To: CAPT Nimitz, Alistair
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From: CMDR Legrasse Hercule P.
Subj: Personnel improvement
Dear Captain Nimitz,
Are you at all familiar with the ancient Earth film called My fair lady? If not, I urge you to watch it, especially before continuing this message; the story is dated, but the acting is superb and the music is delightful! (I will attach a link for it to Starfleet’a database to facilitate your viewing).
The point of my filmic rambling, is that I intend to propose a wager between us much like the one depicted in the film; the subject, Lieutenant Valore. Rather than attempt to transform her into a high society lady (I hold no hope for her social graces, I fear), I would like ti shift the field to the culinary. I wish to propose a gentlemanly wager that Lieutenant Valore might or might not be educated to appreciate the delights of a fine dish.
Please let me know if the wager sounds agreeable to you and whether you believe Lieutenant Valore’s palate can be redeemed.
Best regards
//SIGNED//
Command0r H0rcul0 P. L0grass0
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