Agony Booth Rumors

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Stardate 95260
Security Level 1 - Open

TO ENS. Treklik
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FROM CAPT Konieczko, D.
SUBJ Agony Booth rumors
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Ensign Treklik,

I don't believe we've met and I very much doubt we ever will.

My birds floating around have informed me about an adjustment you have performed aboard my battle station and I seek confirmation. Is there truth to the rumor that you have increased the agony threshold on our booths by one? Do they truly go up to 11 now? Are there power consumption concerns that may be associated?

If there is indeed truth to this matter then I must commend you. Keep up the valiant effort and you may live to see advancement. In the mean time however I should give you some token of appreciation. See attached.

Glory to the Empire.

//SIGNED//
Captain Dmitri Konieczko
Commanding Officer
Battle Station Argo

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Stardate 95260
Security Level 1 - Open

TO CAPT Konieczko, D.
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FROM ENS Treklik
SUBJ RE: Agony Booth rumors
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Captain Dmitri Konieczko,

Thank you for your message. It's ok if we don't meet, sir. I just like hurting people. All in a day's work.

The booths do go up to 11. I double checked to make sure they do. Power use doesn't go up. Just had to flip the thing on the inside scoopy thing, then use that to bypass the switchy adjuster thing, but while bombarding it with squishy rays. It's all very technical, sir.

Thank you for the card, sir. If I had a card for every time I needed one, I would have needed to use every one.

Glory to the Empire.

//SIGNED//
Ensign Treklik
Engineer
Battle Station Argo
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