[6:22] Coby Morton@lobstertan: "Captain morton, wtf u doin to my station. DONT ANSWER MY CALLS OMG. And if it was anyone asking for payment on Altais, I swear it's noithing to worry about."
[6:23] Coby Morton@lobstertan: "Just a joke with some friends. hahaha."
[6:23] Coby Morton@lobstertan: "haha."
[6:23] Coby Morton@lobstertan: "Now get out."
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Spoiler: RE: Starbase HologramShow
[3:05] Perim@bobisgod171 slams her hand on the console, "Damn thing. Four centuries out-of-date."
[3:06] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Did...did she just.
[3:06] [TFA:SFK] Reese@dandin384: She sure did
[3:07] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: You're a monster!
[3:06] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Did...did she just.
[3:06] [TFA:SFK] Reese@dandin384: She sure did
[3:07] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: You're a monster!
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Trellain De Drowvani@trellain: The DDos boys sing their new hit, Access Denied, Why can't I log into your love!
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#RedFlag
Aurelia@aumerie: Bring D'Kera, it'll be great.
Aurelia@aumerie: Bring D'Kera, it'll be great.
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[2:44] [Local] Tilly.@renomiller: "Video games....no one ever gets addicted to those."
[2:44] Tilly.@renomiller looks at the camera.
[2:44] Tilly.@renomiller looks at the camera.
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Raven: Also. I just finished finally putting in that alt app for Raven I've been putting off for...
Raven: forever.
Perim: Ah, awesome!
Perim: *refreshes forums*
Perim: *sees nothing*
Perim: *goes to look up rageface*
Raven: Try again.
Perim: \o/
Perim has invited you to join 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Joined 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Perim has left 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Perim: CRAP
Raven: AHAHAHAa
Eli Altais: AHAHAHA!
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Reese: Power vacuum!
Eli Altais: YESSSSS
Eli Altais: I AM IN COMMAND NOAW
Perim: wtfffff
Reese: lololol
Raven: I HAVE REPLACED PERIM.
Raven: forever.
Perim: Ah, awesome!
Perim: *refreshes forums*
Perim: *sees nothing*
Perim: *goes to look up rageface*
Raven: Try again.
Perim: \o/
Perim has invited you to join 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Joined 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Perim has left 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
Perim: CRAP
Raven: AHAHAHAa
Eli Altais: AHAHAHA!
Raven: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Reese: Power vacuum!
Eli Altais: YESSSSS
Eli Altais: I AM IN COMMAND NOAW
Perim: wtfffff
Reese: lololol
Raven: I HAVE REPLACED PERIM.
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;D
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[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: So, New Guy.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: Here's what you need to know about Argo.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: I can Aurelia people, and that is fun.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: But to truly get the entire experience, you must get Davined.
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: *sagenod*
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Tammek@asd886: There's a lotta people to get eded by, huh.
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Rix Brot'la@ahex: butwhataboutrixed,isimportantright?
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: Jack doesn't jack people because that sounds naughty.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: Here's what you need to know about Argo.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: I can Aurelia people, and that is fun.
[9/21 8:26] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: But to truly get the entire experience, you must get Davined.
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: *sagenod*
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Tammek@asd886: There's a lotta people to get eded by, huh.
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Rix Brot'la@ahex: butwhataboutrixed,isimportantright?
[9/21 8:27] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: Jack doesn't jack people because that sounds naughty.
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[10:54] [Local] Tilly@renomiller: "Kobayashi Maru."
[10:55] Osiangli@dienonychus looks at Sin. "Oh, I had to do that one a few months back. I chose to scan the particles, I lost both crews."
[10:55] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "...it saddens me to see you in that uniform."
[10:55] Osiangli@dienonychus looks at Sin. "Oh, I had to do that one a few months back. I chose to scan the particles, I lost both crews."
[10:55] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "...it saddens me to see you in that uniform."
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Just some pre battle banter:
Pailes@nmenoahnator: <C> Alright folks. Lets go kick some herald butt.
DePoe@siskofan1991: <C, Gal(AI)> Captain, how can we 'kick Hearld butt' if we are combating them in space?
Rix Brot'la@ahex: <C> I suggest not to kick, but launch a plasma torpedo.
Pailes@nmenoahnator: <C> We just do. Thats how it goes. Annny way.
Osiangli@dienonychus: <c> Photon cannons will suffice for our ship.
