Parallax Rumors

Rumor has it that Ensign Treklik has started adding a setting to the Battlestation's agony booths, allowing it to be turned up to 11. So far it is unconfirmed whether this actually increases the power or is simply a cosmetic upgrade, but those inside the booth would swear it hurts more.
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Rumour has it Elora has sent out invites to her next tea party. People are asked to attend in formal attire as a Princess Fluffy and Sir Reginald will be in attendance. There is also an eplisey warning as they will be an electrifying light show performed by Mr Sparks. This is all planned for either just before or during gamma shift on Saturday
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A Praetorian Guard Dreadnought arrived at Battlestation Argo. A gaudily dressed officer was beamed aboard announcing salutations and greetings from his Imperial Majesty.
This was accompanied by the News that Admirals, Perim, Quint and O'Brien have been honoured by the Emperor and granted a ten person Praetorian Guard squad from the Emperors own cohort to guard their persons because they are so loved and cherished by the Emperor.
Rumor has it that Tanaka was using the holodeck for some sort of meditation. If sources are to be trusted, it looked like nothing currently available in the Imperial libraries. More importantly, the program itself he deletes upon use.
Rumor has it that security has been increased around Medbay 3 on Battle-station Argo.
Story goes there was a lovely tea party with the most electrifying light show.

Rumiho left to share the tale of the delightful gathering with Tsurugi on the I.S.S. Shadowfax, feeling apparently 'inspired.'
Apparently a chair and the conference room wall caught the brunt of one of the Zealot's explosive temper moments. It'll be a few days before a replacement for the spider webbed wall is ready.
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Rumor has it that a security officer took a shot at Admiral Perim tonight, but missed. As the saying goes, if you're gonna shoot at the queen, you'd better kill her.
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Rumor has it Mi'shune sh'Sonora's back in business! Now accepting bounty hunting gigs.
Rumor has it a certain security officer had contact with a Vulcan trader. Current whereabouts of the Vulcan trader are unknown.
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Commander Traise of Battlestation Argo's R&D Division apparently is burning the midnight oil. After replicating a personal recipe himself for something listed as Turkish Coffee he disappeared in his private lab. Literally. When someone came to check in the morning hours he was gone; there were no signs of where he went. His quarter's access records indicate he never went back to his room...
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Rumor has it Miki just got a big payday! Not only has her subspace traffic, from collectors no less, severely dropped off since after the battle of argo, but there was a sizable payment transferred via the Bank of Ferenginar to Honest Grint's Starship Emporium. Not only is she paid her lease in full, she's sporting a few kill marks on her stalker as well.
Rumor has it Lt. Jetaal finally woke up in the infirmary this morning with a terrible headache. She was very put out.
Rumors has it that Vice Admiral Simon Bobby O'Brien get killed dueing a fight with the aillance
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Rumor has it that the pirate syndicate run by the vicious half-Romulan pirate V just took down a transport in the area, but was able to get away before troops arrived.
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Rumour has it the inquisitor of the I.S.S. Harrington is extremely displeased that her quarters were destroyed during the recent engagement that saw the ship damaged. According to whispers amongst the conscripted crew, she has chosen to take out her displeasure on the ship's half-Klingon conn officer, placing her in an agony booth for several hours.
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Rumor has it that the sidearm Seres Avlin used in her attempted assassination of Admiral Perim has gone missing from the evidence locker. Since it's such an open-and-shut case and the BS13 Security Department treats that locker like a take-a-penny, leave-a-penny tray, nobody has yet made much fuss about it.
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A Tellarite Slave was ... exposed to Beylara Ailes mental prowess. Witnesses say she spoke a few words to him before he began to violently shake and scream. He is alive... and apparently no longer mumbles.
Captain Saul Williams has taken command of the defense squadron orbiting the newly taken Tzenketh, early rumors suggest the construction of several more Saganami super dreadnoughts have been ordered under his oversight to help bolster the defenses of the Empire's new prize..
Mi'shune sh'Sonora has taken a commission in the Terran Empire Navy, and has the rank of Lieutenant.
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