Help Wanted


To: DS13/Ops; DS13/Science
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: Help Wanted!



Hello!

I am Aetah! I am looking for help to find cybersecurity problems in our systems. If you know anything about cybersecurity or computers and you think you can help, please contact me. We can be friends and root out the enemies of the Federation together. I will bring snacks.

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: CDT Aetah
CC: LCDR Sideris, Noah
From: CMDR Mandra, Alina
Subj: Re: Help Wanted!



Hey Cadet,

I might know a bit about Computers… but I don’t know if it what you need most… but maybe we can figure that out. Let me know.

Also my availability is subject to change… just FYI.

//SIGNED//
Alina Mandra
Chief of Science,
Deep Space 13

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To: CMDR Mandra, A.
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: RE: RE: Help Wanted!



Okay! I will bring snacks! We will find the holes that the enemies will crawl through and seal them!

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: CDT Aetah
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: LT Niraj, A.
Subj: RE: Help Wanted!



Cadet,

This sounds like a good initiative, I’d be happy to work with you on this project. Have you got any more details on snacks?

//SIGNED//
Alex Niraj
Computer Systems Specialist,
Deep Space 13

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To: LT Niraj, A.
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: RE: RE: Help Wanted!



Hi. I like to think with my appetite when it comes to snacks. Do you like raw venison? I like to leave the bones inside because they’re very crunchy and add to the taste. But that’s okay, I can take the bones out if you prefer.

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: CDT Aetah
CC:
From: LT Niraj, A.
Subj: RE: Help Wanted!



Thank you for the offer, but I fear as a mere Human I would be unable to handle raw meat, not to mention the bones!

I tell you what, I’ll bring some things along as well and we can share a bit of cuisine as well.

In terms of our cybersecurity, do you have any broad insights to potential attack vectors or problem spots? We might be able to head a few things off, or better prepare.

//SIGNED//
Alex Niraj
Computer Systems Specialist,
Deep Space 13

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To: LT Niraj, A.
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: RE: RE: RE: Help Wanted!



Oh, that’s okay. I can ask them to cook it if you want. Are you sure you don’t want the bones though? They’re very crunchy!

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13


To: CDT Aetah
CC: CAPT Pryce, LT Valore
From: SCPO Ibrait
Subj: RE: Help Wanted!



Cadet,

I’m happy to pitch in on this. Similarly to humans, I will bring my own snacks, as raw meat is not my preference.

Lieutenant, how would I go about getting permission for some white-hat Phishing?

Regards

//SIGNED//
Keilin Ibrait
Senior Chief Petty Officer,
USS Mariner

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To: LCDR Sideris, N. (@Calyx)
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: FWD: RE: Help Wanted!



Hey Commander! I got a weird message, I think it was for you! No idea why people would wear white hats while phishing. People don’t take pictures of themselves while writing emails. Most of the time, at least. Maybe they meant fishing? But why would you wear a white hat while fishing? Do fish like hats? Do fish like white hats?

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: CDT Aetah
From: LCDR Sideris
Subj: RE: Help Wanted!



Cadet,

Just a little euphemistical tangle. ‘Phishing’ is an old-fashioned term relating to the acquisition of sensitive data by requesting it through deceptive communication. ‘White hat’ refers to good rather than evil intentions. Sounds like a troublemaker. Hire them.

//SIGNED//
LCDR Noah Sideris
Chief Intelligence Officer, Deep Space 13
38th Fleet ‘Argo’

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To: SCPO Ibrait (@Bahieh)
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: RE: RE: Help Wanted!



You’re hired! Just remember to bring your hat to work.

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: CDT Aetah
CC: LCDR Sideris, N
From: SCPO Ibrait, K
Subj: RE: Help Wanted



I’ll be there. And I’ll bring a suitably coloured hat.

//SIGNED//
Keilin Ibrait
Senior Chief Petty Officer,
USS Mariner

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To: SCPO Ibrait
CC: LCDR Sideris, N.
From: CDT Aetah
Subj: RE: RE: Help Wanted!



It has to be a white hat. For the fish.

//SIGNED//
Cadet Aetah
Intelligence Officer,
Deep Space 13

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To: Cadet Aetah
CC: N/A
From: LCDR Macginnis
Subj: RE: Help Wanted!



Cadet,

If possible, I may be of help, while I am not one to know aspects of cybersecurity, I know the hardware side of Starfleet computer systems. Given my specializations are General Electronics and Physical Systems Design, I would know exactly what devices could access even the most minimal of Starfleet software and data, and what systems interact with each other in order to do various tasks. So in a sense, I could tell you what someone could use to interact with any given system and what access to a system could mean for controlling other systems.

So if you would need my help in that kind of information, do give me a call.

//SIGNED//
Quinn Macginnis
Commanding Officer,
USS Counsellor