[1/30 6:03] [Local] Teryk@tebryn#2850: ...I really wish I had read the psychological reports on my new fleet-mates before taking this assignment...
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Nalah t'Feiahn@Master_Dex: I see it now, firefight, Shan runs into battle, someone tosses him a phaser, he loads a power pack, sets to kill, tosses the phaser at the enemy, it explodes on contact. Shan stands waving a flag
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Saving private Shan.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Disney's Finding Shan.
Kara@tolmarius: Maybe Q should intervene on our behalf jsut to save Shan. Cause he listens to the Fish Song over and over.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan Potter and the order of the flaming chicken.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Good song
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Should make a come back.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanlock Holmes
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Captain Shanerica: The first Argonaught.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: The Incredible Shan
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanzilla vs D'Keragera
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: BatShan Begins.
D'Kera@arkaik353: *roars fire*
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shan of Steel
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan Trek IV: The voyage home
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Jurassic SHan
Kara@tolmarius: Shan Wars III: Revenge of the Fish
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shan to the Future
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan balls 2: The search for more dilithium
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: :3
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: 50 Shades of Shan.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Mad Shan
D'Kera@arkaik353: Shan And Deliver
Sienae t'Illiahlae@janevarral: Good evening!
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Red Shan
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanhog's Day
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanbusters
D'Kera@arkaik353: Shanlot
Kara@tolmarius: The SHan Games
Sienae t'Illiahlae@janevarral: Shan Strikes Back?
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Saving private Shan.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Disney's Finding Shan.
Kara@tolmarius: Maybe Q should intervene on our behalf jsut to save Shan. Cause he listens to the Fish Song over and over.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan Potter and the order of the flaming chicken.
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Good song
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Should make a come back.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanlock Holmes
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Captain Shanerica: The first Argonaught.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: The Incredible Shan
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanzilla vs D'Keragera
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: BatShan Begins.
D'Kera@arkaik353: *roars fire*
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shan of Steel
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan Trek IV: The voyage home
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Jurassic SHan
Kara@tolmarius: Shan Wars III: Revenge of the Fish
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shan to the Future
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Shan balls 2: The search for more dilithium
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: :3
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: 50 Shades of Shan.
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Mad Shan
D'Kera@arkaik353: Shan And Deliver
Sienae t'Illiahlae@janevarral: Good evening!
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Red Shan
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanhog's Day
Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Shanbusters
D'Kera@arkaik353: Shanlot
Kara@tolmarius: The SHan Games
Sienae t'Illiahlae@janevarral: Shan Strikes Back?
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Coby Morton tilts his head, his eyes squinting "I do have /other/ friends, you know. I'll be fine... for company. Don't you worry."
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[2/15 6:11] [TFA:SFK] Katherine@siskofan1991: I want to build a Federal Corvette and just greif the NPCs in an Imperial System.
[2/15 6:11] [TFA:SFK] Katherine@siskofan1991: "Oh no cargo? Shame. EAT PLASMA ACCELERATOR"
[2/15 6:12] [TFA:SFK] T'Paal@oileus: Errm, not the first thing you want to hear when you log on "EAT PLASMA ACCELERATOR"
[2/15 6:11] [TFA:SFK] Katherine@siskofan1991: "Oh no cargo? Shame. EAT PLASMA ACCELERATOR"
[2/15 6:12] [TFA:SFK] T'Paal@oileus: Errm, not the first thing you want to hear when you log on "EAT PLASMA ACCELERATOR"
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It's the small important things that really binds our fleet together.
[7:49] Tilly: I saw that...
[7:49] Tilly: Kermit is going to kill you one day, Eli.
[7:49] Tilly: I saw that...
[7:49] Tilly: Kermit is going to kill you one day, Eli.
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Don't know if forum stuff can go here but I'm doing it anyway:
wrote:
A guy named Dave.
Never trust a guy named Dave.
Never trust a guy named Dave.
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Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin | A space-fish pokes its head out of the water in front of Aev. 'BLORP BLORP,' it silently mouths. It looks like it wants food.
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What have I started...
