Rumor has it Lieutenant Kozath has been seen exiting the holodeck with bruises and small lacerations on her skin. Records show the safety settings for the holodeck have been turned off for each of her recent sessions.
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Rumor has it that Counselor Sedai has been requisitioning more than the usual amount of psilosynine-suppressant. One of the nurses noted that the Betazoid usually keeps some handy in her office just in general, but she's made more requests just in the past week than she has since the start of the year.
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Rumors state that ever since his return from Qo'nos Commander Brot'la had been seen using a respirator that helps him calm down. He seems more edgy around loud sounds than usual and seems slighty sleep deprived. At least that is what Crewman Randomius Redshirtius told me.
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Rumor has it that apparently the Captain's of the Formidable and the Indomitable have a strange notion of what constitutes a "Date Night".
Spoiler: Ops LogShow
[5/14 1:47] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> USS Formidable, this is the Indomitable. The crew is ready for "Date Night". You all ready to go over there?
[5/14 1:47] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <C> Formidable here. You lead, I'll follow.
[5/14 1:48] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Roger that, Formidable. Setting course for the Donatu System.
[5/14 1:49] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: uuuh, what are you up to?
[5/14 1:50] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Enrae, Indomitable reads you. We're on Operation Date Night! We heard some Orions apparently didn't get the memo about the Iconian war and need some butt-kicking. You're welcome to join in.
[5/14 1:50] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: sure! just let me ask drexia, one moment
[5/14 1:51] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <c> Do we go with the standard Kirk-fleet welcome, or should we give them the chance to surrender first?
[5/14 1:51] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: uh, were ready now
[5/14 1:54] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Formidable we read you. This is the Standard Kirk Fleet Welcome. Enrae, that means shoot first, ask questions later. All ships! Drop outta warp and prepare that welcome mat! Indomitable Out
[Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: yay! or uh, i mean roger that
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Indomitable to Formidable. Cross, darling you wanna show those Orion hussy's what for? We'll follow your lead.
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <C> We copy.
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: just tell me when to shoot stuff
[5/14 1:58] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: now?
[5/14 1:58] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Now.
[5/14 1:47] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <C> Formidable here. You lead, I'll follow.
[5/14 1:48] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Roger that, Formidable. Setting course for the Donatu System.
[5/14 1:49] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: uuuh, what are you up to?
[5/14 1:50] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Enrae, Indomitable reads you. We're on Operation Date Night! We heard some Orions apparently didn't get the memo about the Iconian war and need some butt-kicking. You're welcome to join in.
[5/14 1:50] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: sure! just let me ask drexia, one moment
[5/14 1:51] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <c> Do we go with the standard Kirk-fleet welcome, or should we give them the chance to surrender first?
[5/14 1:51] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: uh, were ready now
[5/14 1:54] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Formidable we read you. This is the Standard Kirk Fleet Welcome. Enrae, that means shoot first, ask questions later. All ships! Drop outta warp and prepare that welcome mat! Indomitable Out
[Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: yay! or uh, i mean roger that
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Indomitable to Formidable. Cross, darling you wanna show those Orion hussy's what for? We'll follow your lead.
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Cross@Fuse1983: <C> We copy.
[5/14 1:57] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: just tell me when to shoot stuff
[5/14 1:58] [Fleet] Drexia@PzTnT: Enrae: now?
[5/14 1:58] [Fleet] Tamar@universal_blue: <C> Now.
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Colonel Zala recently returned from her leave of absense. Apperantly she brought with herself a pet, a targ who she is calling "stinky". One of the transporter operators who was on duty during her return states that: "That beast definetly lives up to its name."
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Rumor has it that after a visit the previous night by an older man that kind of looked like Adam Arkwright in her quarters, Arrianna Kraf has started to access the LCARS library in regards to automobiles from Earth's 20th and 21st Centuries.
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Word is that after an interesting meeting Captain Quint chewed up a lot of COM time for a call to someone in the Romulan Republic. No one could figure out who he was speaking with but the signal held a max encryption, and the COM room was cleared and locked down for the duration.
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Rumor has it that given a run-in with some Ensigns, of which Shan did not determine that they were joking, Shan has decided to pen a Book of Protocol. Given the .73 hours of free time for writing that he has per day, and the 2.1 hours he spends writing home to his family per week, this project will take him approximately 3.9 years to complete. (KAT! Don't you write that down and ask me for it in 2019! -_- I swear!)
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Rumor has it that Swifty pays a monthly tithe to Argo command for the frequent presence of MACO officers just outside the bar. Captain Perim allegedly denied these claims while headed to the holodeck with her new springball racket.
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On the evening on stardate 91395, a malefunctioning exocomp crashed into the bar of the starlight cantina. A remote controlled romulan module was found on its control panel.
Rumor is that after its examination, the exo was claimed by captain seven of five since it was seen floating trough the hallways of the USS Firestorm on several occaisons.
Rumor is that after its examination, the exo was claimed by captain seven of five since it was seen floating trough the hallways of the USS Firestorm on several occaisons.
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Rumor has it that Commander Brot'la is the galaxy wide Heavy Weight champion. The GWF (Galactic Wrestling Federation) stated they have no members of Star Fleet in their ranks, but why is Cmander Brot'la so unusually buff for a Bolian then? And why did he replicate all that yellow spandex?
