Davin@arkaik353 drums his fingers on the table. "...Remind me how necessary the Thompson is to the fleet?"
Spoiler: Language WarningShow
[8:39] Tlaavss@eden001 watches the Klingons a moment, before fucking forward some. Spotting Kirina, the large Gorn almost... groaning, from the sort of sound he made, before moving under it and towards the Romulan.
[8:39] Tlaavss@eden001 *DUCKING
[8:39] [TFA:SFK] Riles@worfgagnon: And Tlaavss wins the "Most Awkward Typo" award.
[8:39] Tlaavss@eden001 *DUCKING
[8:39] [TFA:SFK] Riles@worfgagnon: And Tlaavss wins the "Most Awkward Typo" award.
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Shan@ompgaming1 looks back and forth between Lahn and River, then points at Kermit. "Should I decontaminate the Ensign?"
Kermit@bobisgod171 frowns, "No, you should not decontaminate the Ensign!"
I cried a little.... in total laughter.
Kermit@bobisgod171 frowns, "No, you should not decontaminate the Ensign!"
I cried a little.... in total laughter.
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Soa'Lindresko mutters "Then I suggest you wear something more warming, in that case." stepping over "... You're clear, Lieutenant. If you'd just consume one of these..." reaching to her pocket, and pulling out
Soa'Lindresko | a small finger-tip sized disk. Offering it towards the woman.
River Althea raises a brow as she takes the small disk. "May I ask what this is?"
Soa'Lindresko hmmfs, glancing to her wrist chronometer "No."
[Local] River Althea: Great..
Soa'Lindresko | a small finger-tip sized disk. Offering it towards the woman.
River Althea raises a brow as she takes the small disk. "May I ask what this is?"
Soa'Lindresko hmmfs, glancing to her wrist chronometer "No."
[Local] River Althea: Great..
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just say no!
I don't like to post my own hilarious doings because, c'mon, that's like the height of narcissism, but I think I would be remiss to withhold this from the records.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: I -could- come Razorbomb your RP. You have only yourselves to blame, conducting it in Ops. At 4 in the morning.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: I'm not sure what Razorbombing is, but I don't think I'd mind finding out.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: Hey Kat. Kermit wants to find out.
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: <_< No ... comment.
SOON AFTER
Razor cants his head just so to regard Kermit while Kat is addressing him. "Right, I get it. Hey, don't take it personal, it's hard enough to get her to admit she has friends, let alone lovers, t'eh."
Kermit's jaw drops a bit.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: razorbomb'd
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: ::
AND THEN
Kermit: Not a fan of monogamy, huh? How does..uh, your species deal with relationships then?
Razor: "Picture this." He puts up his hands like he was framing a shot with a holo imager. "Snow is falling and blowing all around you. You could barely see your own elbow if you put your hand straight out in front of you, t'eh."
Kermit raises an eyebrow, "Is that..some kind of...metaphor? Or is it just a snowy planet?"
Razor: "I'm speaking literally, t'eh. It never stops snowing on my homeworld. Not even briefly, t'eh." He pauses a moment, to let that sink, then continues, "So you're walking around surrounded on all sides by perpetual, swirling snowstorm. Then, all of a sudden, you happen to bump into someone else, t'ek! Suffice it to say you both have urges, nature runs its course, and if you two happened to not be the same gender, someone probably walks away with a child. Enough of us pull that off, our species lives for another generation, everyone's happy, t'eh?"
[Local] Kermit: Huh.
[Local] Kermit: Well.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: razorbomb'd
[TFA:SFK] Razor: I -could- come Razorbomb your RP. You have only yourselves to blame, conducting it in Ops. At 4 in the morning.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: I'm not sure what Razorbombing is, but I don't think I'd mind finding out.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: Hey Kat. Kermit wants to find out.
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: <_< No ... comment.
SOON AFTER
Razor cants his head just so to regard Kermit while Kat is addressing him. "Right, I get it. Hey, don't take it personal, it's hard enough to get her to admit she has friends, let alone lovers, t'eh."
Kermit's jaw drops a bit.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: razorbomb'd
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: ::
AND THEN
Kermit: Not a fan of monogamy, huh? How does..uh, your species deal with relationships then?
Razor: "Picture this." He puts up his hands like he was framing a shot with a holo imager. "Snow is falling and blowing all around you. You could barely see your own elbow if you put your hand straight out in front of you, t'eh."
Kermit raises an eyebrow, "Is that..some kind of...metaphor? Or is it just a snowy planet?"
