To: LT Khet
From: LCDR Mercer
Subj: How To Set Up Inbox Rules For Idiots
I know you don’t check your email that often, but that doesn’t mean you have to keep missing important messages. You can set up inbox rules using the attached guide and it’ll do some pretty cool stuff, like chime, or call you on your communicator, or read it out loud to you, or replicate them on a piece of paper in like, any font you want.
Learning new things can be challenging, so I helped you out by setting up a rule to make the lights in your quarters flash every time you get an email from me. That way you can just edit the rule instead of having to make one all on your own since you are obviously very busy.
//SIGNED//
LCDR Olivia Mercer
Operations Officer,
USS Valkyrie
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//ATTACHMENT// inboxrules.hlp