To: LCDR Blake, K
From: Petty Officer Stobbart
Subj: Body Discovered
Chief,
I have discovered Ensign Crabtree dead in a tank of ice cream at Vanilla or Bust. I’ve locked the place down and called in additional security. Lieutenant Razbury is here and has taken charge and said I did a good job calling medical and forensics who are taking tricorder images of the scene right now.
I don’t know if he drowned in it or what but it smells awful down here. I think he’s been here a couple of days.
//SIGNED//
Petty Officer Gregory Stobbart
Security
DS13
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