Razor: "I'm speaking literally, t'eh. It never stops snowing on my homeworld. Not even briefly, t'eh." He pauses a moment, to let that sink, then continues, "So you're walking around surrounded on all sides by perpetual, swirling snowstorm. Then, all of a sudden, you happen to bump into someone else, t'ek! Suffice it to say you both have urges, nature runs its course, and if you two happened to not be the same gender, someone probably walks away with a child. Enough of us pull that off, our species lives for another generation, everyone's happy, t'eh?"
[Local] Kermit: Huh.
[Local] Kermit: Well.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: razorbomb'd
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[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: There are now three goldshirts in the room.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: Something is going to explode.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: Something is going to explode.
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Right after I signed in, and said hello in the OOC channel
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: What's an Onyax? Do we eat it?
Drexia@PzTnT: sure why not?
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: I'll get my spoon
Onyax@Werekitty39501: NO! No eating the nerdy Trill!
S'ill@oileus: Mmmmh, nerdy trill. My favorite.
Agnieszka@aumerie: Awright. What now.
Drexia@PzTnT: to the nerdy trill?
Onyax@Werekitty39501: They're trying to eat me, Agni!
Kermit@bobisgod171: It's cuz you didn't take the starbase position
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: What's an Onyax? Do we eat it?
Drexia@PzTnT: sure why not?
Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: I'll get my spoon
Onyax@Werekitty39501: NO! No eating the nerdy Trill!
S'ill@oileus: Mmmmh, nerdy trill. My favorite.
Agnieszka@aumerie: Awright. What now.
Drexia@PzTnT: to the nerdy trill?
Onyax@Werekitty39501: They're trying to eat me, Agni!
Kermit@bobisgod171: It's cuz you didn't take the starbase position
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Onyax@Werekitty39501: "I got addicted hamburgers on Earth..."
zh'Thralas@Sevlek: nods. "They can be quite tasty."
Lahn@anonymaustrap: nods. "They are pretty good. I do keep that in my replicator files."
zh'Thralas@Sevlek: smiles widely, "With Bacon!"
Onyax@Werekitty39501: "River would only take me to this little hole-in-the wall place that had an actual grill in the back. Oh good heavens, YES!"
River Althea@FrithRa: "Life is too short to eat replicated food all the time."
Lahn@anonymaustrap: nods. "Bacon is the most replicated food on Terran ships. Ever. If you want to see a Terran ship's morale drop, delete the bacon program."
River Althea@FrithRa laughs.
zh'Thralas@Sevlek: nods. "They can be quite tasty."
Lahn@anonymaustrap: nods. "They are pretty good. I do keep that in my replicator files."
zh'Thralas@Sevlek: smiles widely, "With Bacon!"
Onyax@Werekitty39501: "River would only take me to this little hole-in-the wall place that had an actual grill in the back. Oh good heavens, YES!"
River Althea@FrithRa: "Life is too short to eat replicated food all the time."
Lahn@anonymaustrap: nods. "Bacon is the most replicated food on Terran ships. Ever. If you want to see a Terran ship's morale drop, delete the bacon program."
River Althea@FrithRa laughs.
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That would truly be evil. Not even the Iconians are capable of such depravity.
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[3:12] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: I'm alive.
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: Sort of.
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Kirina@bobisgod171: Lies.
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Laska@universal_blue: Lies
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Slivss@PzTnT: lies
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: Sort of.
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Kirina@bobisgod171: Lies.
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Laska@universal_blue: Lies
[3:12] [TFA:SFK] Slivss@PzTnT: lies
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[7:30] [TFA:SFK] Onyax@Werekitty39501: Darnit, now we don't get to explore the sewer!
[7:30] [TFA:SFK] Onyax@Werekitty39501: Darnit, now we don't get to explore the sewer!
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Agnieszka@aumerie: "Sure." She smiles at Rybi. "... This is really worrisome. I'm not sure *I* could do this work. Whoever did this knows how Starfleet computers work."
Drexia@PzTnT: i still suggest you ensure it cannot reach any outside systems
Onyax@Werekitty39501: "I'm not sure -I- could do it, either. Here we are, two of the best engineers in our class, and there's somebody out there that could engineer our pants off... wait... that sounded so wrong."
Agnieszka@aumerie giggles at that. "Well. With this kind of work? Maybe they could."
