[8:54] Osiangli@dienonychus finishes his glass and calmly adds "That and my exocomps are holding my quarters hostage."
[8:54] [Local] Erika@tolmarius: "Surely you're joking?"
[8:55] Osiangli@dienonychus shakes hsi head.
[8:55] Osiangli@dienonychus ((*his))
[8:56] [Local] Osiangli@dienonychus: I'm not, and don't call me Shirley.
[8:56] Erika@tolmarius blinks.
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Aev@dandin384: "If you don't mind me asking, I've noticed you speak Romulan quite well. How did that come about?"
Morrigan@ghostopera6: "Rosetta Stone."
Morrigan@ghostopera6: "Rosetta Stone."
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I don't know. It just struck me funny:
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[10/12 9:35] Blarg@bobisgod171 walks directly up to Kolmar. "You. Provider of subpar garments. I require your services."
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Perim@bobisgod171 nods once, and then takes the opportunity to order a drink.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Lookit that.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Jackrelia is literally driving Perim to drink.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Lookit that.
[TFA:SFK] Perim@bobisgod171: Jackrelia is literally driving Perim to drink.
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[12:37] Morrigan@ghostopera6 looks at her. "How do you get something stuck -in- the replicator?"?
[12:37] [Local] Erika@tolmarius: "Very carefully."
[12:37] [Local] Morrigan@ghostopera6: "I'm afraid to ask what it is."
[12:37] [Local] Erika@tolmarius: "Very carefully."
[12:37] [Local] Morrigan@ghostopera6: "I'm afraid to ask what it is."
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[6:47] [TFA:SFK] X'Mek@Mailman653: buy a house in the suburbs, start a family. Till the next invasion comes along...in about two weeks.
[6:47] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: In the Grim Darkness of the 25th Century, there is only war. >.>
[6:47] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: In the Grim Darkness of the 25th Century, there is only war. >.>
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Lynn@renomiller: "So Jurah, you got a major?"
Jurah@asd886 nods firmly. "Sure do." She taps the yellow stripe around her uniform, "Warp mechanics. Its fun stuff. Well, fun to warp mechanics."
Lynn@renomiller smirks, "Don't warp it too much."
Hana@ghostopera6: "Hated that class."
Lynn@renomiller: "Yeah not a highlight for me either."
Hana@ghostopera6 smirks. "Always left my head feeling warped."
Jurah@asd886 facepalms, "Agh, the warp puns don't stop way out here, either."
Lynn@renomiller: "Hate to burst your bubble, but no." She snickers.
Jurah@asd886 smirks, giving her head a shake.
Hana@ghostopera6 looks at Jackie. "Do they always have that Reaction?"
Lynn@renomiller: "I'm not sure, you should -field- your questions to Jurah."
Hana@ghostopera6: "You keep trying to nacelle me on that."
Lynn@renomiller smirks, "I'm only trying to get to the /core/ of the issue, so it becomes /crystal/ clear to you."
Hana@ghostopera6: "Hey, don't have to be a breach about it."
Lynn@renomiller: "Sorry about all the puns, Jurah, we'll try to control the /impulse/ to make them."
Jurah@asd886 looks around for a desk to hit her head against.
Jurah@asd886 nods firmly. "Sure do." She taps the yellow stripe around her uniform, "Warp mechanics. Its fun stuff. Well, fun to warp mechanics."
Lynn@renomiller smirks, "Don't warp it too much."
Hana@ghostopera6: "Hated that class."
Lynn@renomiller: "Yeah not a highlight for me either."
Hana@ghostopera6 smirks. "Always left my head feeling warped."
Jurah@asd886 facepalms, "Agh, the warp puns don't stop way out here, either."
Lynn@renomiller: "Hate to burst your bubble, but no." She snickers.
Jurah@asd886 smirks, giving her head a shake.
Hana@ghostopera6 looks at Jackie. "Do they always have that Reaction?"
