SUBJ: Spam Messages | TO: DS13 Intel

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From: RDML Bishop, S
Subj: Spam Messages



Good evening,

I keep getting a number of messages from someone known only as “Orion Businesswoman,” who repeatedly messages me about placing civilian Orion “morale officers” on Starfleet ships. Though I block the sender, I am repeatedly receiving the same message, as the sender keeps using different mailing addresses.

Could you find out where this is coming from?

Regards,

//SIGNED//
Rear Admiral (Lower Half) Samuel Bishop, PhD
Executive Officer, 38th Fleet ‘Argo’

OOC Anyone in intel can pick this one up!

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To: RDML Bishop, Samuel
From: CMDR Mohadeb
Subj: Re: Spam Messages



Hello

I am Mohadeb

I am on your station for an assignment

I can not tell you about the assignment

It is a secret

But while I wait for some secret things to happen I am helping out your intelligence department

Your intelligence chief told me I could pick what I want from the unassigned work

I found your message in there

It was flagged as priority “trivial”

I don’t think your intelligence chief takes your request very seriously

But I do

//SIGNED//
CMDR Mohadeb
Sr. SigInt Officer, Argelius Desk, Starfleet Intelligence


(24 minutes later…)

To: RDML Bishop, Samuel
From: CMDR Mohadeb
Subj: Re: Spam Messages



Hello

I am Mohadeb

I traced the message origin to the Otha sector

It was easy because the encryption was a joke

Not the funny kind of joke

The sad kind that makes you say “aww”

There is a planet called Edet in the Roildors system

It is a lawless place and many criminals like it there

Your message came from there

They sent out lots of messages to other Federation targets and Klingon ones too

I guess they want everyone to know about their morale officers

The Argelius outpost has very low morale

//SIGNED//
CMDR Mohadeb
Sr. SigInt Officer, Argelius Desk, Starfleet Intelligence


(51 minutes later…)

To: RDML Bishop, Samuel
From: CMDR Mohadeb
Subj: Re: Spam Messages



Hello

I am still Mohadeb

I had a good time finding out about your spammers

But I have to go back to work on my secret assignment now

I hope you will remember that Mohadeb helped you and tell the station captain about me

I have applied for the job of intelligence chief for the station many times

But I do not think they take me seriously

Just like your chief of intelligence did not take you seriously

Goodbye

//SIGNED//
CMDR Mohadeb
Sr. SigInt Officer, Argelius Desk, Starfleet Intelligence


(2 minutes later…)

To: RDML Bishop, Samuel
From: CMDR Mohadeb
Subj: Re: Spam Messages



Here is my dossier in case you want to fire your intelligence chief and give me his job

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//ATTACHMENT// Mohadeb dossier

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