Context: You get none!
Jack Buchanan@renagademuffin: "Then again, it could have just been Shan with fruit shoved down his uniform."
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Vulcan Ice Breakers 101:
[8/13 1:43] [Local] T'Rara@vineco: "I believe today is the last day to partake in the taco buffet." She randomly informs the group on her left.
[8/13 1:43] [Local] T'Rara@vineco: "I believe today is the last day to partake in the taco buffet." She randomly informs the group on her left.
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*facedesk*
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[8/13 1:36] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: looks like it's ladies night at Swifty's!
[8/13 1:36] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: *afternoon
[8/13 1:36] [TFA:SFK] T'Rara@vineco: -Points dramatically at Swifty- He's not a lady!
[8/13 1:37] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: ... unless s/he is *dun dun... duuuuuun*
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Something something transgender?
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: Quark managed it well enough when it suited him. Why not Swifty? lol
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Ugh I just vomited in my mouth a little
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] Nirali Zehn@nak3dsnake: That's the best DS9 episode
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: hehe
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: :<
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Rara@vineco: It was interesting to say the least.
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: The attempts at trolling you've participated in, are insignifcant, next to the power of The Sisko.
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: ./Vader voice
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Well look
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Ferengi women have smaller lobes
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: So
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: If he's underequipped it's an understandable misunderstanding
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Poor Swifty
[8/13 1:36] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: *afternoon
[8/13 1:36] [TFA:SFK] T'Rara@vineco: -Points dramatically at Swifty- He's not a lady!
[8/13 1:37] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: ... unless s/he is *dun dun... duuuuuun*
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Something something transgender?
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: Quark managed it well enough when it suited him. Why not Swifty? lol
[8/13 1:38] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Ugh I just vomited in my mouth a little
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] Nirali Zehn@nak3dsnake: That's the best DS9 episode
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: hehe
[8/13 1:39] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: :<
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Rara@vineco: It was interesting to say the least.
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: The attempts at trolling you've participated in, are insignifcant, next to the power of The Sisko.
[8/13 1:40] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: ./Vader voice
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Well look
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Ferengi women have smaller lobes
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: So
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: If he's underequipped it's an understandable misunderstanding
[8/13 1:47] [TFA:SFK] Jhitel@xanthestar: Poor Swifty
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<3 Shan
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Nicole: "..."
Shan turns towards Nicole.
Nicole looks at Shan with confusion
Nicole: "Ah..."
Shan: Are you lost?
Shan: Do you need to know where the restroom is?
Shan points to his left. "Its back that way."
Nicole: "Definately not...Lieutenant."
Shan looks around a bit. "Very well."
Nicole: "If I may ask a question Lieutenant."
Nicole: "What planet are you from?"
Keelah: pauses mid stride, observing the somewhat awkward looking exchange in front of her
T'Rara turns to look at Keelah, she too is curious about this exchange.
Shan: I am from Takenum in the Risa sector.
Nicole nods slowly but interestingly
Lunya stops, watching the small gathering and stays quiet
Nicole: "Hm...alright."
Shan: What planet are you from?
Nicole: "Earth."
Shan: I know. I looked at your personnel file. I was checking to see if you were a liar.
Shan smiles. "Have a good day, Captain."
Shan turns towards Nicole.
Nicole looks at Shan with confusion
Nicole: "Ah..."
Shan: Are you lost?
Shan: Do you need to know where the restroom is?
Shan points to his left. "Its back that way."
Nicole: "Definately not...Lieutenant."
Shan looks around a bit. "Very well."
Nicole: "If I may ask a question Lieutenant."
Nicole: "What planet are you from?"
Keelah: pauses mid stride, observing the somewhat awkward looking exchange in front of her
T'Rara turns to look at Keelah, she too is curious about this exchange.
Shan: I am from Takenum in the Risa sector.
Nicole nods slowly but interestingly
Lunya stops, watching the small gathering and stays quiet
Nicole: "Hm...alright."
Shan: What planet are you from?
Nicole: "Earth."
Shan: I know. I looked at your personnel file. I was checking to see if you were a liar.
