[TFA:SFK] Rellir: fjdkasfljdkas;fas; WHO TAUGHT KERMIT HOW TO ROLL! McCarthy?!
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: ...>_> YOU GOT NO PROOF
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: HE'S GOING TO BLOW UP MY SHIP!
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: SHUDDAP!
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: KERMIT
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: KERMIT
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: HUG THE BIG RED BUTTON
...
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: DAMMIT DREXIA! GIVE KERMIT HIS DICE BACK~!
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[7/14 4:15] [Team] Kermit@bobisgod171: {So...OOCly FYI. If somebody calls starfleet, /somebody/ is almost certainly getting thrown in the brig over this.}}
[7/14 4:15] [Fleet] Foster@Fuse1983: <Comm> DS13, DS13, do you copy?
[7/14 4:15] [Team] Kermit@bobisgod171: Shit.
[7/14 4:15] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: oh god.
[7/14 4:15] [Team] Kermit@bobisgod171: You suck so much.
[7/14 4:15] [Fleet] Foster@Fuse1983: <Comm> DS13, DS13, do you copy?
[7/14 4:15] [Team] Kermit@bobisgod171: Shit.
[7/14 4:15] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: oh god.
[7/14 4:15] [Team] Kermit@bobisgod171: You suck so much.
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Katriel eventually faces forward again, slightly amused smirk on her lips. "... Say. Have you seen our new diplomatic deck?"
Matthew Svenson: Diplomatic deck?
Katriel nods once. "On station, with the structural expansions earlier this year."
Matthew Svenson: Well... yeah, I totally saw it that one time I stopped by for like a whole day and just didn't drop in to say "hi".
Katriel purses her lips. "That's a no, then. In any case... Mr Kirlan over there is overseeing some ... vanity upgrades."
Matthew Svenson: Oh? As in?
Katriel: Should ask him.
Katriel: He's quite excited over the whole thing.
Matthew Svenson: Wait.... are you guys putting in a ball pit? You are, aren't you?
Matthew Svenson: This is going to be... AWESOME!
Katriel bites her lower lip. "... what ... is a ball pit?"
Matthew Svenson raises his voice. "Excuse me. Mr Kirlan!"
Esahr: Huh?
Matthew Svenson looks down at her. "You know... a giant pit full of softball sized plastic balls of all colors that you can jump in and stuff?"
Matthew Svenson: Is it true that you are installing a ball pit on your embassy levels?
Esahr: Sorry about the...
Matthew Svenson: What? No.... it sounds great! When will it be ready?
Katriel hunches over a little, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter.
Esahr: I... uh... we're...
Esahr: I have to say, that sounds like a MUCH better idea than what's actually happening.
Matthew Svenson: What is happening?
Esahr purses his lips for a moment.
Esahr: A fancy fireplace.
Esahr looks at Matt for a moment, then at Kat.
Matthew Svenson 's mouth creases up on one side into a smile as he looks down at Katriel. "Very nice."
Katriel carefully takes a sip of her tea, when she's positive she can do it without choking or anything else untoward.
Esahr: But you should see about getting a ball pit approved. If you can, I will happily install it.
Matthew Svenson: Yeah, definitely. Thanks.
Esahr nods, then returns to working on the speakers.
Matthew Svenson: Diplomatic deck?
Katriel nods once. "On station, with the structural expansions earlier this year."
Matthew Svenson: Well... yeah, I totally saw it that one time I stopped by for like a whole day and just didn't drop in to say "hi".
Katriel purses her lips. "That's a no, then. In any case... Mr Kirlan over there is overseeing some ... vanity upgrades."
Matthew Svenson: Oh? As in?
Katriel: Should ask him.
Katriel: He's quite excited over the whole thing.
Matthew Svenson: Wait.... are you guys putting in a ball pit? You are, aren't you?
Matthew Svenson: This is going to be... AWESOME!
Katriel bites her lower lip. "... what ... is a ball pit?"
Matthew Svenson raises his voice. "Excuse me. Mr Kirlan!"
Esahr: Huh?
Matthew Svenson looks down at her. "You know... a giant pit full of softball sized plastic balls of all colors that you can jump in and stuff?"
Matthew Svenson: Is it true that you are installing a ball pit on your embassy levels?