Lynn@renomiller: "I'm not sure, you should -field- your questions to Jurah."
Hana@ghostopera6: "You keep trying to nacelle me on that."
Lynn@renomiller smirks, "I'm only trying to get to the /core/ of the issue, so it becomes /crystal/ clear to you."
Hana@ghostopera6: "Hey, don't have to be a breach about it."
Lynn@renomiller: "Sorry about all the puns, Jurah, we'll try to control the /impulse/ to make them."
Jurah@asd886 looks around for a desk to hit her head against.
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[Local] Aurelia@aumerie: Aurelia thinks Aev is not telling her the whole story.
[Friend] @aumerie has logged off.
Rellir@universal_blue Rellir thinks that Aurelia's Paranoia just crashed her to desktop.
[Friend] @aumerie has logged off.
Rellir@universal_blue Rellir thinks that Aurelia's Paranoia just crashed her to desktop.
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Zala@oileus: By the way, how did you sister find this outfit for you?
Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: "The subnet ...Kraigslist."
Zala@oileus: hmm, dont know that one.
[Damn Ferengi Halloween costume shop. ]
Mrian t'Illiahlae@ahex: "The subnet ...Kraigslist."
Zala@oileus: hmm, dont know that one.
[Damn Ferengi Halloween costume shop. ]
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[9:58] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: Oh hey, Aurelia, welcome back, I'm just kicking knif-legged skeleton spider out of airlocks into a Klingon ship.*
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: true story
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: eeeeek!
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: Osi tried to gift a Klingon skull to Erika
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: .... why
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: Well.. Hamlet was written in Klingon..
[10:00] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: It just boggles my mind as to how he's still allowed to even BE on a Federation starbase at this point.
[10:01] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: He really wanted some souveneirs
[10:01] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: It was for SCIENCE
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: I mean, Osi is a very good scientist.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: His first response when met with a new and possibly peaceful organism was to punch it in the chest.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: It was a Klingon ghost
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: And it almost killed everyone.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: In Osi's defense.. the organism was dead
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: And moving
[10:03] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: I don't think you can count this one against him.
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: true story
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: eeeeek!
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: Osi tried to gift a Klingon skull to Erika
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Aurelia@aumerie: .... why
[9:59] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: Well.. Hamlet was written in Klingon..
[10:00] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: It just boggles my mind as to how he's still allowed to even BE on a Federation starbase at this point.
[10:01] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: He really wanted some souveneirs
[10:01] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: It was for SCIENCE
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: I mean, Osi is a very good scientist.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: His first response when met with a new and possibly peaceful organism was to punch it in the chest.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: It was a Klingon ghost
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] The GM@khaoskrow: And it almost killed everyone.
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: In Osi's defense.. the organism was dead
[10:02] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: And moving
[10:03] [TFA:SFK] Osiangli@dienonychus: I don't think you can count this one against him.
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Aurelia@aumerie: To M'Ryssa: "I'm a Commander, Caitian; I am not sure I understand this word 'loose.'" Aha.
Aurelia@aumerie: She's joking with her.
M'Ryssa@ghostopera6: "Act human."
Aurelia@aumerie shudders.
Aurelia@aumerie: She's joking with her.
M'Ryssa@ghostopera6: "Act human."
Aurelia@aumerie shudders.
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I edited this up for a more flowing format, please do enjoy our dear administrator in his element.
Shan "Despite its obvious professional sound and rhythm, I assure you I wrote this song."
Shan performs Mokbara.
Shan begins to sing "I like fish, They're my favorite dish, They are so delish, I eat them raw."
Kermit blinks.
Osiangli peers at Shan.
Kermit covers his mouth.
Rellir blinks and stares.
Rekar tr'Keirianh taps his ear.. "This translation is very interesting.."
Shan continues to sing "Just let them thaw, Or sometimes alive, They squirm when I swallow."
Eli Altais has a fixed smile.
Rellir looks horrified.