T'Rhiu@Mailman653: <C>Knowing my brother, he'd most likely be interested in their teeth.
DePoe@siskofan1991: <C, Gal> According to my simulations, kicking the Hearlds in the postierior does not make a satisfactory tactic in a ground engagement either.
Rix Brot'la@ahex: <C> I like this AI.
Pailes@nmenoahnator: <C> Alright folks. Lets go kick some herald butt.
DePoe@siskofan1991: <C, Gal(AI)> Captain, how can we 'kick Hearld butt' if we are combating them in space?
Rix Brot'la@ahex: <C> I suggest not to kick, but launch a plasma torpedo.
Pailes@nmenoahnator: <C> We just do. Thats how it goes. Annny way.
Osiangli@dienonychus: <c> Photon cannons will suffice for our ship.
T'Rhiu@Mailman653: <C>Knowing my brother, he'd most likely be interested in their teeth.
DePoe@siskofan1991: <C, Gal> According to my simulations, kicking the Hearlds in the postierior does not make a satisfactory tactic in a ground engagement either.
Rix Brot'la@ahex: <C> I like this AI.
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Spoiler: Heart PunsShow
Osiangli: <c> Lieutenant Commander Osiangli to Ops, can I request sick leave? I seem to have lost my heart.
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Heartbreak isn't a valid reason, Leftenant! Hah!
Osiangli: No, Commander! That's not what I meant, you see, it fell out of my chest
Mrian t'Illiahlae: You don't have to get all poetic on me! Just keep working.
Aurelia: I am DYING, Osi.
Davis: C'mon, Mrian. Have a heart!
Aurelia: This is so great. I mean, not the heart losing, but it is full of LOL and sad.
Rellir: Pardon me, sir, but did you drop your finger?
Jacob RunningBear: <C> As per the doctors orders, over.
Osiangli: Aurelia, are you talking about my conversation with Davis?
Aurelia: Just the whole heart thing.
Aurelia: So many punsh
Aurelia: -h
Osiangli: Ah, yeah, figured I could do something with the fact that Saurians have 4 hearts.
Eli Altais: Really pumped for all the puns.
Davis: >pumped
Osiangli: >_>
Osiangli: You see, Osi /could/ keep working, but he isn't feeling well enough to poor his heart and sould into the work.
Aurelia: pffffffft
Ch'Vega: I imagine the day the heart shows up, it will be located in a tomb, sitting on a pedastle. Then osi will hav to grab a bag of dirt and see if it ways as much as his heart to make the swap.
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Just get to the heart of the situation, Osi.
Aurelia: *dies*
Davis: It doesn't help that everyone else has been so heartless about his condition.
Osiangli: *almost dies, but still has three working hearts*
Trellain De Drowvani: have a heart Davis!
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Now get a HEARTy meal and get back to your job.
Osiangli: The meat just makes it HEARTer to focus.
Davis: They say home is where the heart is, so I guess that makes Osi a vagrant.
Trellain De Drowvani: I think I'm having a total eclipse of the heart!
Ch'Vega: lol.
Eli Altais: Really beating this to death.
Raven: HEART beating it!
Trellain De Drowvani: Put some heart into it!
Raven: Bah-dum-tis
Osiangli: But Rellir, we <3 your input.
Raven: ...So. Osi is standing in the bar with a hole in his chest.
Aurelia: Rellir's too busy leaving me on tenterhooks. <3
Reese: She's playing on her heartstrings
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Heartbreak isn't a valid reason, Leftenant! Hah!
Osiangli: No, Commander! That's not what I meant, you see, it fell out of my chest
Mrian t'Illiahlae: You don't have to get all poetic on me! Just keep working.
Aurelia: I am DYING, Osi.
Davis: C'mon, Mrian. Have a heart!
Aurelia: This is so great. I mean, not the heart losing, but it is full of LOL and sad.
Rellir: Pardon me, sir, but did you drop your finger?
Jacob RunningBear: <C> As per the doctors orders, over.
Osiangli: Aurelia, are you talking about my conversation with Davis?
Aurelia: Just the whole heart thing.
Aurelia: So many punsh
Aurelia: -h
Osiangli: Ah, yeah, figured I could do something with the fact that Saurians have 4 hearts.
Eli Altais: Really pumped for all the puns.
Davis: >pumped
Osiangli: >_>
Osiangli: You see, Osi /could/ keep working, but he isn't feeling well enough to poor his heart and sould into the work.
