Rumour has it that the Endeavour catering staff are preparing for a war with the shipkeeping staff due to a disagreement over changes in the butter ratio in the replicators.
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Being headlined as one of the most historic events to ever have occurred onboard the Endeavour, Commander Samaras managed to negotiate a settlement between the leaders behind the so-called Butter Feud.
However, it appears that certain members of the anti-butter group are not happy with the settlement, as this image has been seen making the rounds:
However, it appears that certain members of the anti-butter group are not happy with the settlement, as this image has been seen making the rounds:
Spoiler: Butter in Our TimeShow
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Story goes during the intense butter debates, Shinwa Tsurugi was seen giving rallying speeches to one side in a show of support. This was heartwarming to some until it was learned he gave an identical speech to the other side too.
Rumiho would later sardonically claim he was just trying to prolong the conflict because it delayed his work docket, a claim some days later Tsurugi would say was "essentially accurate."
Rumiho would later sardonically claim he was just trying to prolong the conflict because it delayed his work docket, a claim some days later Tsurugi would say was "essentially accurate."
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Rumour has it that amongst the chaos of the butter fallout, a saviour has returned to bring light to the darkness.
Or make things worse.
Gabriella's back from leave.
Or make things worse.
Gabriella's back from leave.
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BUTTER MUTINY ON THE ENDEAVOUR!
... is apparently the top rumour going around about why the Endeavour had to suspend transports for an hour. Other rumours including Amy's secret wedding, and Captain Bishop's hunt for the last of the biohazard stickers.
... is apparently the top rumour going around about why the Endeavour had to suspend transports for an hour. Other rumours including Amy's secret wedding, and Captain Bishop's hunt for the last of the biohazard stickers.
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Rumor has it that the Chief of Operations discovered, upon starting his shift today, that the floor, walls, and ceiling of his office, in addition to the desk, chair, book shelf, cabinet, and all other furnishings, were coated in thin layer of greasy colloid emulsion.
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Rumour has it that LTJG Mondet has stepped up from humming while he works to singing. An ensign who passed by the forward sensor array control reports hearing a song, done to the tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic", which contains the refrain: "From protein we are formmmmmed!"
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Word about the Endeavour is that Gabriella regained the top spot on the Endeavour's Battle Rankings with her trademark flair, triumphing over Captain Bishop and forcing him to submit after eight seconds.
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Rumor has it, that all Jem'hadar have been given orders to stay away from any fight club and to only spare with other jem'hadar.
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Rumor has it that the D'Ishae is harboring a terrorist fugitive in four legged form. 'Janis Joplin' was registered to Davin Mandukar and escorted onboard by that pet human of his.
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Rumor has it that, just before departure for Alpha-7190 Sector, the USS Brahe delivered an empty coffin to station security.
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Rumour has it following an incident onboard the Endeavour, the Captain has ordered a ban of actual alcohol consumption on all public areas on the ship.
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Rumor has it a mixup of paperwork has led to disagreements as to what a storage room on the station is being used for. Regardless, an unidentified redshirt was seen moving in a monitor and a few chairs earlier in the day.
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Rumor has it that a Vorta was seen, replicating increasingly larger copies of one abstract picture, in the Louge last night. she was seen departing the lounge at about 600 hours station time, carrying a rolled-up picture, that was about the size of a Persian rug.
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Rumour has it that Sam and Amy's debrief after the mission on System 9865-Theta lasted several hours.
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Rumour has it that Holodeck 19 has been block-booked for a week by the Captain of the USS Lauda, who, when off-duty, is looking at diagrams that appear to make absolutely no sense, unless someone is trying to do something very unusual to a main-sequence star.
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Rumor has it that Vordai has been seen stalking the base a little more frequently.
Rumor also has it that Beylara has been making inquiries as to the presence of a goat on the station.
Rumor also has it that Beylara has been making inquiries as to the presence of a goat on the station.
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Rumor has it that Captain Nimitz has secured reserving the majority of the holodecks on the station in advance of the dreaded (week long!) midterm exams for the Annex class he's been teaching.
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The Public Affairs Officer has been lurking around the station, not carrying cookies, but carrying a stack of PADDs. She has assiduously been avoiding her office.
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Rumor has it a certain skant-wearing, pink-loving counselor was spotted cheerfully moving his things back into quarters on the Starbase...
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