To: CAPT Konieczko, Dmitri
From: ADM Mohadeb
Subj: See you soon
Hello
I am Mohadeb
You have probably heard of me
I am the galaxy’s most famous spy
I have heard of you, Captain Stronghand
I think you’re doing a great job
But I think you could do an even greater job if you were an admiral in charge of a battlestation AND the 38th fleet
I am coming to BS13 to see if there are any bad admirals there
Such as any admirals who are unloyal or failed to do their part to conquer the Weak Universe recently
If there were any admirals like that, they would lose their jobs and arms and legs and heads
And then there would be job openings for new admirals
Can you think of any bad admirals like that?
You can tell me about them when I arrive at your battlestation tomorrow
See you soon
Love,
//SIGNED//
Admiral Mohadeb
Executive Director of Signals Intelligence
Starfleet Intelligence