Shan smiles. "Have a good day, Captain."
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gotta love the MU sass:
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Nicole@Shadow1710: "Miss Soa, Anything on sensors?"
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan waits a moment, catching her coin, and giving a ohwhat? glance left, then right, before eventually lookingto the console "Sensors. Right. Uh. Two seconds, mon capitan."
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan taps away.
Keelah@crystyll: watches Soa with an entertained look on her face
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan turns, "... I suppose it's as good as a moment as any to say I don't often read sensor data. But! Oh boy, looks certainly clear to me. No clouds in the sky from here, Captain."
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan waits a moment, catching her coin, and giving a ohwhat? glance left, then right, before eventually lookingto the console "Sensors. Right. Uh. Two seconds, mon capitan."
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan taps away.
Keelah@crystyll: watches Soa with an entertained look on her face
Soa zh'Lindresko@lobstertan turns, "... I suppose it's as good as a moment as any to say I don't often read sensor data. But! Oh boy, looks certainly clear to me. No clouds in the sky from here, Captain."
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Another Shan Classic:
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[8/14 10:45] Jintari sh'Razuum Shraz'eres@Snipets tries to nudge Shan over a little. "Excuse me... "
[8/14 10:45] Shan@ompgaming1 looks between them. "Does your mating ritual require this space?"
[8/14 10:45] Shan@ompgaming1 looks between them. "Does your mating ritual require this space?"
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<3 Osi
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Jekal@vineco: "Oh.. Yeah.." She gives a shrug. "What do you eat and drink?"
Ulkesh@osi#6269: "Food and liquid. What else?"
Jekal@vineco: "Mm.. Good point."
Ulkesh@osi#6269: "Food and liquid. What else?"
Jekal@vineco: "Mm.. Good point."
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Not quite my proudest moment. Some chat skipped for brevity.
[8:45] Shiarrael@universal_blue looks at the yellow alert lighting. "That's not normal, is it??"
[8:45] Lauren@asd886 glances at Shiarrael. "I'm afraid not. Don't worry though, there's no such thing as an Ion Storm that can seriously damage a starbase."
[8:46] Perim@bobisgod171: <C> -tor beam. Brace for impact.
[8:47] Perim@bobisgod171: | And with that, the station is rocked hard to one side, and the shield bubble being impacted can be seen outside the dome.
[8:45] Shiarrael@universal_blue looks at the yellow alert lighting. "That's not normal, is it??"
[8:45] Lauren@asd886 glances at Shiarrael. "I'm afraid not. Don't worry though, there's no such thing as an Ion Storm that can seriously damage a starbase."
[8:46] Perim@bobisgod171: <C> -tor beam. Brace for impact.
[8:47] Perim@bobisgod171: | And with that, the station is rocked hard to one side, and the shield bubble being impacted can be seen outside the dome.
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Coby Morton@lobstertan [...] lifts his glass back up to consume as much as Coby-ily possible in one large sip.
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Steele@jeth#4076: "That's my kinda' ghost. If I had to choose things to haunt, a hot tub would be high on the list.
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Bull[beep!]
Caine@bikkit1969: *laughs happily*
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Only ghosts that I know of are the goddamn Devidians!"
Caine@bikkit1969: Nicole, you carry a universal translator module with language filter enabled?
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Ugh, don't ask."
Caine@bikkit1969: *has a mischievous smirk as she tests the filter* [beep], [beep], [beep], [beepity], ********
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Oh [BEEP!] off."
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Bull[beep!]
Caine@bikkit1969: *laughs happily*
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Only ghosts that I know of are the goddamn Devidians!"
Caine@bikkit1969: Nicole, you carry a universal translator module with language filter enabled?
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Ugh, don't ask."
Caine@bikkit1969: *has a mischievous smirk as she tests the filter* [beep], [beep], [beep], [beepity], ********
Nicole@Shadow1710: "Oh [BEEP!] off."