Esahr: Sorry about the...
Matthew Svenson: What? No.... it sounds great! When will it be ready?
Katriel hunches over a little, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter.
Esahr: I... uh... we're...
Esahr: I have to say, that sounds like a MUCH better idea than what's actually happening.
Matthew Svenson: What is happening?
Esahr purses his lips for a moment.
Esahr: A fancy fireplace.
Esahr looks at Matt for a moment, then at Kat.
Matthew Svenson 's mouth creases up on one side into a smile as he looks down at Katriel. "Very nice."
Katriel carefully takes a sip of her tea, when she's positive she can do it without choking or anything else untoward.
Esahr: But you should see about getting a ball pit approved. If you can, I will happily install it.
Matthew Svenson: Yeah, definitely. Thanks.
Esahr nods, then returns to working on the speakers.
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Welcoming newbies:
[ARGO-DS13] Aurelia@aumerie: Hi, I'm new.
[TFA:SFK] Pailes@nmenoahnator: Hmm how to deal with a response to someone new to the fleet
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: like this
[ARGO-DS13] Tanis@kelltanis: New? NOO!! *cowers in the corner, shivering in terror of change*
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: gotta give em a good first impression
[TFA:SFK] Yores@rsschr: LOL
[TFA:SFK] Yores@rsschr: definitely
[ARGO-DS13] Drexia@PzTnT: *peeks out from behind the curtain*
[ARGO-DS13] Aurelia@aumerie: *flexes* I am change! Buahaha -- ahem. Hello.
[ARGO-DS13] Pailes@nmenoahnator: *Waves*
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: ok...that response is almost worth a vouch in itself...she'll fit in ok
[TFA:SFK] Pailes@nmenoahnator: Indeed
[ARGO-DS13] Aurelia@aumerie: Hi, I'm new.
[TFA:SFK] Pailes@nmenoahnator: Hmm how to deal with a response to someone new to the fleet
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: like this
[ARGO-DS13] Tanis@kelltanis: New? NOO!! *cowers in the corner, shivering in terror of change*
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: gotta give em a good first impression
[TFA:SFK] Yores@rsschr: LOL
[TFA:SFK] Yores@rsschr: definitely
[ARGO-DS13] Drexia@PzTnT: *peeks out from behind the curtain*
[ARGO-DS13] Aurelia@aumerie: *flexes* I am change! Buahaha -- ahem. Hello.
[ARGO-DS13] Pailes@nmenoahnator: *Waves*
[TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: ok...that response is almost worth a vouch in itself...she'll fit in ok
[TFA:SFK] Pailes@nmenoahnator: Indeed
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[3:39] Kermit@bobisgod171 kneels again, putting down the tricorder and picking out an Interphasic scanner instead.
[3:40] [Emotes] Kermit@bobisgod171: rolls 6 (1-100)
[3:42] Katriel@evenrue takes Kermit's scanner and flips it right side up.
[3:42] [Emotes] Katriel@evenrue: rolls 75 (1-100)
[3:40] [Emotes] Kermit@bobisgod171: rolls 6 (1-100)
[3:42] Katriel@evenrue takes Kermit's scanner and flips it right side up.
[3:42] [Emotes] Katriel@evenrue: rolls 75 (1-100)
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[Local] Aurelia@aumerie: "How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?" She looks from Nethali to Jack.
Davin@arkaik353 just shrugs, tucking his flask back into his jacket in a series of exaggerated motions. "I have no idea what you mean," he says softly, so as not to interrupt Aurelia.
Nethali Aster@Quaen shoves her drink on Aurelia- either the other woman holds it, or it falls to the floor, as the human zips past in a threat to tackle the Romulan beyond. "I thought y' said y' /weren't/ gunna
[Local] Nethali Aster@Quaen: "Drink 'round me!"
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin perks an eyebrow. "Oh, this one sounds-" He's cut off by the swooshing Nethali.
Davin@arkaik353 folds his arms across his chest, keeping his voice low and even. "That was before you dragged Khellian into this. Now please, I want to hear about this one-armed Klingon."
Nethali Aster@Quaen skids just short of barreling into him, appeasing her fury with a rough shoulder check before sliding into place next to him. "Throw a tribble at 'im?" She hazards.