Second rumor is that Brot'la sent a parcel up to OPS with 'Fragile' on it. What is he up to now?
Second rumor is that Brot'la sent a parcel up to OPS with 'Fragile' on it. What is he up to now?
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Rumor has it that several of the DS13 Hospital Complex Emergency Medical Holograms have been reprogrammed to resemble DS13's Security Chief, Lieutenant Commander Kozath.
The EMH programs appeared after a momentary power surge through the hologrid circuitry. The cause is still under investigation and it will be some time before all of the EMH programs can be reverted to their original form.
The EMH programs appeared after a momentary power surge through the hologrid circuitry. The cause is still under investigation and it will be some time before all of the EMH programs can be reverted to their original form.
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Rumor has it that Captain Perim's office is being fumigated. The leading theory is tribble infestation.
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Just a little barside banter.
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"No, seriously, it's called the 'Enterprise Effect'."
"You' re clearly making this up."
"I am not! Come on, you get the same AAR's I do, and who's on 'em? Captain this, Commander that, all I'm saying is when's the last time you saw an ensign on one of those?"
"Running Bear, down in-"
"Oh, please, he's obviously Section Thirty-One."
"Don't even start with that again."
"Fine. Okay. But I'm just saying, every time they send a team to storm a nest of Zombie Borg Undine-"
"What?"
"-it's command staff! I'm telling you, the higher up you get in the ranks the crazier the stuff you have to deal with. Like with all those old logs from the Enterprise, it was like it was only ever bridge officers doing stuff."
"Well it's not like WE haven't dealt with some weird stuff. What about that thing that crawled out of the-"
"I thought we agreed to never speak of that again."
"...Oh. R-right. I mean, still, though, that was pretty weird, right? And we're not command staff."
"...Fine. Ok. But this just proves my theory."
"How!?"
"Remember who pulsewaved that thing after the replicator housing buckled?"
"I remember that she vaporized half of my couch."
"It was Callahan."
"Okay, how does that prove anything? She's just a lieutenant."
"But! When she was on that Romulan ship she was first officer!"
"She was not!"
"She was too. She was a Centurion, and that's space elf for Lieutenant Commander."
"You have no idea what you're talking about. I should make you buy the next round just for making me listen to that."
"Yeah, sure, I could use another drink. Hey, barkeep! Two more Andorian ales when you get a minute!"
"Alright. And we're done with conspiracy theories for the night. Right?"
"Not quite! Okay, here's how I know Section Thirty-One was behind the damage to ESD during the Undine attacks,-"
"Ugh!"
"No, seriously, I swear to the Prophets! Okay, so Undine weapons signatures..."
"You' re clearly making this up."
"I am not! Come on, you get the same AAR's I do, and who's on 'em? Captain this, Commander that, all I'm saying is when's the last time you saw an ensign on one of those?"
"Running Bear, down in-"
"Oh, please, he's obviously Section Thirty-One."
"Don't even start with that again."
"Fine. Okay. But I'm just saying, every time they send a team to storm a nest of Zombie Borg Undine-"
"What?"
"-it's command staff! I'm telling you, the higher up you get in the ranks the crazier the stuff you have to deal with. Like with all those old logs from the Enterprise, it was like it was only ever bridge officers doing stuff."
"Well it's not like WE haven't dealt with some weird stuff. What about that thing that crawled out of the-"
"I thought we agreed to never speak of that again."
"...Oh. R-right. I mean, still, though, that was pretty weird, right? And we're not command staff."
"...Fine. Ok. But this just proves my theory."
"How!?"
"Remember who pulsewaved that thing after the replicator housing buckled?"
"I remember that she vaporized half of my couch."
"It was Callahan."
"Okay, how does that prove anything? She's just a lieutenant."
"But! When she was on that Romulan ship she was first officer!"
"She was not!"
"She was too. She was a Centurion, and that's space elf for Lieutenant Commander."
"You have no idea what you're talking about. I should make you buy the next round just for making me listen to that."
"Yeah, sure, I could use another drink. Hey, barkeep! Two more Andorian ales when you get a minute!"
"Alright. And we're done with conspiracy theories for the night. Right?"
"Not quite! Okay, here's how I know Section Thirty-One was behind the damage to ESD during the Undine attacks,-"
"Ugh!"
"No, seriously, I swear to the Prophets! Okay, so Undine weapons signatures..."
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Rumor has it that colonel Zala recently recieved a heavily encrypted message from trill. After she read it she locked herself into her quarters and emptied half a bottle of romulan ale, it is unown if she did this to ease her nerves or to celebrate something.
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Rumor has it that some of the lower-decks engineers may be running an unsanctioned sumo robot tournament.
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Rumor has it that all of the lights in the Galatea were stuck in a rainbow strobe mode for several minutes this evening.
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Rumor has it Captain Kali has been taking advantage of the station's holodeck firing range. The previous top score may be in jeopardy.
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Rumors has it that some of the lower-decks Engineer have been reporting to the sickbay with bruises, pains and hair line fractures. Their cause was 'The blue suplex' nobody knows what that means however.
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One of the station old-hand stevedores saw Subcommander t'Veras walking from the shuttlebay back to the place where the Anarhai was berthed.
"... I've never seen a Romulan so angry before. And, damn, I've seen some angry Romulans..."
"... I've never seen a Romulan so angry before. And, damn, I've seen some angry Romulans..."
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