Tiri@sanjallis: Tyranthor me, Leetia and Sevi think you look like Riker and were wondering if your shirt rips when you flex a pec
Tyranthor@tyranthor: I.. Uh.
Tiri@sanjallis: I'm not hearing a no.
Tyranthor@tyranthor: I.... I WORK OUT. I'm sexy and I know it~ *drops the beat*
Dahk'torr@sevitri: *Pets McCarthy's ponytail* is the name of my Pink Floyd coverband
After an hour and a half RP session on the Holodeck (Nimbus III):
Pailes@nmenoahnator: "I think that I have a holo-sunburn."
Pailes@nmenoahnator: "I think that I have a holo-sunburn."
Nicholas Seafort@CeMetzli favors kermit with a friendly scowel.
Zel@djmoose1: Friendly scowl?
Zel@djmoose1: Because Seafort ain't got time to smile
Kermit@bobisgod171: I'll buy it
Zel@djmoose1: Friendly scowl?
Zel@djmoose1: Because Seafort ain't got time to smile
Kermit@bobisgod171: I'll buy it
[1:38] [TFA:SFK] Tyranthor@tyranthor: Leetia is the blackest.
[1:38] [TFA:SFK] Leetia@cuttletoast: Damn right! Honkey Human!
[1:38] [TFA:SFK] Leetia@cuttletoast: Damn right! Honkey Human!
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McCarthy@eden001 sighs, rubbing his brow. "I got a message a day ago about someone wanting to talk to me about a buisness oppertunity. It was a refferal from an old contact of mine. - Turns out he sold out a 'man- who knows how to get things', So he could by time and hop out of sector. Now some thugs are trying to make me do something I'd rather not. - Listen. Everything will be fine. Alright?"
McCarthy@eden001 raises his hands some, before looking to the door as it slid open. - Luckily it was only another entering patron.
Lir@arkaik353 turns to Nethali, one eyebrow raised. "Remind me why we let him outside? He's clearly an indoor sehlat." She shakes her head and sighs, the sound almost cartoonishly exaggerated.
Nethali Aster@Quaen snorts a grudging laugh in response to Lir, "Yeh, but who wants t' pay th' neuterin' costs?" She picks herself up, hands to her hips, "C'mon, y'kin dock on th' D'Ishae 'til tide's out."
McCarthy@eden001 raises his hands some, before looking to the door as it slid open. - Luckily it was only another entering patron.
Lir@arkaik353 turns to Nethali, one eyebrow raised. "Remind me why we let him outside? He's clearly an indoor sehlat." She shakes her head and sighs, the sound almost cartoonishly exaggerated.
Nethali Aster@Quaen snorts a grudging laugh in response to Lir, "Yeh, but who wants t' pay th' neuterin' costs?" She picks herself up, hands to her hips, "C'mon, y'kin dock on th' D'Ishae 'til tide's out."
Coby Morton@lobstertan: It was super cool Gideon, I totally miss our regular duels, I have to deal with Kat's terrible build that allows me to kill her within 5 seconds.
Gideon Greywarden@HyozanReckoner: her eyes glaze over with boredom in like 4 minutes anyways so tank life is not for her
Gideon Greywarden@HyozanReckoner: unless it's farming soemthing.. parrots.. marks... seasonals... then she has the patience of a statue
Katriel@evenrue: THAT'S IT. INVITE ME, JERKS.
Gideon Greywarden@HyozanReckoner: her eyes glaze over with boredom in like 4 minutes anyways so tank life is not for her
Gideon Greywarden@HyozanReckoner: unless it's farming soemthing.. parrots.. marks... seasonals... then she has the patience of a statue
Katriel@evenrue: THAT'S IT. INVITE ME, JERKS.
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Kit@evenrue fidgets just on principle.
[2:56] [TFA:SFK] Kanzick@tennytenten: You know cestus 3? After the Metron incident, both Gorn and human colonists shared that planet.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Areyis@Bywing: and then the Gorn ate the Humans. The End.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Kanzick@tennytenten: Nope. They co-existed.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Areyis@Bywing: They co-existed inside the Gorn's bellies.
[2:58] [TFA:SFK] Kanzick@tennytenten: You're just jealous of my overbite.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Areyis@Bywing: and then the Gorn ate the Humans. The End.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Kanzick@tennytenten: Nope. They co-existed.
[2:57] [TFA:SFK] Areyis@Bywing: They co-existed inside the Gorn's bellies.
[2:58] [TFA:SFK] Kanzick@tennytenten: You're just jealous of my overbite.
We had an extended conversation about the officer breeding meta
Esahr@esahr: Aww, the ensigns are bonding.
