To: DS13/VoB
CC: --
From: LT Valore, S.
Subj: A Detected Menu Error
To Whom It Concerns,
Over the past few days, I have detected a problem with the menu displays. Unbeknownst to whomever composes the menu variety that is accessible on the holonet, it would appear that strawberry has been accidently omitted multiple times. It is more probable to be sapient error than the intentional ostracization of those who possess a preference for strawberry.
I implore you to rectify this issue before it compounds further. Vanilla or Bust remains a preferential venue to patronize, though this recent problematic emergence has reduced the quality.
//SIGNED//
Lieutenant Valore
Administrative Yeoman
Office of Rear Admiral Konieczko
To: LT Valore
From: Vanilla Or Bust Support
Subj: Re: A Detected Menu Error
Hi, Valore! Thank you for contacting Vanilla Or Bust!
We’re so sorry to hear that your favorite flavor hasn’t been showing up on our menu recently! We usually curate our menu at least a couple days in advance and our selections are often influenced by ingredient availability.
I’m sure strawberry will come up on the menu again sometime soon, so keep your eyes peeled!
//SIGNED//
Ingrid
Your friendly neighborhood ice cream maker
To: Vanilla Or Bust Support
CC: --
From: LT Valore, S.
Subj: Re: Re: A Detected Menu Error
Vanilla Or Bust,
I thank you for your timely response. Is there an issue with getting strawberries as ingredients in this sector? I could take a look at our supply lines and attempt to improve the situation if that is the case.
Otherwise, is there a way to go about acquiring strawberry ice cream? Perhaps I could order several days early?
Any support you could provide in this matter would be greatly appreciated.
//SIGNED//
Lieutenant Valore
Administrative Yeoman
Office of Rear Admiral Konieczko
To: LT Valore
From: Vanilla Or Bust Support
Subj: Re: Re: Re: A Detected Menu Error
I’m sorry, all of our ingredients are directly supplied through Vanilla Or Bust official distribution channels only, so we are not able to accept ingredients from other sources.
We are unfortunately not able to accept advance orders. But the next time we have strawberry in, you could purchase several pints to tide you over! Or quarts, if that’s your preference!
//SIGNED//
Ingrid
Your friendly neighborhood ice cream maker
To: LT Valore
From: Vanilla Or Bust Support
Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Detected Menu Error
Hello, LT Valore.
I’m the current shift manager here at the Vanilla Or Bust located on Deep Space 13. We’re very sorry you haven’t been able to get your strawberry ice cream fix.
We’re unfortunately not able to release our menu in advance due to a marketing policy. In the past, we would sometimes preview menus and then experience backlash from customers if a flavor was expected, but for some unavoidable reason became unavailable the day of. So headquarters started prohibiting menu sharing as a result.
Sorry about that.
//SIGNED//
Idelle
Your friendly neighborhood ice cream maker
To: Vanilla Or Bust Support
CC: --
From: LT Valore, S.
Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A Detected Menu Error
That is perfectly understandable. I apologize for being a bother upon you and your staff. Please continue the excellent service you are well-known for.
//SIGNED//
Lieutenant Valore
Administrative Yeoman
Office of Rear Admiral Konieczko