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overheard from the Romulan team, after last weekends ground Combat PvP.
"Came to fight humans, gunned down by an Andorian."
"Came to fight humans, gunned down by an Andorian."
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[8:55] [TFA:SFK] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: First Officer Caspius, reporting for duty. Activate self destruct. All hands abandon ship. Replicators, dispense meatloaf surprise.
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[3/12 2:22] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin looks to Aurelia. "She seams pleasant enough."
[3/12 2:22] [Local] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: *seems
[3/12 2:23] Aurelia@aumerie nods. "She does. And committed. And actually sane."
[3/12 2:23] Aurelia@aumerie looks a little suspicious.
[3/12 2:23] [Local] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: "That last one's going to be a problem. She'd never fit in here."
[3/12 2:22] [Local] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: *seems
[3/12 2:23] Aurelia@aumerie nods. "She does. And committed. And actually sane."
[3/12 2:23] Aurelia@aumerie looks a little suspicious.
[3/12 2:23] [Local] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: "That last one's going to be a problem. She'd never fit in here."
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[11:56] [Friend] @EledriPrime has logged off.
[11:56] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: You killed her.
[11:56] Perim@bobisgod171 changes the android's batteries, "Dunworry, I got this." ))
[11:56] [Friend] @EledriPrime has logged on.
[11:56] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: You killed her.
[11:56] Perim@bobisgod171 changes the android's batteries, "Dunworry, I got this." ))
[11:56] [Friend] @EledriPrime has logged on.
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Coby Morton 's eyes return a little center towards the bar, then dart left brielfly "Counselor~"
Katriel inclines her head. "Captain."
Eli Altais: "Counselor."
Katriel pauses. "... Captain."
Katriel picks up the mug that Swifty delivers.
Quint looks over towards Kat, and seeing she's in uniform. "Counselor."
Katriel rolls her eyes over her mug. "... Captain." She waves her PADD dismissively at All Three Of Them before she walks off.
Eli Altais smirks.
Coby Morton takes another sip from the glass, giving a slight tilt o' the head towards the Betazoid as she departs, glancing back towards the other three.
Christopher: looks questioning at Quint
Quint smirks and then looks at the other two and back to his brother."In case you missed it...Station Counselor there."
Katriel inclines her head. "Captain."
Eli Altais: "Counselor."
Katriel pauses. "... Captain."
Katriel picks up the mug that Swifty delivers.
Quint looks over towards Kat, and seeing she's in uniform. "Counselor."
Katriel rolls her eyes over her mug. "... Captain." She waves her PADD dismissively at All Three Of Them before she walks off.
Eli Altais smirks.
Coby Morton takes another sip from the glass, giving a slight tilt o' the head towards the Betazoid as she departs, glancing back towards the other three.
Christopher: looks questioning at Quint
Quint smirks and then looks at the other two and back to his brother."In case you missed it...Station Counselor there."
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[3/19 3:58] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Perim is now convinced that Coby and Eli were trying to kill her.
[3/19 3:58] [TFA:SFK] T'irin@universal_blue: lol
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Keth@osi#6269: pff
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Keth@osi#6269: They wouldn't have done milk.
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Dantes@shoopdanwoop: We were? COBY! You could've told me.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: :sigh:
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: I've clearly stated this several times.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: WHEN Perim is kille by Coby.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: It'll be MUCh more dramatic.
[3/19 3:58] [TFA:SFK] T'irin@universal_blue: lol
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Keth@osi#6269: pff
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Keth@osi#6269: They wouldn't have done milk.
[3/19 3:59] [TFA:SFK] Dantes@shoopdanwoop: We were? COBY! You could've told me.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: :sigh:
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: I've clearly stated this several times.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: WHEN Perim is kille by Coby.
[3/19 4:00] [TFA:SFK] Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan: It'll be MUCh more dramatic.
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((from MU weekend))
Kermit looks around, " 'allo 'allo, Inquisitors and Inquisitee. I'm sure at least /one/ of you fine folk'd be interested in some rare items from the fringe."
Caspius is too unconscious to tell Kermit that he doesn't want any of his junk.