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Move over Vault Boy, there's a new bobblehead in town... apparently^^
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Steele@jeth#4076 chuckles lightly, "Cheers, sir. I was thinkin' I might go for a bit of shoppin' later on the lower decks. My sister has been naggin' for a souvenir." He snorts, "My mother too."
Mischa@crystyll: "Wait... don't tell me there is actually a gift shop here?" she smirks
Steele@jeth#4076: "Yeah, I've been meanin' to check it out."
Mischa@crystyll: "When you talk of souvenirs why do I get a picture of cheaply made keying DS13's and little starship air fresheners that all smell vaguely of lavender?"
Steele@jeth#4076 grins at Mischa, "That's what I picture too but the women in my family are ravenous for somethin'. Cheap trinket or otherwise."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Who knows, maybe I'll find a Perim bobblehead."
Mischa@crystyll almost chokes on her tea stifling a laugh
Freeman@EledriPrime winces slightly, "If you do, let me know, so I can buy them all and have them destroyed."
Mischa@crystyll quickly looks to Swifty hoping she didn't just shower him in tea
Mischa@crystyll: "Wait... don't tell me there is actually a gift shop here?" she smirks
Steele@jeth#4076: "Yeah, I've been meanin' to check it out."
Mischa@crystyll: "When you talk of souvenirs why do I get a picture of cheaply made keying DS13's and little starship air fresheners that all smell vaguely of lavender?"
Steele@jeth#4076 grins at Mischa, "That's what I picture too but the women in my family are ravenous for somethin'. Cheap trinket or otherwise."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Who knows, maybe I'll find a Perim bobblehead."
Mischa@crystyll almost chokes on her tea stifling a laugh
Freeman@EledriPrime winces slightly, "If you do, let me know, so I can buy them all and have them destroyed."
Mischa@crystyll quickly looks to Swifty hoping she didn't just shower him in tea
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[TFA:SFK] Agnieszka@aumerie: I'm sorry, had two yellowjackets the size of nantucket chasing my cat
[TFA:SFK] Agnieszka@aumerie: Lemme read up
[TFA:SFK] Agnieszka@aumerie: Lemme read up
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[10:45] [TFA:SFK] Steele@jeth#4076: oh my god, shan is so little
[10:46] [TFA:SFK] Trinity@racerxinfinite: I hear he fits in a purse
[10:46] [TFA:SFK] Voh@epicalyx: As long as you let his head stick out.
[10:46] [TFA:SFK] Trinity@racerxinfinite: I hear he fits in a purse
[10:46] [TFA:SFK] Voh@epicalyx: As long as you let his head stick out.
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Lunya@nevanya1: I arrested my old math teacher.....
Lunya@nevanya1: Karma
Bomse@kipstermick: That'll teach him.
Lunya@nevanya1: Karma
Bomse@kipstermick: That'll teach him.
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Xabber@S.J.Brex: I seek Keelah Se'lai vas Photoshop
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I really do try not to quote myself, but I felt like this needed to be preserved for posterity.
[10:15] [Local] S'Slaask@bobisgod171: Greetingsessss. I am Lieutenant S'Slaask, from Sssssstarbasssse Medical. I will be your Health and Ssssssafety insssssspector today.
[10:15] [Local] S'Slaask@bobisgod171: Greetingsessss. I am Lieutenant S'Slaask, from Sssssstarbasssse Medical. I will be your Health and Ssssssafety insssssspector today.
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S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "Hm. A Human author. Issssss not sssselection I would have made." He holds up one claw-finger and looks upwards a little, as if he's about to recite something monumental.
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "One fissssssh."
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "Two fisssssssh."
Steele@jeth#4076 reaches for his beer again, taking a small sip.
Tilly@EledriPrime grins wide, "I know this one!"
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "Red fisssssssh."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Blue fish?"
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 roars loudly.
Haaron@ergoth#8535: seems about to say something, but his teeth clack together as S'Slaask begins
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 stands.
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 lumbers off in a huff.
Steele@jeth#4076 drops his beer as the Gorn roards, "Wh-what?!"
Steele@jeth#4076 looks around, "What did I do?!"
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "One fissssssh."