Shan sings "When they go down, I nev -er frown." he pauses a moment.
Shan sings "But when they come up, you better duck, For live-fish vomit, flies like a comet!
Rellir stares at Kermit accusingly.
Kermit is silently cracking up.
Shan sings "Oh I love fish, They are my favorite dish, they are so.... deeeeelisssshhhhhh. And Perim is not pregnant, I know because I asked her, and I scanned her."
Rellir chokes and stares at Shan!
Eli Altais rests his face in his palm thanks to Shan.
Osiangli chokes and smirks
Rekar tr'Keirianh raises an eyebrow again
Shan sings "When she wasn't looking, so she wouldn't get mad.
Shan stops singing and bows. “You can applaud now.”
T'Rhiu claps.
Rellir shakes her head. This wasn't Kermit's style. She slowly turns and stares accusingly at Eli.
Shan "Despite its obvious professional sound and rhythm, I assure you I wrote this song."
Shan performs Mokbara.
Shan begins to sing "I like fish, They're my favorite dish, They are so delish, I eat them raw."
Kermit blinks.
Osiangli peers at Shan.
Kermit covers his mouth.
Rellir blinks and stares.
Rekar tr'Keirianh taps his ear.. "This translation is very interesting.."
Shan continues to sing "Just let them thaw, Or sometimes alive, They squirm when I swallow."
Eli Altais has a fixed smile.
Rellir looks horrified.
Shan sings "When they go down, I nev -er frown." he pauses a moment.
Shan sings "But when they come up, you better duck, For live-fish vomit, flies like a comet!
Rellir stares at Kermit accusingly.
Kermit is silently cracking up.
Shan sings "Oh I love fish, They are my favorite dish, they are so.... deeeeelisssshhhhhh. And Perim is not pregnant, I know because I asked her, and I scanned her."
Rellir chokes and stares at Shan!
Eli Altais rests his face in his palm thanks to Shan.
Osiangli chokes and smirks
Rekar tr'Keirianh raises an eyebrow again
Shan sings "When she wasn't looking, so she wouldn't get mad.
Shan stops singing and bows. “You can applaud now.”
T'Rhiu claps.
Rellir shakes her head. This wasn't Kermit's style. She slowly turns and stares accusingly at Eli.
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[11/14 10:35] [Fleet] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: ::Attention Whistle:: Attention staff and personel of DS13, today was the morale divisions variety show, to give one an example of what you missed, Lieutenant Shan as kindly offered his song to be-
[11/14 10:37] [Fleet] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: broadcast to you all station wide, have a good day. Without further me, Lieutenant Shan. ::And so begins his song:: ((Which is free to read in memorable quotes if you missed it))
[11/14 10:41] [Fleet] Perim has joined 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
[11/14 10:41] [Fleet] Perim@notkermit: <C> ALTAIS.
[11/14 10:37] [Fleet] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: broadcast to you all station wide, have a good day. Without further me, Lieutenant Shan. ::And so begins his song:: ((Which is free to read in memorable quotes if you missed it))
[11/14 10:41] [Fleet] Perim has joined 38th Fleet 'Argo'.
[11/14 10:41] [Fleet] Perim@notkermit: <C> ALTAIS.
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[7:59] [TFA:SFK] T'Lot@dienonychus: Bioneural gel packs would probably work.
[8:00] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: I.. read that as 'Bisexual gel packs'.
[8:00] [TFA:SFK] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: I.. read that as 'Bisexual gel packs'.
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Rix Brot'la@ahex: "We were just talking about ice hockey."
Sindari@khaoskrow: "Lesbian ice hockey?"
Rix Brot'la@ahex chuckles. "That ..sounds ...weird."
K'Meiuu M'Rella@bazilyat chokes, on her tea. Again.
Sindari@khaoskrow: "Lesbian ice hockey?"
Rix Brot'la@ahex chuckles. "That ..sounds ...weird."