Aurelia@aumerie takes a step back, but her reflexes are quick enough to catch the drink. She raises her eyebrows. Another pause, and then -- "You wave to him."
Davin@arkaik353 just shrugs, tucking his flask back into his jacket in a series of exaggerated motions. "I have no idea what you mean," he says softly, so as not to interrupt Aurelia.
Nethali Aster@Quaen shoves her drink on Aurelia- either the other woman holds it, or it falls to the floor, as the human zips past in a threat to tackle the Romulan beyond. "I thought y' said y' /weren't/ gunna
[Local] Nethali Aster@Quaen: "Drink 'round me!"
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin perks an eyebrow. "Oh, this one sounds-" He's cut off by the swooshing Nethali.
Davin@arkaik353 folds his arms across his chest, keeping his voice low and even. "That was before you dragged Khellian into this. Now please, I want to hear about this one-armed Klingon."
Nethali Aster@Quaen skids just short of barreling into him, appeasing her fury with a rough shoulder check before sliding into place next to him. "Throw a tribble at 'im?" She hazards.
Aurelia@aumerie takes a step back, but her reflexes are quick enough to catch the drink. She raises her eyebrows. Another pause, and then -- "You wave to him."
[TFA:SFK] Penni Black@captaincoffin: does he captain the USS Hot Dad?
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[Fleet] Katriel: <c> Ops desk to Ensign Kermit.
[Fleet] Kermit: <C> Kermit here. Go ahead.
[Fleet] Katriel: <c> Sir, the lost and found box is on fire, sir.
[TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster: *snorts*
[TFA:SFK] Mel'lanie: lol
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: <3
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: roooofffll
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: You're all welcome. >_>
[TFA:SFK] Davin: +10!
[Fleet] Kermit: <C> Why're you telling me! Put it out!
...
[Local] Nethali Aster: "Yeh, 'cause th' Orions'll listen t' that." She turns back towards the bar again, apropos nothing, and picks up the little flame statue, which she now waggles at Kermit. "'Ey, do me a favor?"
Kermit smiles, "Sure."
Nethali Aster adds the fakely-on-fire item to her shirt collection. "Couldja write a note thing tellin' whoe'er comes lookin' fer this that I got it?"
Nethali Aster ..and by shirt collection, I mean down the shirt. With the stasis grenades.
...
Nethali Aster continues on down the ramp, singing loudly: "This girl is on fiiiaaaahh~"
[Fleet] Kermit: <C> Kermit here. Go ahead.
[Fleet] Katriel: <c> Sir, the lost and found box is on fire, sir.
[TFA:SFK] Nethali Aster: *snorts*
[TFA:SFK] Mel'lanie: lol
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: <3
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: roooofffll
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: You're all welcome. >_>
[TFA:SFK] Davin: +10!
[Fleet] Kermit: <C> Why're you telling me! Put it out!
...
[Local] Nethali Aster: "Yeh, 'cause th' Orions'll listen t' that." She turns back towards the bar again, apropos nothing, and picks up the little flame statue, which she now waggles at Kermit. "'Ey, do me a favor?"
Kermit smiles, "Sure."
Nethali Aster adds the fakely-on-fire item to her shirt collection. "Couldja write a note thing tellin' whoe'er comes lookin' fer this that I got it?"
Nethali Aster ..and by shirt collection, I mean down the shirt. With the stasis grenades.
...
Nethali Aster continues on down the ramp, singing loudly: "This girl is on fiiiaaaahh~"
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[TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: So I'm playing this foundry mission
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: And I'm all like "these names sound familiar"
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: And I realize it's Dewey's.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: And I'm all like "these names sound familiar"
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: And I realize it's Dewey's.
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[8/13 2:45] Kermit@bobisgod171 grins, "But...but shadow bunnies would be great for counseling!"
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Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin shrugs. "Then I guess we'll be seeing a lot of Kermit's backside." He pauses for a moment, before realizing how that sounded. "..Because he's fleeing."
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[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Eh. Coby.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: >_>
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Digging the new works. What programs do you use?
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Just PS.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Really? Nice. - Use a tablet at all?