Aurelia: pffffffft
Ch'Vega: I imagine the day the heart shows up, it will be located in a tomb, sitting on a pedastle. Then osi will hav to grab a bag of dirt and see if it ways as much as his heart to make the swap.
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Just get to the heart of the situation, Osi.
Aurelia: *dies*
Davis: It doesn't help that everyone else has been so heartless about his condition.
Osiangli: *almost dies, but still has three working hearts*
Trellain De Drowvani: have a heart Davis!
Mrian t'Illiahlae: Now get a HEARTy meal and get back to your job.
Osiangli: The meat just makes it HEARTer to focus.
Davis: They say home is where the heart is, so I guess that makes Osi a vagrant.
Trellain De Drowvani: I think I'm having a total eclipse of the heart!
Ch'Vega: lol.
Eli Altais: Really beating this to death.
Raven: HEART beating it!
Trellain De Drowvani: Put some heart into it!
Raven: Bah-dum-tis
Osiangli: But Rellir, we <3 your input.
Raven: ...So. Osi is standing in the bar with a hole in his chest.
Aurelia: Rellir's too busy leaving me on tenterhooks. <3
Reese: She's playing on her heartstrings
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[9/26 8:36] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: Osi trying to study how the wedding goes, lurking in the plants and watching, taking notes.
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: Great, now all I can hear is Osi talking to himself like Steve Irwin.
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: YES
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: YES
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Lmao
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Complete with the accent?
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: But of course.
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: Osiangli's discount wedding videos.
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Caine@bikkit1969: *David Attenborough. "Here we see the bridal party in their natural habitat, giving the shrill mating call. We can see the savagery as they compete for the bouquet, the weak ... are abandoned."
[9/26 8:39] [TFA:SFK] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: "We are here in the bush. The natural habitat of the Aurelius Jackrelius."
[9/26 8:39] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: "This right here is known as a Jackrellia, rare in the wild, and highly aggressive to people. The best way to grab them, is to pinch them by the neck, and hold them in a horizontal position.
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: Great, now all I can hear is Osi talking to himself like Steve Irwin.
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: YES
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: YES
[9/26 8:37] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Lmao
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Complete with the accent?
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: But of course.
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: Osiangli's discount wedding videos.
[9/26 8:38] [TFA:SFK] Caine@bikkit1969: *David Attenborough. "Here we see the bridal party in their natural habitat, giving the shrill mating call. We can see the savagery as they compete for the bouquet, the weak ... are abandoned."
[9/26 8:39] [TFA:SFK] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: "We are here in the bush. The natural habitat of the Aurelius Jackrelius."
[9/26 8:39] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: "This right here is known as a Jackrellia, rare in the wild, and highly aggressive to people. The best way to grab them, is to pinch them by the neck, and hold them in a horizontal position.
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#Nocontext
Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: End up on a farm on Qo'nos, half naked and covered in tattoos and a knocked out iconian.
Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: End up on a farm on Qo'nos, half naked and covered in tattoos and a knocked out iconian.
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[7:55] Tilly@renomiller looks to Nirrae, "The Federation cultural education classes." She nods.
[7:56] [Local] Nirrae@PzTnT: ... fine
[7:56] [Local] Tilly@renomiller: Her expression waviers between astonishment and amusement.
[7:56] Perim@bobisgod171 raises her voice a little, "Thank you for your advice, Lieutenant Zaldo, I'd be happy to sign up for the class."
[7:57] Perim@bobisgod171 stares at Nirrae, expectantly.
[7:57] [Local] Nirrae@PzTnT: wait youre going to be in that class?
[7:57] Tilly@renomiller laughs hard.
[7:57] Perim@bobisgod171 might have just had a stroke.
[7:57] Tilly@renomiller stops laughing.
[7:56] [Local] Nirrae@PzTnT: ... fine
[7:56] [Local] Tilly@renomiller: Her expression waviers between astonishment and amusement.
[7:56] Perim@bobisgod171 raises her voice a little, "Thank you for your advice, Lieutenant Zaldo, I'd be happy to sign up for the class."
[7:57] Perim@bobisgod171 stares at Nirrae, expectantly.
[7:57] [Local] Nirrae@PzTnT: wait youre going to be in that class?
[7:57] Tilly@renomiller laughs hard.
[7:57] Perim@bobisgod171 might have just had a stroke.
[7:57] Tilly@renomiller stops laughing.
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Tilly@renomiller looks back to Jack, "So you're the one....I can totally see it." She nods.
