Spoiler: Scrawled on a Jeffery's tube wall.Show
The Romulans are gathering. They are speaking to each other and not the Federation. They eat people.
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A subset of security officers have been drawing lots and trading assignments in order to get a shift on Counselor Sedai's security detail.
Not only is the job especially easy, it's rumored that a couple of officers have walked away with curious and inexplicable gifts: beanbags, scarves, and one officer received a three inch tall teddy bear. (He claims he gave it to his daughter.)
Not only is the job especially easy, it's rumored that a couple of officers have walked away with curious and inexplicable gifts: beanbags, scarves, and one officer received a three inch tall teddy bear. (He claims he gave it to his daughter.)
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Rumor has it that the USS Valkyrja encountered an ion storm that played havoc with the sensor arrays. At one point, sensors indicated the passing of a giant turtle, with four gigantic elephants standing on its back facing outward. On the backs of the elephants was a massive disk-shaped planet. Captain and crew could not help but observe the phenomena until sensors returned to normal.
Then they had tea.
Then they had tea.
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Reports of strange sounds among several jefferies tubes throught the station have made their way to engineering, they commented that it is likely the tubes are filled with gremlins and tribbles and that an expedition is planned for the end of the week to hunt them down, any captured gremlins or tribbles should be sent to Captain Perim.
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Rumors abound about SubCommander Mandukar absence following the Iotian negotiations...
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Chat open. TIMESTAMP: 0318 DS13ST
TIMESTAMP: 0431 DS13ST
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
Lir.
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
Lir.
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
Jaeih, Lir, answer!
EppohGirl416 wrote:
davin? do u know wat time it is?
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
Lir, I need 's favor.
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
I need a pair of pants.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
...
EppohGirl416" wrote:
whyyy do you think I just have ur pants?
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
No, I need a pair of your pants.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
...
EppohGirl416 wrote:
whyyyyyy
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
None of mine fit right now, okay? Please just do this for me.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
...
EppohGirl416 wrote:
is this a sex thing?
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
NO IT IS NOT A SEX THING!
EppohGirl416 wrote:
kermit thinks it's a sex thing
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
WHY ARE YOU TELLING KERMIT ABOUT THIS.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
hes reading over my shoulder
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
Fvadt! Fine! It was a transporter thing, okay? Now will you PLEASE just do this for me?
EppohGirl416 wrote:
...
EppohGirl416 wrote:
'pleaze'
EppohGirl416 wrote:
who are you where is Davin?.
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
LIR JUST BRING ME SOME FVADT PANTS! And you can NOT tell Nethali about this.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
...
EppohGirl416 wrote:
k
EppohGirl416 wrote:
BRT TTYS ~<3
T'VarrosAevr wrote:
...I have no idea what that means. Please just bring pants.
TIMESTAMP: 0431 DS13ST
EppohGirl416 wrote:
oh.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
em.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
gee.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
nethali.
EppohGirl416 wrote:
davins a chick.
breshbitch wrote:
...?
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(( I looooove iiiiit. ))
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Rumor has it that a lone tribble was discovered in Docking Bay 38. Shortly afterwards Docking Bay 38 was evacuated and all atmosphere was vented from the compartment. No tribbles were found after pressure was restored to the compartment.
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Apparently Lieutenant Quaen has taken measures to ensure that she knows the whereabouts of Counselor Sedai at all times, even during shift. There have been some suggestions that it's in violation of the counselor's privacy, etc, etc, usually accompanied with awkward laughter and not the slightest inclination to confront the reticent Trill.
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Mister Brot'la has been seen wearing tight jumpsuits coming out of a holodeck. If holodeck records are being looked at, you can notice that a file about the Sahara Dessert has been found. Also added with some strange mechanical processes. Why would you need a pink jumpsuit in the middle of an earth desert?
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Rumor has it that Counselor Sedai returned a black garment bag to an Ensign Val Emilie in operations.
The normally exceedingly shy Ensign apparently shrieked with glee and tackle-hugged the counselor, after being presented with a ceremonial check of prize money from the 'Quadrant Today' fashion show.
The normally exceedingly shy Ensign apparently shrieked with glee and tackle-hugged the counselor, after being presented with a ceremonial check of prize money from the 'Quadrant Today' fashion show.
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Rumor has it that someone is selling pin-up prints of one Jack Buchanan in a skimpy, leather outfit. Because people are terrible. He notified Starbase security; they don't seem to be making significant inroads in the investigation. They don't really seem to be trying, to be honest.
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Rumor has it that DS13's emergency drills are being run because Captain Perim's plan for dealing with the rumored Vaadwaur "super-soldiers" is to decompress any deck that is boarded.
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On stardate 91252.1 a unkown, long eared, rodent like lifeform managed it to board the USS Heimdall without triggering the intruder alert. Before vanishing the same way the lifeform hid several thousand ovoid shaped objects all over the ship. All of the Heimdalls crew is currently busy with a intensive search for these objects.
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Rumor has it that there will be secret arms sale somewhere in the Delta Quadrant hosted by an Orion from the Alpha Quadrant. Such sale will include captured Vaadwaur weapons and technology and very rare and highly sought after Krenim arms and equipment.
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Rumor has it that while the rest of Argo helped the invasion of the Vaadwaur homeworld, Rix was busy entering one of their ships to study it back at the station.
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Rumor has it that a temporal agent from future is being held for questioning by modern day temporal authorities in regards to a shuttle explosion near Cardassia Prime. The agent claims he was attempting to apprehend a wanted felon and was being framed for the shuttle accident. All those present aboard the shuttlecraft are deceased and their names are currently being withheld pending the investigation.
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Rumor has it that The Vulcan Science Directorate has once again determined that time travel is impossible.
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Rumor has it that Captain Pailes has been personally inspecting the paint job of the Galatea in an EV suit for the past two hours
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Rumor has it that Captain Perim was spotted departing DS13 via runabout this afternoon flanked by two officers wearing Intelligence Division uniforms.
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Starbase telemetry lists a shuttle leaving DS13 space late last night carrying a single occupant, SubCommander Mandukar, on an undetermined heading. Records also show SubCommander Mandukar at the bridge of the Warbird D'Ishae at that same moment.
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