPORT’S PRINCIPAL CONCLUSIONS IN PLEASING VISUAL METAPHORS. THUS DO I SECURE MY PLACE IN STO-VO-KOR ALONGSIDE THE GREATEST OPERATIONS OFFICERS TO HAVE EVER LIVED.
INFOGRAPHIC
BEHOLD WHAT I HAVE WROUGHT AND TREMBLE.
ATTACHMENTS
ds13_audit_sec_2417_info.img
ds13_audit_sec_2417_report.doc
ds13_audit_sec_2417_raw.dat
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