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin pauses. "What does that mean?"
Quint@jorathedarnesse laughs a bit.
Tilly@renomiller motions to Jack with her free hand, "You've got the whole rugged thing going on, I can see why she'd like that."
[Local] Tilly@renomiller: "That voice could melt a nun's knickers off too, yes I can see it."
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin laughs mid-sip, causing him to spray a little bit of coffee. He moves his hand up, wiping off his mouth.
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin pauses. "What does that mean?"
Quint@jorathedarnesse laughs a bit.
Tilly@renomiller motions to Jack with her free hand, "You've got the whole rugged thing going on, I can see why she'd like that."
[Local] Tilly@renomiller: "That voice could melt a nun's knickers off too, yes I can see it."
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin laughs mid-sip, causing him to spray a little bit of coffee. He moves his hand up, wiping off his mouth.
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[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: But I can only really play him when I'm in a bad mood, and even then all I do is act like a dick.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: ahhh ha. Haha. Um. mt.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: ahhh ha. Haha. Um. mt.
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Bonus! No context:
[TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: ...I seem to be stuck in this chair.
[TFA:SFK] Davis@Remrant: ...I seem to be stuck in this chair.
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[11:45] Rilem Celes@ompgaming1 reaches up, rubbing his earring a bit, thinking.
[11:46] Savernn tr'Jonet@chipg7 with a smile "If I complement that magnificent, elegant ear piece, will that help, sir?"
[11:47] Rilem Celes@ompgaming1 shakes his head. "NO... it doesn't work that way."
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Rilem Celes@ompgaming1: Stop hitting on Rilem Savernn! He's already happily married! GEEEESH!
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: XD
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ::snorts::
[11:47] Savernn tr'Jonet@chipg7 nods "Can't blame a captain for trying. We're always told to look for advantages wherever we can."
[11:46] Savernn tr'Jonet@chipg7 with a smile "If I complement that magnificent, elegant ear piece, will that help, sir?"
[11:47] Rilem Celes@ompgaming1 shakes his head. "NO... it doesn't work that way."
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Rilem Celes@ompgaming1: Stop hitting on Rilem Savernn! He's already happily married! GEEEESH!
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: XD
[11:47] [TFA:SFK] Katriel@evenrue: ::snorts::
[11:47] Savernn tr'Jonet@chipg7 nods "Can't blame a captain for trying. We're always told to look for advantages wherever we can."
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[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Cooooobbbyyyyyy
[11:49] Caine@bikkit1969: .o/
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Cooooobbbyyyyyy
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: ELLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Cooooobbbyyyyyy!!!!!111
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: ELI"I!II!IDDIIWI!I!
[11:49] Zala@oileus: THE COOOBY
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Eli.
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Coby.
[11:50] Caine@bikkit1969: Shepard.
[11:50] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: RIX!
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Sheperd
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Wrex!
[11:50] Caine@bikkit1969: Shepard
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Shepaaaaaaarrrrrrdddd!!!!!
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Keyser Soze.
[11:51] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: Zaeed Masani.
[11:51] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Luke.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Liea.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Damnit.
[11:49] Caine@bikkit1969: .o/
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Cooooobbbyyyyyy
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: ELLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Cooooobbbyyyyyy!!!!!111
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: ELI"I!II!IDDIIWI!I!
[11:49] Zala@oileus: THE COOOBY
[11:49] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Eli.
[11:49] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Coby.
[11:50] Caine@bikkit1969: Shepard.
[11:50] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: RIX!
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Sheperd
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Wrex!
[11:50] Caine@bikkit1969: Shepard
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:50] Kara@tolmarius: Shepaaaaaaarrrrrrdddd!!!!!
[11:50] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Grunt.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Keyser Soze.
[11:51] Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: Zaeed Masani.
[11:51] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Luke.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Liea.
[11:51] Coby Morton@lobstertan: Damnit.
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From Sindari-the-Cadet:
[2:57] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "Admiral Sin. Just you wait. FLEET admiral Sin."
[2:58] Sindari@khaoskrow grins. "Just watch. I'll do it in 18 months." Then she snerks. "Hahaha couldn't keep a straight face. That's just stupid."
[2:57] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "Admiral Sin. Just you wait. FLEET admiral Sin."
[2:58] Sindari@khaoskrow grins. "Just watch. I'll do it in 18 months." Then she snerks. "Hahaha couldn't keep a straight face. That's just stupid."
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