Caspius is too unconscious to tell Kermit that he doesn't want any of his junk.
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[12:22] Caspius@lusipurr#2374 looks up at Ulrich with that slightly-constipated look that signifies the Vulcan equivalent of irritation.
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Alina Mandra: This chain of satellites though has been.. hinky... Starfleet Expedentiary Command in Laurentia system hasn't determined if there is a software or hardware issue but one in three comm satellites -
Alina Mandra: - blink out randomly every 2 weeks and it is causing problems with transmissions
Kozath jots down "Hinky?"
Perim rolls her eyes.
Anne: "Hinky: peculiar, odd, strange, unusual."
Kozath: Sorry...Kozath didn't ask that out loud
Caspius: Oh good. Caspius is the only Vulcan here.
Perim: um.
Perim: No he isn't.
Anne: T'irin.
Caspius: Oh, T'irin!
Caspius: I looked right over her.
Kozath: Ouch
Caspius: So he will have someone sensible to work with.
Caspius: No jokes. No entertainment.
T'irin: *sighs*
Caspius: No 'hinky'.
T'irin: No Hinky.
Caspius: "No Hinky Zone."
Kozath: "All Security Officers: the word of the day is 'Hinky.' Utilize it well throughout your day."
Perim: LOL
Perim: "Commander Caspius, please confirm your identity using the word of the day."
Perim: *his head explodes*
Kozath: LOL
Alina Mandra: this is like the 10th time I've used hinky on Alina.. first time anyone's noticed, lol
EDIT:
One more:
Caspius@lusipurr#2374: Sorry Taev, your death was but a small price to pay for Food-based Reality programming.
Alina Mandra: - blink out randomly every 2 weeks and it is causing problems with transmissions
Kozath jots down "Hinky?"
Perim rolls her eyes.
Anne: "Hinky: peculiar, odd, strange, unusual."
Kozath: Sorry...Kozath didn't ask that out loud
Caspius: Oh good. Caspius is the only Vulcan here.
Perim: um.
Perim: No he isn't.
Anne: T'irin.
Caspius: Oh, T'irin!
Caspius: I looked right over her.
Kozath: Ouch
Caspius: So he will have someone sensible to work with.
Caspius: No jokes. No entertainment.
T'irin: *sighs*
Caspius: No 'hinky'.
T'irin: No Hinky.
Caspius: "No Hinky Zone."
Kozath: "All Security Officers: the word of the day is 'Hinky.' Utilize it well throughout your day."
Perim: LOL
Perim: "Commander Caspius, please confirm your identity using the word of the day."
Perim: *his head explodes*
Kozath: LOL
Alina Mandra: this is like the 10th time I've used hinky on Alina.. first time anyone's noticed, lol
EDIT:
One more:
Caspius@lusipurr#2374: Sorry Taev, your death was but a small price to pay for Food-based Reality programming.
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[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: We didn't see him because OMP hates mirror.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Therefore there is not mirror Shan.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Mirror Shan was not seen because Mirror Shan did not want to be seen.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: But rest assured.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: He's always watching.
[4/9 8:09] [TFA:SFK] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: waiting..
[4/9 8:09] [TFA:SFK] Yira@arkaik353: Mirror Shan burst out of Eli's chest shortly after he was shot, and is now in BS13's air ducts.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Taev tr'Velal@dienonychus: Therefore there is not mirror Shan.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Mirror Shan was not seen because Mirror Shan did not want to be seen.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: But rest assured.
[4/9 8:08] [TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: He's always watching.
[4/9 8:09] [TFA:SFK] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: waiting..
[4/9 8:09] [TFA:SFK] Yira@arkaik353: Mirror Shan burst out of Eli's chest shortly after he was shot, and is now in BS13's air ducts.
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No context, but this is a real, completely legit and completely unironic IC line.
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Anne starts at the sudden giraffe.
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Anne starts at the sudden giraffe.
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Not from STO, but my G+ feed:
"I'm not risking being hit by a dragon due to sloppy scientific technique!"
"I'm not risking being hit by a dragon due to sloppy scientific technique!"
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