| SUBMITTED:
Stardate 96559.9
| | FILED BY:
ENS A. Eonix
| | SECURITY:
Level 1 - Open
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LOCATION: Event Horizon Lounge.
MISSION: Prevent an intoxicated Jem'Hadar from causing any undue harm.
OUTCOME: Unconscious Jem'Hadar sent to Medical without any harm to Starbase personnel or property.
KEY PERSONNEL:
First Talak'fives
Commander Nathes
Lieutenant Valore
Ensign Arisly Eonix
Ensign Mitsuki Rumiho
NARRATIVE:
So, Captain Ailes had an old Academy friend on the Starbase while his ship was docked; Peter. She may have mentioned his last name but by the Four I can't remember it. Anyway, we had been enjoying ourselves, sharing alcoholic beverages and joking about drinking Peter under the table when the Captain got a call she needed to answer. Mitsuki and I were trying to keep up the drinking games with Peter when Fives came up. He ordered some buffalo-chicken wings from Swifty and, when I expressed interest, offered to share them with me. Honestly, I thought it was super sweet given some of the rumors about Jem'Hadar in Academy and Fives was super polite. (Also the wings were delicious, but that's getting off track) I thought, in the interest of inclusion and cooperation, I'd offer Fives a shot of vodka along with the rest of us who were still drinking. Figured one shot wouldn't be too much of an issue and he seemed fine after it.
Now, the problem was that whole Jem'Hadar competition thing, right? Peter had decided to leave, so one of us (maybe me, maybe Mitsuki) made a joke about having won the drinking game. Seems Fives might've took it a bit seriously and demanded an actual full bottle of vodka from Swifty. Now, I don't know about you, but I've never seen a Ferengi say no to a very insistent Jem'Hadar. I don't know if I would've been able to either. But, like, we did try, with our words, to get Fives to slow down. He was having none of it, practically chugging the whole bottle before breaking out into fits of giggles between demanding more vodka, with mildly slurred speech.
It was at this point the disapproving Lieutenant Valore decided to call Security. A good call, honestly, since we had no idea what an intoxicated Jem'Hadar would be like. But before Security had any real response (I could only hear the Lieutenant's side of the call) Fives had drank another bottle of vodka and promptly passed out. So, instead of security, he was just beamed directly to medbay.
Very shortly after, a rather irate Vorta showed up. Didn't catch a name, but Lieutenant Valore offered to bring her to medbay and the two departed together. Oh, the Romulan Commander Nathes was there too, she just mostly watched and made comments to Lieutenant Valore.
RECOMMENDATION:
I dunno? Don't serve bottles of alcohol to species who have shown no exposure to intoxication before? Probably ought to let Horizon Staff know about that one. Honestly, it was all in good fun until Fives passed out. Hopefully there won't be a diplomatic incident.. I feel like if we had fought the Dominion with vodka instead of phasers, the war would've gone very differently.
OOC: I couldn't help myself, sorry not sorry. It was a quite fun spontaneous little RP at the lounge!