Owing to a lack of centralised public message board with a physical presence, the following posting rests in Task Force Argo's Social Cyberspace, where anyone who glances at such things might find it.
~To Secret Admirer H~
While some might find it endearing to receive unsigned messages of a romantic nature, perhaps implying a desire to commence courtship or mating ritual, I find the purpose undone by the lack of clear intend and identity. While I consider it a compliment you are fond of my hair style, it is not the foundation of a mutually beneficial social relationship, nor do my duties within the task force allow me the luxury of perusing such a relationship, even if a desire existed.
I whole heartedly recommend that you find another more suitable individual to focus your affections on. I might suggest Ambassador A'Printa.
Warmest Regards,
Weatherfield, Lyianna, S.
(Other, connected, unrelated or entirely random postings of any nature from Argo's Social Network are welcome.)
~To All Secret Admirers~
Lt. Commander Weatherfield has a most interesting idea, suggesting that affections be directed in my direction. I completely agree. My bodyguard Tsass has agreed to act as my contact. Please submit any and all such requests to him in person. You can't miss him. He's the rather large armored Gorn standing next to the airlock. And don't worry, nobody will know since all cameras in the area have been disabled. Additionally, please fill out your last will and testament prior to arrival, as well as the form exonerating Tsass from any damages that may result from the submission of your request. Thank you and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Ambassador A'Printa
P.S. For a possibly safer route, I highly recommend Miss Katriel.
Lt. Commander Weatherfield has a most interesting idea, suggesting that affections be directed in my direction. I completely agree. My bodyguard Tsass has agreed to act as my contact. Please submit any and all such requests to him in person. You can't miss him. He's the rather large armored Gorn standing next to the airlock. And don't worry, nobody will know since all cameras in the area have been disabled. Additionally, please fill out your last will and testament prior to arrival, as well as the form exonerating Tsass from any damages that may result from the submission of your request. Thank you and have a nice day.
Sincerely,
Ambassador A'Printa
P.S. For a possibly safer route, I highly recommend Miss Katriel.
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