To: CAPT Remoi, J. (@XR-377)
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From: CAPT Varley, L.
Subj: Silent Auction Opportunity
Dearest Captain James Remoi,
I am Lady Lauren Varley, of the I.S.S. Saratoga. Your keen interest in Lot #124 of the Silent Art Auction has not gone unnoticed by me. Your persistence in pursuit of it despite the overwhelming outbidding from both myself and the Great Admiral Perim, long may she live, is most admirable, and most Terran of you. It is in this noble persistence of yours that I see an opportunity what may benefit us both.
I am a competitive person; you might say my interest in this auction is of a specifically sporting nature. Some of the pieces I win may suit me as floor rug or perhaps washcloth, but ultimately it is the hunt that stirs my attention, not the prize. For this reason I would be glad to relinquish unto you Lot #124 once I win it, should you donate your auction stipend to me so that I may wield it with my already superior funds.
Alone, your odds are less than optimistic, but combined with mine your resources shall ensure victory. And you shall have your painting.
//SIGNED//
Lady Lauren Varley,
Duchess of Montreal,
Captain of the I.S.S. Saratoga