Kermit@bobisgod171: ^*^$ straight yo.
Esahr@esahr: Jake and Kermit in the moooorning~
Sevitri@sevitri: Soon they will merge, form a cocoon, and by morning, they will become a single lieutenant
Katriel@evenrue: ...
Katriel@evenrue: That's uh... not how it works, usually.
Esahr@esahr: This is DBZ now?
Tanis@kelltanis: Lieutenant (jg) you mean...
Sevitri@sevitri: A LTjg forms when an ensign and an NCO bond
Kermit@bobisgod171: ...is THAT how promotions happen around here, then?
Sevitri@sevitri: Trust me. I'm the President of the Navy.
Kermit@bobisgod171: Seems legit.
Tanis@kelltanis: To properly max a lieutenant, you have to level up each of the base ensigns into Lieutenant (jg)s first, then merge them into a full Lieutenant
Tanis@kelltanis: it takes 4 base Ensigns
Sevitri@sevitri: No, no, merging two LTjgs gives you a commander, 1.5 pips times two equals three whole pips
Esahr@esahr: I can't believe how much misinformation is going around here.
Tanis@kelltanis: well it really depends...what rarity is the Ensign? I thought only purple ensigns could reach Commander
...
Esahr@esahr: Combining 2 Ens. makes a Lt-J. You can then combine the Lt-J with another Ens. to create a full Lt. Combining two Lt.'s creates an LtC, which can be combined with another Lt. to create a full Cmdr.
Kermit@bobisgod171: So 9 Ensigns make a Commander. Got it.
Tanis@kelltanis: but shouldn't you fuse the third ENS to max out the LT's stats, same with the third LT. I mean you CAN skip that part, but then you get a broken Commander
Sevitri@sevitri: And Admirals just spontaneously appear on the full moon.
Tanis@kelltanis: Admirals are an ultra rare drop from the Academy lockbox
Tanis@kelltanis: they come with 2 neck mountd shiny bits and a Console Universal: Authority
Sevitri@sevitri: If you say 'Yes sir, right away sir' three times in the mirror at midnight, at admiral will appear.
Esahr@esahr: Aww, the ensigns are bonding.
Kermit@bobisgod171: ^*^$ straight yo.
Esahr@esahr: Jake and Kermit in the moooorning~
Sevitri@sevitri: Soon they will merge, form a cocoon, and by morning, they will become a single lieutenant
Katriel@evenrue: ...
Katriel@evenrue: That's uh... not how it works, usually.
Esahr@esahr: This is DBZ now?
Tanis@kelltanis: Lieutenant (jg) you mean...
Sevitri@sevitri: A LTjg forms when an ensign and an NCO bond
Kermit@bobisgod171: ...is THAT how promotions happen around here, then?
Sevitri@sevitri: Trust me. I'm the President of the Navy.
Kermit@bobisgod171: Seems legit.
Tanis@kelltanis: To properly max a lieutenant, you have to level up each of the base ensigns into Lieutenant (jg)s first, then merge them into a full Lieutenant
Tanis@kelltanis: it takes 4 base Ensigns
Sevitri@sevitri: No, no, merging two LTjgs gives you a commander, 1.5 pips times two equals three whole pips
Esahr@esahr: I can't believe how much misinformation is going around here.
Tanis@kelltanis: well it really depends...what rarity is the Ensign? I thought only purple ensigns could reach Commander
...
Esahr@esahr: Combining 2 Ens. makes a Lt-J. You can then combine the Lt-J with another Ens. to create a full Lt. Combining two Lt.'s creates an LtC, which can be combined with another Lt. to create a full Cmdr.
Kermit@bobisgod171: So 9 Ensigns make a Commander. Got it.
Tanis@kelltanis: but shouldn't you fuse the third ENS to max out the LT's stats, same with the third LT. I mean you CAN skip that part, but then you get a broken Commander
Sevitri@sevitri: And Admirals just spontaneously appear on the full moon.
Tanis@kelltanis: Admirals are an ultra rare drop from the Academy lockbox
Tanis@kelltanis: they come with 2 neck mountd shiny bits and a Console Universal: Authority
Sevitri@sevitri: If you say 'Yes sir, right away sir' three times in the mirror at midnight, at admiral will appear.
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If you put Davin and Dawsons together you get Tony Stark:
Davin@arkaik353: Ohyes. I'll handle the tech, you do the drinking and the self-destructive tendencies!
Davin@arkaik353: Ohyes. I'll handle the tech, you do the drinking and the self-destructive tendencies!
