Art Irregularities


To: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts (@katriel)
BCC: AMB Perim (@kermit); RDML Bishop (@sam)
From: Liasvarnu IV
Subj: Art Irregularities



Esteemed art enthusiasts and curators,

It is with great regret that I contact you, for it seems that there has been a mishap of troubling proportions: though I did receive a piece earlier this day, it is not the one I acquired through the auction but a poor facsimile, rather than the actual item.

Imagine my immensurable disappointment when, upon receiving what I assumed to be the long-awaited marvel, the computer detected a number of discrepancies. In spite of the fact that they pass unnoticed to the naked eye, at least those of this poor Vorta, for it is known that my species cannot appreciate most artistic forms with the ease other races can, I conducted a series of scans in the hopes that a study of the hues and composition of the glass would reveal further insight into the meaning of the piece, only to reveal several irregularities. Upon comparing my findings with those on record and file, it became evident that the item was not genuine in the slightest.

Now, I am willing to believe, for the time being, that this is naught but a clerical error. Perhaps your office sent a reproduction kept in storage or some such, but as a representative of the Dominion and the Khitomer Alliance, it does place me in a rather delicate position, especially if I were to lean towards other, more disturbing suppositions – such as the possibility that this may be a deliberate attempt to deceive a devoted ally to the Federation.

I place myself in your hands and trust that there will be a swift and satisfying resolution to this incident.

//SIGNED//
Liasvarnu IV
Field Overseer,
D.V. Ometra-48

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//ATTACHMENT// filecomparison.ext

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To: Liasvarnu IV
From: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation of the Arts
Subj: Re: Art Irregularities



Thank you for contacting us, Liasvarnu IV.

As it turns out, you are the second individual from the Deep Space 13 auction to contact us about a fraudulent piece. As we informed the other participant, Addyson and Tuvya can attest that we no longer have the original, authentic item in our possession: our representatives accompanied the painting shipment to Deep Space 13 and confirmed their safe arrival aboard the station and into their display spaces for the silent auction.

Whatever irregularity caused your painting and his to go missing therefore occurred after the paintings arrived on the station and are unfortunately not our responsibility. Please contact Deep Space 13 staff for the issue.

We wish you good luck in recovering your property.

//SIGNED//
Addyson and Tuvya
Foundation of the Arts

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To: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts (@katriel)
BCC: AMB Perim (@kermit); RDML Bishop (@sam)
From: Liasvarnu IV
Subj: Re: Re: Art Irregularities



Dear Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts,

You have my gratitude for such a prompt reply, but am I to understand that you consider this a concluded transaction and thus, no longer your concern?

Your implication that Starfleet may be responsible for this, for they are in charge of security of not only Deep Space 13 but the sector where it is located, is rather disconcerting. Surely you will do more than simply determine whether the piece can be found in your domain, especially if more than one appears to be affected? It would seem that an urgent investigation seems to be in order.

Perhaps you would welcome a squad of Jem’hadar to help you not only initiate it but search the former housing of the missing items? I cannot think of more efficient or motivated investigators to aid you in such.

After all, I shudder to think that may happen to your image, should such an incident become public knowledge.

//SIGNED//
Liasvarnu IV
Field Overseer,
D.V. Ometra-48

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//ATTACHMENTS// filecomparison.ext, addysonandtuvyareply1.ext

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To: Liasvarnu IV
CC: @DS13.Command
From: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation of the Arts
Subj: Re: Re: Re: Art Irregularities



Dear Liasvarnu IV,

Your concern for our reputation and that of Starfleet’s is quite an honor. As a courtesy, allow us to explain our operations so that you may apply your efforts at resolution more fruitfully.

The fundraising effort at Deep Space 13 was only one of seven auctions that took place all over the alpha and beta quadrants. In each arrangement, after the pre-selection voting was completed, one of our agents accompanied every shipment to verify security and authenticity of each painting as it was put into place for their respective silent auctions. After they were delivered, our agents left the station, thus ending Addyson and Tuvya’s responsibility for the goods.

Given that your complaint and the other participant’s has only arrived long after the delivery confirmation and after the pieces had been displayed on the station in public view for over a week, your choice to complain to our Foundation for the fault is genuinely quite bewildering, especially since we have received zero complaints from other auction sites. In the unlikely event that this changes, you can be assured that we will of course investigate our own staff and facilities promptly.

Again, we sincerely wish you luck in recovering your property. Should you continue to find our disowning of the responsibility to be distasteful, you are welcome to bring up your concerns with the press. We are sure Deep Space 13 and Starfleet security will be grateful for your revelations of implicated negligence.

//SIGNED//
Addyson and Tuvya
Foundation of the Arts

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To: Liasvarnu IV
From: Ambassador Perim

Subj: Re: Art Irregularities



Field Overseer,

On behalf of the Federation, please allow me to offer my most sincere apologies for this terrible misunderstanding. I would like to personally assure you that this was not a deliberate attempt at deception, and that we are as surprised and disturbed by the occurrence as you are.