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "Two fisssssssh."
Steele@jeth#4076 reaches for his beer again, taking a small sip.
Tilly@EledriPrime grins wide, "I know this one!"
S'Slaask@bobisgod171: "Red fisssssssh."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Blue fish?"
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 roars loudly.
Haaron@ergoth#8535: seems about to say something, but his teeth clack together as S'Slaask begins
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 stands.
S'Slaask@bobisgod171 lumbers off in a huff.
Steele@jeth#4076 drops his beer as the Gorn roards, "Wh-what?!"
Steele@jeth#4076 looks around, "What did I do?!"
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We need answers!
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Caine@bikkit1969: That's a fair point, Cassie. However, I would point out that the captain in question is the notorious Captain Lounge Lazard.
Cassie Kim@m00nangel: I'm afraid his notoriety is lost on me captain caine.
Mischa@crystyll "Captain 'Lounge' Lazard...?" she asks curiously
Caine@bikkit1969: *chuckles and shakes her head, declining to explain*
Cassie Kim@m00nangel: I'm afraid his notoriety is lost on me captain caine.
Mischa@crystyll "Captain 'Lounge' Lazard...?" she asks curiously
Caine@bikkit1969: *chuckles and shakes her head, declining to explain*
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Just felt kinda classic. Related to Sivath's transcript post, but edited down for brevity.
--
((in engineering))
Guy: "Warn your people, Vulcan! The End is near!" He waves his arms like a madman, then turns and heads for the exit at a dead sprint.
Sivath: I see.
((in Cantina local))
Guy waves his arms over his head and begins shouting, "THE END IS NEAR! OUR TECHNOLOGY HAS TURNED ON US! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Freeman looks over his shoulder at the shouting.
Katriel looks up from her PADD, eyeing the Cardassian.
Guy turns to Shan, "YOU LITTLE ONE! THE CATACLYSM IS UPON US! ABANDON YOUR DEVICES AND FLEE FROM THIS PLACE!"
Shan: You smell like chicken.
Guy is taken aback by Shan's response, but quickly turns to Vaebn, "It is! I have seen the beginning of The End! The Cataclysm has made technology our enemy! It will all end in fire!"
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: So um
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: If you guys see a doomsday prophet
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: Too late.
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: I don't know what that's about
[TFA:SFK] Perim: LOL
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((in engineering))
Guy: "Warn your people, Vulcan! The End is near!" He waves his arms like a madman, then turns and heads for the exit at a dead sprint.
Sivath: I see.
((in Cantina local))
Guy waves his arms over his head and begins shouting, "THE END IS NEAR! OUR TECHNOLOGY HAS TURNED ON US! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Freeman looks over his shoulder at the shouting.
Katriel looks up from her PADD, eyeing the Cardassian.
Guy turns to Shan, "YOU LITTLE ONE! THE CATACLYSM IS UPON US! ABANDON YOUR DEVICES AND FLEE FROM THIS PLACE!"
Shan: You smell like chicken.
Guy is taken aback by Shan's response, but quickly turns to Vaebn, "It is! I have seen the beginning of The End! The Cataclysm has made technology our enemy! It will all end in fire!"
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: So um
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: If you guys see a doomsday prophet
[TFA:SFK] Katriel: Too late.
[TFA:SFK] Sivath: I don't know what that's about
[TFA:SFK] Perim: LOL
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[10:04] [TFA:SFK] Voh@epicalyx: I want to see S'Slaask and a Korlackress fight. Preferably over a miniature city with lots of fragile landmarks.
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Haaron@ergoth#8535: Would Haaron be in his body armor to look like a mech, then?
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Ghadruil@dienonychus: He'd be like Jet Jaguar
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Jarus Vrexx@Chronowolf14: Woot! Jet Jaguar!!!
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Haaron@ergoth#8535: Would Haaron be in his body armor to look like a mech, then?
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Ghadruil@dienonychus: He'd be like Jet Jaguar
[10:05] [TFA:SFK] Jarus Vrexx@Chronowolf14: Woot! Jet Jaguar!!!
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