… that Commander Mi’shune sh’Sonora requested an immediate leave of absence. She boarded a vessel that was en-route to Andoria.
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…The Pegasus crew seem quite eager to go for round two of dinosaur punching
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Rumour has it that the new Captain of the Endeavour has reportedly taken down the ship’s old dedication plaque to replace it with a new one…
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…That Chef Ramsax has offered the former Endeavour Chef a contract for a deep fried butter stand…
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Rumour has it that the former Endeavour chef has put in a request to the DS13 civilian liaison to open a food shop on the station called “Can’t Believe it is Butter”…
Another rumour has it that he has accepted Ramsax’s offer…
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DS13 Medical.
“Hnnnnnnng…”
“Alright, Lieutenant Niazov. What happened this time?”
“…hot chocolate…”
“Yes. That is what the scans show. Care to explain how you drank several galleons of cocoa?”
“…Event Horizon was having a special… and now… my stomach hurts…”
“Yes, it will. Why did you buy so much cocoa at Event Horizon?”
“…they were having a special… and they served it in pitchers… and now everything hurts…”
“Do you know how dangerous this was?”
“…It hurrrrts…”
“Lieutenant, do you know how bad this is for you?”
“…It was totally worth it…”
“Lieutenant-”
“It hurrrrrrrrrtssssss!”
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DS13 Medical.
“Special on hot chocolate? No, we were not having special on hot chocolate… Lieutenant Niazov? Ah, yes, with the sweet tooth. Yes, Swifty was serving Lieutenant Niazov earlier… Wh-… You are saying a business is not to be serving customers? N-… No, Yira is trusting her patrons to be partaking of her wares responsibly. What the lieu-… What the Lieutenant is doing outside of Yira’s bar is not being Yira’s responsibility, nor does Yira think it is being yours. Mm… Station Medical? Why you are… [She drank all of it?!]¹ Yes… Yes, perhaps Yira is being more careful of what is being served in pitchers now.”
¹ Translated from Caitian
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“has any seen that new officer with the head gear around? I saw him on one of the observation decks staring (or however that works) into space the entire time i was on break humming some classical music! That guy gives me the creeps.”
Various rumours are spreading about Captain Gabriella Valencia and the MACO’s new role on the Endeavour. Some say that Captain Valencia has been fired and that all the MACOs have been kicked off. Others say that Captain Valencia has resigned. Yet others say that Captain Valencia has not only been booted from the Endeavour’s senior staff, but she has been demoted back to First Lieutenant.
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Rumor has it that Lieutenant Loxton, DS13’s newest security officer, has caught the eye of an Ensign in the Engineering. He dropped by on his rounds to report that a replicator in Event Horizon may not be functioning normally and the Ensign in question blurted something incredibly awkward out that she spent the rest of her shift overthinking. Poor girl.
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Rumor has it that after the preceding rumor reached the ears of the DS13 Chief Engineer, she took the Ensign in question aside and demonstrated, with the assistance of a nearby non-com, the specific grabs and chokeholds to use to communicate interest to future prospective mates.
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Rumor has it that the proprietor of the Event Horizon tasked one Romak “Swifty” Gaal with checking each of the bar’s replicators no less than three times in his most recent shift, to quote “Just being sure.”
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Rumor has it that Lieutenant Loxton has now caught the attention of a male crewman in the security department. Apparently, the male crewman has sent the eligible, shaven-headed security officer a platter of his favourite breakfast; Delvan fluff pastries. Does the Ensign in Engineering have some competition on her greasy hands? Perhaps Loxton is looking to secure admirers in all the major departments of the station. We shall see what the science department have to offer in the way of a suitor for the station’s newest pulse-racer.
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Rumor has it that Lieutenant Loxton and Ensign Walker were not just seen, but very clearly heard in a passionate clinch on Deck 30. Sources say they were both on the floor making noises that should only be heard on Risa and Ensign Walker had mounted the Lieutenant, uniform barely on, hair disheveled, outside a turbolift with a cry of “Oh Nick!” for everyone to hear. It’s nice to know the Ensign finally got her man, even if the location of her pouncing on him leaves much to be desired.
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Rumour has it that the Captain of the Invictus, after several days of increasingly frequent sneezing, has booked an appointment with DS13 medical. Other reports suggest that the XO has been seen carrying bedding into a spare cabin.
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Rumor has it Lieutenant Loxton is leaving DS13 after only a brief time. Eyebrows have been raised at this rumor. Loxton’s imminent departure had Ensign Walker very sad and she was seen in the Event Horizon lounge being comforted by a hunky Romulan male with shoulder length hair and a very deep V neck top on. The Romulan seemed to cheer her and they left together hand in hand. Eyebrows were raised even further at this development.
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…Rumor has it that Vanilla or Bust has asked the Security department to open an investigation into a litterer hanging around outside their shop, leaving used dishes in the public tables. Security has send their best detective, Lieutenant Provenza on the case…
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Rumor has it Lieutenant Loxton was feeling fruity this evening. Let’s hope his next assignment provides a basket to keep all that fruit in.
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Rumor has it that Lieutenant Loxton has been crawling through the access tunnels “looking for something”. His dignity, perhaps? Many feel that this may be a never ending search…
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Story goes that on the Endeavour, flight officer Mitsuki Rumiho was seen cheerfully enjoying some very fancy candies, and sporting a new hair tie.
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