Katriel's Spam Folder (Open RP)

OOC: An opportunity like this is too hard not to pass up! Feel free to contribute your own crazyness!
Helo, i am Rigellian prince name Danny. I need yur help! All you do is cash the check of 32,000,000EC and deposit 5,000,000EC in my account. You keep rest. Plz respond with account number. Talk soon!
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Greetings!

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Security Level 1 - Open

TO LCDR Sedai, K.
FROM CAPT Sel, Z.
SUBJ Counseling Availability?

Good Evening Counselor,
With Doctor Castillo on extended leave, I was hoping that we might be able to schedule some time to chat. I know it's been a while, but I enjoyed our previous conversations and hope we might pick things up while I'm in port.

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Best Regards,
Captain Zaliel Sel
Commanding Officer, USS Brahe
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Greetings, famed warrior Katriel, of the House of Se'Dai.

Our records show that you have not been collecting your warriors pension. You have either died in glorious battle or have been disowned by your House and face enteral shame in Gre'thor. In either case, we have not been notified if you are living or dead.

Please get in touch with us as soon as you receive this message so that we may schedule your yearly battle fitness physical. If you survive, you may continue to receive your pension. If not, may Kahless greet you himself as you arrive to Sto'vo'kor!

If this message arrived to you in error, please notify us immediately so that we may execute the warrior in charge of your case.

Qapla'
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We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your starship’s extended warranty. You should’ve received a notice in a prior communication about your starship’s extended warranty eligibility. Since we’ve not gotten a response, we’re giving you a final courtesy message before we close out your file. Reply with 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-contact list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your starship’s warranty, reply with 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

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From: Buro of Lost Art
To: Catriel, DS-13 Liason

It has come to our attention that various pieces of art may have come into your possession. We formally request their return as we repzent the rightful owners of said Art. You have seven days to comply othwerise we will have to start legal proceedings with you Federation Art Recovery Services.

Tankyou.

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