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Quincy@sevitri: We -really- need McCarthy to play CO
Quincy@sevitri: He's the hero Detroit deserves
Quincy@sevitri: He's the hero Detroit deserves
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[7/4 2:51] Foster@Fuse1983 checks Tanis' wrist for a pulse.
[7/4 2:51] [TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko@lobstertan: Oh! Could you re-sit for me please? At the moment Foster is in Tanis'... crotch.
[7/4 2:51] [TFA:SFK] Soa'Lindresko@lobstertan: Oh! Could you re-sit for me please? At the moment Foster is in Tanis'... crotch.
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[7/5 10:09] Uril@azinian: Like how the Undine are named species 8472, the borg designate all spices like that
[7/5 10:09] Seven of Five@oileus: All spices lol
[7/5 10:10] Kermit@bobisgod171: Oregano. Spice 3785. Assimilate!
[7/5 10:09] Seven of Five@oileus: All spices lol
[7/5 10:10] Kermit@bobisgod171: Oregano. Spice 3785. Assimilate!
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Kermit@bobisgod171: Lies and blasphemy.
McCarthy@eden001: What? I would never talk to Kermit.
McCarthy@eden001: Ever.
Perim@bobisgod171: Me neither. I hate that guy.
McCarthy@eden001: What? I would never talk to Kermit.
McCarthy@eden001: Ever.
Perim@bobisgod171: Me neither. I hate that guy.
Comedy gold out of this group tonight.
[Local] Rellir: Is anything being done for the man who was assimilated?
[Local] Jack Buchanan: Maybe he needs an intervention for his Nanotech addiction.
[Local] Jack Buchanan: (( AH, MT. ((
[Local] Foster: Addiction, really?
Jack Buchanan looks up from his drink, apparently slightly innebriated. "I'm just saying, the bastard's been assimlated, like three times."
[Local] Rellir: The two of you are speaking of something I have little knowledge of. I cannot cook Borg.
[Local] Rellir: Well, to be fair, I can. But I have no desire to.
[Local] Foster: Point.
Jack Buchanan snorts. "I feel like they'd taste like meatballs."
[Local] Rellir: Meat. Balls?
[Local] Foster: Oh saints.
Jack Buchanan sighs. "God, the one time I try to make jokes nobody gets them. Woe is me, woe is me."
[Local] Rellir: Is anything being done for the man who was assimilated?
[Local] Jack Buchanan: Maybe he needs an intervention for his Nanotech addiction.
[Local] Jack Buchanan: (( AH, MT. ((
[Local] Foster: Addiction, really?
Jack Buchanan looks up from his drink, apparently slightly innebriated. "I'm just saying, the bastard's been assimlated, like three times."
[Local] Rellir: The two of you are speaking of something I have little knowledge of. I cannot cook Borg.
[Local] Rellir: Well, to be fair, I can. But I have no desire to.
[Local] Foster: Point.
Jack Buchanan snorts. "I feel like they'd taste like meatballs."
[Local] Rellir: Meat. Balls?
[Local] Foster: Oh saints.
Jack Buchanan sighs. "God, the one time I try to make jokes nobody gets them. Woe is me, woe is me."
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Kermit mixes up his pronouns:
[1:29] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: I'd just like to point out, that in the one month or so, this is the...4th? drunken officer that Kermit has dragged back to his quarters.
[1:29] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: I'd just like to point out, that in the one month or so, this is the...4th? drunken officer that Kermit has dragged back to his quarters.
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[4:29] [TFA:SFK] Tanis@kelltanis: Kermit, just remember no means no
[4:29] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: ffs.
[4:30] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: THEIR quarters.
...damnit.
[4:29] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: ffs.
[4:30] [TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: THEIR quarters.
...damnit.
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[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: I get the impression Dawsons wouldn't know a healthy relationship if one hit him in the face.
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Fun on Risa.
[7:02] S'ill@oileus has stopped dripping water and is standing in a big puddle of water now
[7:04] McCarthy@eden001 looked to S'ill, before looking down. "Usually the women get wet /after/ my arrival. Am I getting better at this then I thought?" He joked, even if it was a bit crude, sliding up to the table.
[7:48] Yores@rsschr looks to the bulge in Seafort's sweater for reassurance
[7:02] S'ill@oileus has stopped dripping water and is standing in a big puddle of water now
[7:04] McCarthy@eden001 looked to S'ill, before looking down. "Usually the women get wet /after/ my arrival. Am I getting better at this then I thought?" He joked, even if it was a bit crude, sliding up to the table.
[7:48] Yores@rsschr looks to the bulge in Seafort's sweater for reassurance
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