Drexia@PzTnT: i still suggest you ensure it cannot reach any outside systems
Onyax@Werekitty39501: "I'm not sure -I- could do it, either. Here we are, two of the best engineers in our class, and there's somebody out there that could engineer our pants off... wait... that sounded so wrong."
Agnieszka@aumerie giggles at that. "Well. With this kind of work? Maybe they could."
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Agnieszka looks at the Romulan, and then to Nethali, and -- "Oh. Congratulations, ma'am. I didn't notice."
Nethali Aster turns a leery eye on the young ensign, looking her over with something that feels...predatorial. "'Ow d' y' like th' nickname Toothbrush?"
Agnieszka looks back to Nethali, shrugging. "Oh, because of my hair? I can't say I'd prefer it, but I've had less flattering nicknames." She looks to Kermit again, but he's -- on the comms. "Of course she
[Local] Agnieszka: needs to talk to *you*." She smirks.
[Local] Nethali Aster: "Wull, if yer none too fond o' 'Toothbrush', then y' better give up th' "ma'am" habit, an' fast."
Agnieszka nods. "Okay, sir."
Nethali Aster turns a leery eye on the young ensign, looking her over with something that feels...predatorial. "'Ow d' y' like th' nickname Toothbrush?"
Agnieszka looks back to Nethali, shrugging. "Oh, because of my hair? I can't say I'd prefer it, but I've had less flattering nicknames." She looks to Kermit again, but he's -- on the comms. "Of course she
[Local] Agnieszka: needs to talk to *you*." She smirks.
[Local] Nethali Aster: "Wull, if yer none too fond o' 'Toothbrush', then y' better give up th' "ma'am" habit, an' fast."
Agnieszka nods. "Okay, sir."
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Lahn@anonymaustrap: your asshole cat will not farm dill for you
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#NoContext
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: Think of it like this.
...
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: An entire race of Dawsons.
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: OH GOD NOOOOO
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: O.O
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Davin@arkaik353: A firm backhand?
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: Think of it like this.
...
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] McCarthy@eden001: An entire race of Dawsons.
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: OH GOD NOOOOO
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: O.O
[10/21 5:07] [TFA:SFK] Davin@arkaik353: A firm backhand?
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#RomulansRUs
10/25 5:09] Davin@arkaik353 nods, looking from Rellir's disruptor to... his right boot, of all things.
[10/25 5:09] Rellir@universal_blue notes Davin's gaze, looks at his boot then points at Aurelia as though everything really is her fault.
[10/25 5:10] Aurelia@aumerie looks at Rellir, and then to Davin. She points at Rellir.
10/25 5:09] Davin@arkaik353 nods, looking from Rellir's disruptor to... his right boot, of all things.
[10/25 5:09] Rellir@universal_blue notes Davin's gaze, looks at his boot then points at Aurelia as though everything really is her fault.
[10/25 5:10] Aurelia@aumerie looks at Rellir, and then to Davin. She points at Rellir.
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Davin@arkaik353: Pssh, a little proximity-murder is good for ya'. It'll put hair on your chest!
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Spoiler: PG-13 for a Bad WordShow
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: Which one is Kat's seat? I want to sit in that one.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: This one?
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: That one.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster@Quaen: *snort*
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: No no.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: The other one.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I know
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... oh.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... weirdo. <_<
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I just want to fuck with you.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster@Quaen: Be a good boy on public chan, Es.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ::backspaces her 'language, dear'::
[1:52] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I just want to mess with your mind and agitate your attachment to that chair a little bit, but not a lot.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: This one?
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: That one.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster@Quaen: *snort*
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: No no.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: The other one.
[1:50] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I know
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... oh.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... weirdo. <_<
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I just want to fuck with you.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster@Quaen: Be a good boy on public chan, Es.
[1:51] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ::backspaces her 'language, dear'::
[1:52] [TFA:SFK] Esahr@esahr: I just want to mess with your mind and agitate your attachment to that chair a little bit, but not a lot.
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[Friend] @evenrue has logged on.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: All together, now!
[TFA:SFK] Razor: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Tre'lana Corrano: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Sula: HAI KAT!
[TFA:SFK] Razor: Wow, that's like... the most coordination I've ever gotten out of you people. Gold stars.
[TFA:SFK] Razor: All together, now!
[TFA:SFK] Razor: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Tre'lana Corrano: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: HAI KAT
[TFA:SFK] Sula: HAI KAT!
[TFA:SFK] Razor: Wow, that's like... the most coordination I've ever gotten out of you people. Gold stars.
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