Rumor has it... (IC)

Rumor has it that LTJG Beles was seen emerging from a starbase holodeck wearing sweaty exercise/sparring gear and a weary, defeated expression.
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Rumor has it that the announcement of Poetry Night has already claimed its first victim. Lieutenant Valore checked into medbay late in the night following an encounter with Lieutenant Cullum's poetry. After the treatment of a few moderate cuts on her left hand, she was let go. Apparently a glass was broken at the bar.
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Rumour has it that when the station went to yellow alert, Sam was found sitting grumpily in a civilian shelter muttering "every... single... time,"
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Rumour has it that Miriam has been booking extra holodeck time to practice for the music night. She's also been seen devising ways of getting Brie into the holodeck too. So far, she's been 50% successful.
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Rumor has it someone in the Fleet Command Office is trying to expose the secret list of PADD inspectors for this year's Risa Shoreleave.
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Rumor has it, that if the Dominion war was a dance-off, events tonight showed that the federation would have stood no chance
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Rumor has it the Dominion Consulate, under the direction of the ambassador, rented out an entire hotel for the duration of the Risa leave for any Vorta and their Jem'Hadar bodyguards that will be attending.
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Rumor has it, that there is now an unbroken line, stretching from the Founder's Wisdom, to Cargo Bay 16.
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Rumor has it that on his last trip to Risa, Admiral Konieczko lost a round of strip poker to a pretty Orion lady.
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Rumor has it, the Jem'Hadar have built a full size sand fortress on the beach after being challenged to a sand castle contest, they then proceed to bombard other sand castles in the area using sandballs and coconuts, the Jem'hadar also bravely held off a siege from local feather monkeys but were forced to retreat after their castle was melted by the monkeys and local children pelting the fortress with water balloons.
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Rumour has it that Bishop and Valencia have been battling each other for supremacy non-stop in the first few days of the Risa vacation. They have been seen participating in various games and activities, from football to volleyball, sprints to hurdles, sandcastle building and underwater breath-holding. The scores are always in a deadlock, and the only real winners are the spectators who get to watch the two attempt to one-up each other. This differs from their normal competitive attempts in the intensity and frequency. Few are worried about their health and safety, most just enjoy watching them.
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Spoiler: Vanilla or Bust - Risa Commercial DistrictShow
Okay, next! What would you like, ma'am?

I would care to order the... the... I would like the... uh.... I would like... the uh...

Yeah?

The... erm...

Come on, Miss. Spit it out. I don't have all day.

The... little-princess-super-duper-sweet-wonderland-kids-only-no-adults-allowed-strawberry-sundae. With no cream or cherry. But you don't need to announce my order-

Coming right up! One little-princess-super-duper-sweet-wonder- hey Miss, you alright? You look a little green.

No...
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....V'lol was spotted at a tuxedo rental shop on Risa this afternoon... and at a jeweler two hours afterwards.

There were also rumors of a tuxedo-clad V'lol spotted at the Grande Risian promenade heading towards a private hut.
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Rumor has it, that the position of head technician in charge of maintaining Vorta area life support, onboard the founder's wisdom, just opened up, after the previous holder of the position, 4th Roror'so, came down with a minor case of death, and advanced, onset pistol wound to the head.
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Rumor has it, Jem'Hadar troopers were spotted hitting up the Risian Costco store and seen leaving with several thousand crates of Carolina Reaper peppers...
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Rumor has it that Lt. Castillo was retained on Risa for several days after leave officially ended before he returned to DS13.
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Rumour has it that whilst Sam was getting stabbed, Brie beat her high score on Pong.
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Rumor has it, that Jem'hadars "guests", aboard the Endeavor have forsaken their luxurious guest quarters, and are have set up camp in the hallway, taking turns "standing watch", on deck 10.
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Rumor has it that Valore and Sam shared a medbay together after both had been stabbed. The poor lieutenant had been subjected to Sam's endless praising on how fascinating the pre-FTL society was for endless hours.

Upon discharge, the Lieutenant had been heard mumbling, questioning as to why anyone would ever want to abduct Captain Bishop.
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Spoiler: DS-13, ArboretumShow
>> Target: LOCKED
// Range To Target: 2.18m
// Bearing: 076.4°
// Time To Intercept: 1.34s
// Countermeasures: N/A
// Calculating Engagement Vector . . .
// Adjusting Drive Systems . . .
// Finalizing Target Telemetry . . .
// DONE
// Engage?: Y // N
>> Y
// TARGET ENGAGED

"Good job Duo, you got it!"
"Maaow!"
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