Starfleet is launching a full investigation into the matter of the fraudulent artwork you received and I’m certain that if at all possible the authentic piece will be located and recovered in short order. In the unfortunate event that it is not, the Federation will gladly provide monetary reparation of equivalent value.

I will, of course, remain in touch throughout the investigation. Please do not hesitate to contact me directly with any concerns.

You have my gratitude for your continued patience and understanding.


//SIGNED//
Neema Perim
Federation Ambassador




To: RADM Quint; RDML Bishop; CAPT Varley;
From: Ambassador Perim

Subj: FWD: RE: Art Irregularities



Officers,

FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY.


//SIGNED//
Neema Perim
Federation Ambassador



To: CMDR Sedai
From: Ambassador Perim
Subj: (no subject)



Hey, uh. Do you know how to check if art is fake?

~NP




OOC @Liasvarnu @Quint @Sam @Lauren @Katriel

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To: AMB Perim
From: CMDR Sedai
Subj: re: (no subject)


Uhhhhhhh. I suppose the easiest thing would be to take a tricorder to it and check the age of the materials?

Is this something I should try on mine, too? :expressionless:

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To: CMDR Sedai
From: Ambassador Perim
Subj: RE: re: (no subject)



Yeahprobably :grimacing:

~NP

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To: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts (@Katriel )
CC: AMB Perim (@kermit); RDML Bishop (@sam)
From: ENS Sovum, Veneela
Subj: Re: Art Irregularities



Hello,
I would like to merely echo what is being stated. I too have received problematic scans from the computer after I signed for my painting and returned to my quarters tonight. Several key areas do not match with the painting I paid for.
Mine was lot #001 if that helps any investigation.

Attached you will find the scan results and comparisions.

//SIGNED//
ENS Veneela Sovum
Medical Officer/Student
Deep Space 13

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//ATTACHMENT// forgeryscan.ext

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To: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts (@katriel)
BCC: AMB Perim (@kermit)
From: Liasvarnu IV
Subj: Re: Re: Re: Re: Art Irregularities



Esteemed Addyson and Tuvya Foundation for the Arts,

While your detailed depiction of your operations is most enlightening, it is also rather distressing. Would it not behoove you to appoint an agent to remain on-site till the auction and, certainly, the proceedings themselves, reached their natural conclusion? In the event that similar or different anomalies ensued? Please understand that this is a rhetorical query, of course it would – you simply fail to do so.

Moreover, your quick assertions in regards to your lack of responsibility diminish the worth of your word. How can one be certain that you ever possessed the original item, or that the other auctions unfolded as seamlessly as you claim, at this juncture? I can only conclude, with a heavy heart as well, that your overall standards as far as your function is concerned appear indeed on par with your ability to not only grasp the gravity of the situation but formulate an appropriate reaction to it. Therefore, I can but defer to Starfleet for the resolution that you seem clinically, perhaps genetically, unable to fathom.

In the hopes that you may eventually rectify your poor decorum, and avoid future instances of so petty negligence, I have attached a sample of what passes for adequate operations in the Dominion. At the very least, it might prove enriching.

Note, however, that this concludes our unfortunate exchange on this matter. Further transmissions will not be acknowledged.

//SIGNED//
Liasvarnu IV
Field Overseer,
D.V. Ometra-48

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//ATTACHMENTS// dominionstandardsforthearts_simplified_primitivespecies.ext



To: AMB Perim (@kermit)
From: Liasvarnu IV
Subj: Re: Re: Art Irregularities



Ambassador,

You can rest assured that I do not hold either the Federation or Starfleet responsible for this unfortunate incident. Though it did occur in your backyard, so to speak, I was merely expressing my disappointment for the Foundation’s deplorable blithe attitude and have the utmost confidence in Starfleet’s ability to correct this.

It should be noted, however, that it is imperative that the original piece is located and retrieved as fast as possible. Monetary restitution is not required.

//SIGNED//
Liasvarnu IV
Field Overseer,
D.V. Ometra-48

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To: <Federation Security Agency/Computer Crimes Division>
From: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation of the Arts
Subj: FWD: Suspicious attachment



//SIGNED//
Addyson and Tuvya
Foundation of the Arts

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//ATTACHMENT// 98234.9_ART_IRREGULARITIES.chain

 


 


To: Addyson and Tuvya Foundation of the Arts
From: <Federation Security Agency/Computer Crimes Division (no reply)>
Subj: Re: FWD: Suspicious attachment



Hello!

Thank you for providing this account of suspicious computer activity. Reports like these are how you can help keep Federation computer network systems clean and clear of malware and other viruses. Never open any attachments from unknown or possibly hostile sources and never share your LCARS account information with anyone!

//SIGNED//
Federation Security Agency
Computer Crimes Division

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