Rumor has it... (IC)

Rumor has it that Captain Buchanan and Subcommander Aurelia seem to have had a break-up, which is interesting, given that they were never actually dating. Or, y'know, that's what they keep telling everyone.
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Rumor has it, Rix Brot'la has taken up Archery and Winged pink suits. Quite the atrocity, says Crewman Jenkins, who after this interview ran into a room full of tribbles shouting her own name.
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Rumor has it sloughs of white, dry skin has been found in the physics lab recently.
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R.R.W. D'Ishae, Fighter Bay 01, 0816 hours...
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"Have you seen the SubCommander lately?"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"You know, which one? The one with the...?"
"...Why are you doing that with your hands. Stop doing that with your hands."
"Ajoi, Divan or Davin?"
"Oh, Divan, I guess? Is that what she's calling herself?"
"It is, and no, I haven't. Why?"
"Neither have I. Not since last week, anyway."
"So? She probably got shot again, running around with the Tehrransu."
"No, I think she's been here. Vykana in comms says-"
"Please tell me you are not having her listen in on Mandukars comms."
"No! Nothing like that! Just metadata. That she's been calling. A lot. A dozen times a day, almost."
"...Okay, I'll bite. Calling who?"
"Other warbirds. No real pattern."
"So? Probably consulting with her old Dyson contacts, or something."
"Maybe... Yeah, you're probably right."
"Of course I'm right. Now relax, and Ihhuein, stop spying on the SubCommander! I like my limbs, and I'm going to assume you do too."
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Rumor among the USS Heimdall's engineering crew is that the ship is currently haunted by a gremlin since the ship is currently expiriencing a large number of unexplainable equipment failures.
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Rumor with the tailors around station is that the Chief Engineer has requisitioned a suit in every color of the rainbow to match to his skin, so that his supposed diner with a romulan woman will go well. We here at the Rumor Mill Inc. got a single quote from a tailor on deck 4. "Lime green was his favorite ... I think he's on drugs."
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Rumor has it, Dawsons McCarthy was seen buzzing the display dome while riding on the bottom of a shuttle craft with a pair of magnetic boots and... wait. No. There is real security footage. It's not a rumor. Dawsons was seen waving at the bar while standing upside down on the bottom of a shuttle, attached there to magnetic boots. Raven was driving.
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Rumour has it, Lieutenant Commander Caine didn't beat up two klingons caught drunkenly brawling in Deck 14 Jefferies Tubes. Any reports of a pair of visiting KDF personnel admitted to medbay are purely coincidental.
Rumor has it that Anarhai's twenty-member alpha shift hit the embassy bar after work for hlai and new-vintage, mostly-good Vastam '14, paid for using the credits belonging to their commander, Aurelia t'Veras. The cause for the celebration? A perfect score on full starship tactical/security drills.
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Rumor has it, Kermit and Dawsons robbed a bank, and Kermit now owns a battlecruiser class ship.
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Rumor has it that several unnamed security officers have been quietly selling unauthorized holovideo footage of the Parsons/Sedai fencing match, with Lieutenant Jal'Shan refereeing.

For anyone who manages to get their hands on a copy, it seems to be a reasonably entertaining watch, considering Captain Parsons's ... er, unorthodox methods.
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Rumor has it that the cats that Subcommander Aurelia t'Veras ordered confined in a room on the RRW Anarhai have been running around wildly, as if in a panic.

Rumor also has it that Kirina t'Nalah is back on DS13, and was spotted purchasing a dog from the trader Qul.
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Rumor has it with the outbreak of animal companions running wild on DS13. The top of Commander Brot'la's head has been ever more busy that ever. Beagle wigs are the new thing.
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Rumor has it that Kermit is a moon prince with a massive untapped fortune and unknowable inconspicuous parents disappointed in his choice to join Starfleet.
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The rumour mill is abuzz with gossip about Tabitha Caine finding the errant Romulan Kirina asleep in the lounge. Some say there was a fight, others say Kirina was beamed over to Aurelia's ship, most just say "Who?"
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Rumor has it that Captain Buchanan and Subcommander Aurelia are back together. Or that they just got together, for the first time. The rumors are confusing and conflicting. It's not really clear.

Either way, the Subcommander's younger brother seems to be glaring at Jack. A lot.
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Rumor has it Rix left a strange book about love, space super heroes, cats and god like Bolians on a table. Who the hell is Back Juchanan?
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Rumor has it that Captain Perim left DS13, quietly and out-of-uniform, on a runabout with another Argo Captain.
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Rumour has it that Ensign Roy Barensen was reassigned to hull plating duty by Commander Helstone. If you look out of the window just to the left of the lounge, you might catch a glimpse of him stapled there.
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Rumor has it that the "gremlin situation" in the USS Heimdall was resolved. Apperantly the ships chief engineer left a finely tuned quantum scanner in a empty probe chassis. As soon as the scanner started to fail she shot the probe into a asteroid located at the rim of the ds13 system. The rumor also states that she left a travel advisory with the ops about the "malefunctioning" probe.
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