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Thanks Um, just when I'm doodling.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: I'm only shaking your down, because you're stuff has been making me want to do more art.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: I think he's saying you're inspiring, Coby.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: MOAR ART, COBY.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: I'd like to see more McCarthy drawings, personally <_<
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: I think Aurelia is saying she's a fangurl.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: >_> I hate my drawings, but I have been getting a hankering need to try and start again.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Take another crack at McCarthy.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Gai's. Stop the self hate. It's very self-defeating.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Totally should, I was expecting a mass artist endeavors thread when you first put up your profile pic.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: Yeah, be proud that you are awesome and put stuff up.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: I mean, we're all here because we adore all this stuff.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: ...And, to be fair, I need to do something. Seeing as the last thing I did was the crapy Godfather joke when Dawsons was blond.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Yeah. Don't be like me. I can't draw, I can write. But then I get this self-hate cycle going that stops me from writing. Just Do Eet.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: Wriiiite.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: You do it here, you can do it there
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Not quite the same.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: Pfft. I can't draw OR write. I just sit here and comment on other people's stuff
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: It's called being an encourager.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: I hope that was right, I'm not looking it up
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Just as important.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Yes, but you're also amazing at helping run movies.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: >_>
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Digging the new works. What programs do you use?
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Just PS.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Really? Nice. - Use a tablet at all?
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Thanks Um, just when I'm doodling.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: I'm only shaking your down, because you're stuff has been making me want to do more art.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: I think he's saying you're inspiring, Coby.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: MOAR ART, COBY.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: I'd like to see more McCarthy drawings, personally <_<
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: I think Aurelia is saying she's a fangurl.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: >_> I hate my drawings, but I have been getting a hankering need to try and start again.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Take another crack at McCarthy.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Gai's. Stop the self hate. It's very self-defeating.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: Totally should, I was expecting a mass artist endeavors thread when you first put up your profile pic.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: Yeah, be proud that you are awesome and put stuff up.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: I mean, we're all here because we adore all this stuff.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: ...And, to be fair, I need to do something. Seeing as the last thing I did was the crapy Godfather joke when Dawsons was blond.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Yeah. Don't be like me. I can't draw, I can write. But then I get this self-hate cycle going that stops me from writing. Just Do Eet.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: Wriiiite.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: You do it here, you can do it there
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Not quite the same.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: Pfft. I can't draw OR write. I just sit here and comment on other people's stuff
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: It's called being an encourager.
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: I hope that was right, I'm not looking it up
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: Just as important.
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: Yes, but you're also amazing at helping run movies.
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[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: Princess Bride.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: And AFK dinner.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: OR Army of Darkness.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: AFK dinner really.
[TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... only slightly different, those suggestions.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: And AFK dinner.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: OR Army of Darkness.
[TFA:SFK] Rellir@universal_blue: AFK dinner really.
[TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ... only slightly different, those suggestions.
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[Local] McCarthy: "...Is it just me, or does it seem like the personnel wander aimless at times."
Coby Morton sucks through the straw "... There were some micro sensory neuronical pads installed within the deck plae under the surface, they're actually on fuel duty."
McCarthy looked at Coby a moment, just staring at him. "...You're lying."
Coby Morton swallows some more through the straw "Each surge of power comes from a different pattern..." pointing with his free now-unpocketed hand "... see her? She's currently behind auxillery life support."
[Local] Coby Morton: So just watch you don't get too involved in conversation with them while they're on duty."
[Local] McCarthy: "...They walk... and we have power."
[Local] Coby Morton: They swap shifts every 25th hour, with the reserve crew taking the daily 26th hour before handing it to Delta." hmm'mming.
Coby Morton swiddles the straw stemming from the glass of pink liquid back into the corner of his mouth, a steady stream lining all the way up to his mouth.
McCarthy just stares out for a second, "...Morton. In my time of knowing you... you've said some stupid things..."
[Local] McCarthy: "That has got to be the dumbest thing I've heard from you yet."
Coby Morton continues to slurp through the thin marvel of invention "... I don't recall you taking a Doctorate in Starbase core-power design specifications."
[Local] McCarthy: "...Yes, but I do have a Doctorate in ass-kicking."
