Temporal Kneads
Massage and Wellness - ££
A discrete but popular massage and wellness suite, Temporal Kneads is famous for its slogan: “You’ll leave feeling like you skipped a whole duty shift.”
Founded by a Bajoran ex-Starfleet officer, LCDR Miala Thoren and run by Jem Yarl, a half-Bajoran half-Vulcan therapist, the parlour is often visited by stressed-out Starfleet personnel, freighter crews, and even visiting dignitaries.
Treatment at the parlour involves a mix of Vulcan neuro-pressure techniques and traditional Bajoran aromatic therapies. Therapy is done within private relaxing booths that change colours and sounds according to the patient’s stress profiles, which can range from rainfall in the forests of Denobula to the quiet hum of a warp core.
Appointments are often booked through the station’s wellness programme, or through Starfleet medical, but walk-ins are always welcomed.