Event Horizon Lounge
Employee Update
[ALL STAFF],
Seasons greetings to the Event Horizon Team! Lohlunat¹ is upon us, and to celebrate we have updated a selection of new seasonal² offerings for our food and drink options. The full list of additions will be posted to the notice board 2 weeks³ prior to going live, but please take a moment to familiarize yourselves with a few key selections:
- Bloody Martok: Start your day ready for battle with this Klingon take on the popular Earth Bloody Mary⁴, using a bloodwine base. Qa'Pla!
- Cloak & Stagger: Romulan ale cleverly disguised with a plausibly deniable⁵ mix of Mol'Rihan fruit juices. Your thirst won't know what hit it!
- Darmok⁶ & Gelato: A diplomatic treat to beat the heat! A fusion of frozen desserts from across the quadrant.
- Honest° Gurk's Famous° Down-Home® Vegan° Vulcan°° Burgers°: INGEST GURK'S BURGERS! THEY ARE GREAT! CLEAN GURK'S BURGERS OFF YOUR PLATE!™
We hope that each of you are able to celebrate the season of Lohlunat with us, and help to ensure our patrons a joyous⁷ Lohlunat as well!
Warm Sun and Welcoming Arms,
Yira
Sii’Yasha
Bastet Commercial Enterprises
DISCLAIMERS
¹ A lunar festival commonly celebrated on Risa.
² See: "Summer", "The Hot Months", "Chu'uh Ramai", "Thaw", et al.
³ As per United Federation Of Planets Standardized Galactic Chronometry.
⁴ A Bloody Mary contains no blood and/or blood-product. A Bloody Martok DOES contain blood and/or blood-product.
⁵ As per Sh'varan Merchant Code 02.4Φ a list of ingredients is available upon request.
⁶ See: Darmok, frozen confection, United Federation Of Planets Culinary Database, NOT Darmok, Tamarian historical figure, United Federation Of Planets Cultural Database.
⁷ AND FAMILY FRIENDLY!
° "Gurk Consolidated Hospitality & Biomedical Disposal LLC makes no claims as to the legally binding definitions of "Famous", "Vegan", "Burgers", or "Honest". "Down-Home" is a registered limited trademark of Gurk Consolidated Hospitality & Biomedical Disposal LLC, ®91996.9, Ferengi Fine Cuisine Authority, Ferenginar." - Honest° Gurk
°° "Contains no added Vulcan!" - Honest° Gurk