Coby Morton slides his eyes from the deck watching just towards the left, still not being able to see McCarthy fully, so just moves them back forward "Shame everyone aboard this station gets an extended
[Local] Coby Morton: diploma in that, as standard training." clearing is though, pitting the straw out for a break "... New jacket?"
Coby Morton sucks through the straw "... There were some micro sensory neuronical pads installed within the deck plae under the surface, they're actually on fuel duty."
McCarthy looked at Coby a moment, just staring at him. "...You're lying."
Coby Morton swallows some more through the straw "Each surge of power comes from a different pattern..." pointing with his free now-unpocketed hand "... see her? She's currently behind auxillery life support."
[Local] Coby Morton: So just watch you don't get too involved in conversation with them while they're on duty."
[Local] McCarthy: "...They walk... and we have power."
[Local] Coby Morton: They swap shifts every 25th hour, with the reserve crew taking the daily 26th hour before handing it to Delta." hmm'mming.
Coby Morton swiddles the straw stemming from the glass of pink liquid back into the corner of his mouth, a steady stream lining all the way up to his mouth.
McCarthy just stares out for a second, "...Morton. In my time of knowing you... you've said some stupid things..."
[Local] McCarthy: "That has got to be the dumbest thing I've heard from you yet."
Coby Morton continues to slurp through the thin marvel of invention "... I don't recall you taking a Doctorate in Starbase core-power design specifications."
[Local] McCarthy: "...Yes, but I do have a Doctorate in ass-kicking."
Coby Morton slides his eyes from the deck watching just towards the left, still not being able to see McCarthy fully, so just moves them back forward "Shame everyone aboard this station gets an extended
[Local] Coby Morton: diploma in that, as standard training." clearing is though, pitting the straw out for a break "... New jacket?"
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[1:55:23 PM] Razor: lol 1:11 - 1:13 gratuitous boobage
[1:55:34 PM] Skyler: ..I missed it.
[1:56:00 PM] Skyler: ..Kat's boobs, even.
[1:56:02 PM] Skyler: Pretty sure.
[1:56:15 PM] Razor: I like that you -recognize- them.
[1:56:22 PM] Skyler: She's the only one with that hair!
[1:55:34 PM] Skyler: ..I missed it.
[1:56:00 PM] Skyler: ..Kat's boobs, even.
[1:56:02 PM] Skyler: Pretty sure.
[1:56:15 PM] Razor: I like that you -recognize- them.
[1:56:22 PM] Skyler: She's the only one with that hair!
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Warning
The following contains vast amounts of smugness and exasperation in equal measure.Spoiler: Show
OMH COBY I TOLD YOU SO
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[TFA:SFK] Sridroid@anonymaustrap: Would predator species see joined trill as some kind of turducken?
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[TFA:SFK] Katriel: ... Can... I get a tentative headcount on who intends to go to the event today?
[TFA:SFK] Jerin Tarel: o/
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: o/
[TFA:SFK] Pailes: o/
[TFA:SFK] Drexia: o/
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: o/
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: o/
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: o/
[TFA:SFK] T'Paal: o/
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: \o
[TFA:SFK] Drexia: *shoots soa*
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: You have to be different, don't you Coby.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: ^_^
[TFA:SFK] Jerin Tarel: o/
[TFA:SFK] Kermit: o/
[TFA:SFK] Pailes: o/
[TFA:SFK] Drexia: o/
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: o/
[TFA:SFK] Rellir: o/
[TFA:SFK] McCarthy: o/
[TFA:SFK] T'Paal: o/
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: \o
[TFA:SFK] Drexia: *shoots soa*
[TFA:SFK] Aurelia: You have to be different, don't you Coby.
[TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko: ^_^
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Kermit@bobisgod171 finally emerges, carrying a giant purple stuffed epohh. The thing is about the size of his torso.
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Aurelia@aumerie: LOOK UPON WHAT YOU HAVE WROUGHT, ROMULAN.
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[TFA:SFK] Katriel: Do you know what would happen if Yores tried to pull rank on Katriel? D:
[TFA:SFK] Jacob RunningBear: Coby would ride in on a raindow colored Pony and donkey kick him out the airlock?
[TFA:SFK] Jacob RunningBear: Coby would ride in on a raindow colored Pony and donkey kick him out the airlock?
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