K'Meiuu M'Rella@bazilyat chokes, on her tea. Again.
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[Local] Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: "..It just occured to me that our children are going to have the most bizarre extended family."
[TFA:SFK] Kraig@dienonychus: "Oh yes, that's Uncle Davin, don't hang out with him when we're not around."
[TFA:SFK] Kraig@dienonychus: "Oh yes, that's Uncle Davin, don't hang out with him when we're not around."
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[8:46] Lettra@dienonychus gives an empathatic look. "I feel bad for you. He's an annoying Ferengi."
[8:46] [Local] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: Yes we all seem to agree on this
[8:47] Erika@tolmarius nods, rolling her eyes. "Its a wonder he's still allowed wihin snesor range."
[8:47] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "After the first or second time trying to sell HIGHLY illegal goods at the bar, you'd think so."
[8:48] [TFA:SFK] DePoe@siskofan1991: Hello! Could someone direct me to the BLACK MARKET! so I can sell these HIGHLY ILLEGAL GOODS!
[8:49] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: *points over to the left*
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] DePoe@siskofan1991: Thank you Mr. BLACK MARKETEER! I'll certainly think of you the next time I need some HIGHLY ILLEGAL GOODS! Could you spell you name and address into this microphone?!
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: XD
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] Lettra@dienonychus: Kraig would fall for that.
[8:46] [Local] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: Yes we all seem to agree on this
[8:47] Erika@tolmarius nods, rolling her eyes. "Its a wonder he's still allowed wihin snesor range."
[8:47] [Local] Sindari@khaoskrow: "After the first or second time trying to sell HIGHLY illegal goods at the bar, you'd think so."
[8:48] [TFA:SFK] DePoe@siskofan1991: Hello! Could someone direct me to the BLACK MARKET! so I can sell these HIGHLY ILLEGAL GOODS!
[8:49] [TFA:SFK] Rekar tr'Keirianh@Master_Dex: *points over to the left*
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] DePoe@siskofan1991: Thank you Mr. BLACK MARKETEER! I'll certainly think of you the next time I need some HIGHLY ILLEGAL GOODS! Could you spell you name and address into this microphone?!
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] Erika@tolmarius: XD
[8:50] [TFA:SFK] Lettra@dienonychus: Kraig would fall for that.
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Shan@ompgaming1: I'd be rolling. She be hating.
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Morrigan@ghostopera6 drops character and looks past the forth wall at the director and the cameraman, pointing over her shoulder at "Rix" grinning. She double checks the script. Yep, that wasn't in there...
Tilly@renomiller glances at the camera for a split second, then back to Thea, "You know if they watched us more, we'd get a better subplot." She mutters in a near whisper.
Morrigan@ghostopera6 puts the script away. "You know the studio won't pay for that. I'm barely making rent as it is..."
Sindari@khaoskrow: -_-*
Tilly@renomiller: "At least you don't have to set in make-up for six hours."
Morrigan@ghostopera6 looks at Rix. "Could be worse."
Tilly@renomiller looks over to Rix, then back, "Word."
Tilly@renomiller glances at the camera for a split second, then back to Thea, "You know if they watched us more, we'd get a better subplot." She mutters in a near whisper.
Morrigan@ghostopera6 puts the script away. "You know the studio won't pay for that. I'm barely making rent as it is..."
Sindari@khaoskrow: -_-*
Tilly@renomiller: "At least you don't have to set in make-up for six hours."
Morrigan@ghostopera6 looks at Rix. "Could be worse."
Tilly@renomiller looks over to Rix, then back, "Word."
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[12/2 10:58] [TFA:SFK] Ulrich@dandin384: Davin. Stop being a bush and come RP with us.
[12/2 10:59] [TFA:SFK] Davin@arkaik353: No. *pulls ghillie suit tighter*
[12/2 10:59] [TFA:SFK] Davin@arkaik353: No. *pulls ghillie suit tighter*
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