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Security Level 3 - Restricted
TO CAPT Sadia Cynis CC ~~ FROM CAPT H. Hawkins SUBJ Interesting stuff |
Hey Boss,
When I tackled the Eye before things hit the proverbial fan, I managed to repossess a few items;
- Listening device
It's a simple isolinear chip. Or is it? Spoiler alert, it really isn't. Scans revealed it to be a listening device but we have no idea where the receiver is. It's currently sitting in a room that's playing some really neat music on loop. You can listen to it by clicking >here<. Unless you're reading this where you can't click on it, in which case don't bother, you'll look like an old person trying to use a PADD for the first time. Not a cool look.
If some of your contacts detect someone warping out screaming "just turn the damn thing off", I guess they've probably got the other end, or they're just super crazy. In any case, killing them is probably a good thing.
- Klingon Communicator
It's set on a specific frequency and has an encryption/decryption function. Nothing received from it even when I sent a message saying "new communicator who dis?". Either someone's really rude, or ET doesn't want to phone home. Or I've just ruined someone's love life.
I'll send them over if you want them.
Captain Henry Hawkins
Captain of the S.S. Skyraider
Founder and Owner of The Hawkins Emporium, seller of fine second-hand goods.
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