Rumor has it that Commander LaSalle was convinced to actually wear pants while on Risa, because she went on a hike through the jungle with several of her friends.
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Rumormongerer 1: âRumor has it that Lt Wind-People got in a fight in the resort restaurant!â
Rumormongerer 2: "No, that ainât what happened. See, I my brotherâs roommateâs uncle has a friend that is dating one of the waitress⌠well she ainât a full waitress yet. Sheâs still going through waitress training and getting her Applied Diploma of Food Service Associates Certificate and sheâs on her internship at the restaurant.
Rumormongerer 1: âOkay, what did he⌠she⌠whoever say happened?â
Rumormongerer 2: âWhich one?â
Rumormongerer 1: âDude, seriously, pick one. I donât flippinâ know and I donât care. Now what did you hear?â
Rumormongerer 2: âCalm down, Iâm getting there. We just very proud of Tammy, okay? Anyway, she wasnât there that nightâŚâ
Rumormongerer 1: âOh mah gawd. Then what thaâŚ?â
Rumormongerer 2: "SHE HEARD, from one of the line cooks, that Ansha got pissed at her date and squirted some of her poisonous spittle at him. Blinded him! Then she was going to devour him whole but the cops showed up and she ran.
Rumormongerer 1: âHuh? LT Wind-People doesnât produce poisonous spittle and she is a vegetarian.â
Rumormongerer 2: âHow do you know? They just found out about her species.â
Rumormongerer 3: âWill you two morons, shut up. First of all, she just simply got up and walked out on him. There was no fight and spitting of poison. Just her walking away from her apparently crappy date. I was there, I saw it.â
Rumormongerer 2: âWell thatâs⌠boring.â
Rumormongerer 1: âYeah. Itâd be cool if she could devour people whole and spit poison.â
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Rumor has it yelling, as well as the subsequent sounds of crashing objects and loud thuds were very audible from Sadaannâs suite.
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Rumor has it that a ragtag pair up of a Doctor and Ensign made off with the greatest snack heist this side of the station. Right from under the Admiralâs nose!
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Rumour has it that any remaining food from the Open Office was recycled back and the replicator credits were donated to the Romulan Orphan AssociationâŚ
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Rumor has it the Ensign was only following orders. 
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Rumor has it that while the Mariner was docked at DS13 following her latest mission, its, typically rather reserved and private, CMO was spotted having a rather amorous exchange in the entryway of her quarters.
How scandalous! 
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It isnât a rumor. Warner has been taking cooking lessons from the various chefs on the Mariner, due to the soul crushing pushes from Serris and others. At first it was like trying to teach an annoyed Viper Piano lessons, but heâs slowy grown more social and his mood malleable around the crews.
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âIâm being serious, the gal I bunk with has a cousin whose older sisterâs wife is friends with one of the clerks in the Admiraltyâs Office. And they swear the Admiral gave an order to put Captain Varley and the DS13 Heads in charge of the blockade!â
âThatâs why the admiralâs been walking around the station a lot! Itâs all making sense now!â
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After encountering a dangerous biomimetic lifeform and establishing a quarantine zone at A-7190 G3 IV, the U.S.S. Mariner has returned to the Deep Space 13 station perimeter in the V774 Tau system. However, due to the presence of two active and volatile specimens on board, it is not allowed to moor in port, and only hazmat-certified xenobiologists and medical personnel are allowed to board the ship. No officers are to leave the ship until it has been deemed safe and secure.
Rumour has it that Major Valenciaâs newest MACO training regime has the troops enforcing quarantine procedures by any means necessary on the ship called the U.S.S. Marooner.
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Rumor has it that after two years of legal battles, a Federation Magistrate has awarded local trader Seres Avlin compensation for damages totaling over 500 bricks of gold pressed latinum, resulting from the loss of her starship, property, and business.
Following the massive windfall, Ms. Seres is rumored to have made an extremely hasty departure from Deep Space 13 aboard a transport headed towards the Doza Sector.
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Rumour has it that there has been an increase in ice skates replicated on the EndeavourâŚ
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Rumor has it that LCDR tâVerasâs first move as a DS13 department head was to have a proper hand-operated espresso machine installed in the break room.
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Rumour has it that Captain Mirazuni has been spending an increasing amount of time readingâŚ
OOC Anyone who wants to gain a deeper IC and OOC knowledge about the Azedi, is welcome to speak to Ayesha if you can stomach her.
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Rumor has it, that the reason for the replicated painting supplies aboard USS Forrestal has finally been found. Numerous Valkyrie fighters, and several shuttles have been seen sporting nose and âwing tipâ art amongst the squadrons of the 10th Carrier Air Group. Whether the Captain and the CAG approveâŚis yet to be seen.
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Rumour has it that the CAG actually encouraged this behaviour⌠and is possibly the one who even started it in the first placeâŚ
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Rumour has it that a human lady and a Ferengi have been spotted on the stationâŚ
Rumour has it that Major Valencia has been sporting an extravagant, old age Admiralâs hatâŚ
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Rumour has it that the admiralâs office is now filled with models of Mirandas-class starships. Subtly arranged, visitors will soon notice they are scattered throughout the room, strategically positioned so they remain hidden from the admiralâs view while seated at the desk, yet plainly visible to anyone visiting. It is said that guests have tried to take guesses about how many there areâŚ
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Rumor has it reports of noise complaints coming from Ensign Sadaannâs quarters. Upon further listen, the 21st band Beastie Boys can be heard blatantly too loud. When pressed about it, the ensign could only mutter about how he likes the beat and that it shouts.
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