To: CAPT James Kermit @kermit
From: LCDR Aurelia Buchanan t’Veras
Subj: ENS Sadaann
Greetings, my friend. I just encountered your moody Vulcan ensign, Sadaann, on Risa, sitting on the floor in a bar and staring at it like he could light it on fire with his face. In public. Where people could see him. I had a small chat with him. You know how I feel about therapy, so please take this with the gravity with which I hope to imbue it, as it would be a dereliction of duty to say otherwise: He needs to see a counselor before he goes back to duty.
Either that, or a girlfriend. You know what I mean.
Now I’m going to go wash my mouth out with soap.
//SIGNED//
LCDR Aurelia Buchanan t’Veras
DS13 Intelligence