Rumor has it there has been a frantic search for fresh and exotic ingredients and spices going on aboard SB 13; so far, it appears to have been frustrated and succeeded only in provoking a culinary fight.
3 Likes
The Dominion Consulate, Deep Space Thirteen.
A loud crash is heard. It was the sound of furniture breaking, perhaps something porcelain. Potentially priceless.
The Jem’Hadar Second stood guard at the door to the Ambassador’s office. He seemed startled, looking around. His eyes then flicked his eyes to the First who had been guarding the other side of the door.
“Should we investigate?” the Second asked.
The First remained eternally stoic, staring directly ahead with not a care for the Second’s concerns. His response was a dull one.
“Would you shut up before you get both of us killed?”
9 Likes
The Nimitzes have mailed out a picture to all friends and associates around the fleet showing a photo of Herra wearing a shirt that says ‘Thing 1’ while eyeing a small chair next to her with an identical shirt that says ‘Thing 2’, the photo also has the caption ‘Coming June 2420…’
9 Likes
Rumour has it that officers on the U.S.S. Endeavour have begun to play a game called “Pokémon”. Officers have been spending considerable amounts of their off time trying to “catch 'em all,”.
1 Like
Rumor has it that The jem’hadars cant seem to get enoph of the 10 of 20. they refused to let him spend a second without the pleasure of there company.
all eyes, are on him
Three cheesecakes have been delivered to the USS Endeavour for Lieutenant Reyes, Ensigns Mitsuki and Terik.
4 Likes
Rumor has it that a small wrapped box was delivered to LTJG Niazov’s place of work; due to other rumors about how innocent unidentified packages are treated on DS13, the box bore a clearly lettered label that identified the sender as LT. Castillo.
6 Likes
Rumour has it that Deck 11 on the U.S.S. Endeavour was turned into a haunted “deck”, complete with holographic monsters.
5 Likes
Rumor has it that a couple of lieutenants snuck into the hydroponics bay to pilfer strawberries. When the botanists on duty discovered them and asked for their authorization, the two officers presented a valid requisition form from the Captain of the Pegasus for ten pounds of the fruits. The disgruntled botanists assisted in fulfilling the order and are now discussing modifying their produce access policies.
7 Likes
“RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ITS THE CANNIBAL ENSIGNS FROM DECK THIRTEEN!”
“…What?”
9 Likes
Rumor has it that a PADD has been found in a turbolift, its screen smashed through.
5 Likes
Rumor has it, that after a conversation between a member of the crew of the USS endeavor, and a jem’hadar from the D.V. Founder wisdom, the Dominion contingent has been running the combat training program “Pokémon Adventures”, nonstop.
reports of fatalities resulting from training accidents, cannot be substantiated
Rumour has it that Miriam has been seen acting suspiciously around the corridors of the Endeavour lately…
Rumor has it, there was a brief commotion at Ramsax’s yesterday caused by a sharply dressed man apparently unhappy with the service. A more casually dressed woman present on the scene may or may not have been identified as Captain Varley
3 Likes
Rumor has it there is a party going on in Legrasse’s quarters and it appears to have an open doors policy!
4 Likes
Rumour has it that several officers are concerned that a Commander has been seen with a photonic detonator whilst off duty. She’s assured everyone it isn’t armed.
2 Likes
Rumour has it that all the colour drained from Commander Samaras’ face after reading a message from Deep Space 13 Counselling.
3 Likes
Rumour has it that Commander Samaras has been spending a lot of time in the Endeavour’s R&D labs. She has not allowed anyone else in when using them, which has started to bring the ire of some R&D engineers who have deadlines to make.
1 Like
Rumour has it that Gabriella and Miriam have been seen entering and exiting their quarters together, almost every day, remaining there for a long time, often entire shifts.
Another rumour onboard the Endeavour is that the senior officers seem to all be agitated after a senior staff meeting. All departments have been making their staff work extra hard. Crew have been clamouring to take off-duty shifts off the ship and on DS13 as often as they can.
2 Likes
Technical difficulties.
“Captain, the defense is ready to move on the motion in question pertaining to stipulation four and the addendum regarding the evidence premarked as defense exhibit B.”
“Noted, any objections from the prosecution?”
“No HONK-jections your honor.”
“…er… Lieutenant Niazov. I believe that you have a… penguin filter on. It appears to be affecting both your video and voice.”
“Yes sir, I’m work-HONK-ing on it. I’m uh, I’m trying to fix it.”
“I believe you could rectify the issue by clicking on the box with the three horizontal-”
“I’m trying sir, but the button isn’t working. I’m uh, I’m prepared to move forward with the motion on the stipu-HONK-tion. I’m not a penguin! HONK.”
11 Likes