Lazard and the Gainsborough's Passengers:
[4:16] [TFA:SFK] Cassie Kim@m00nangel: And how many alien woman will Lazard sleep with?
[4:16] [TFA:SFK] Lazard@AndMusicForAll: Well...we did just pick up like 6 of them.
[4:17] [TFA:SFK] Tellara@S.J.Brex: One of them already gave birth.
[4:17] [TFA:SFK] Tellara@S.J.Brex: He's fast.
[4:17] [TFA:SFK] Eunha@turtles#8407: ^
[4:17] [TFA:SFK] Kell Toran@ghostopera6: .... I just realized most of my characters are alien women... Crap.
[4:17] [TFA:SFK] Cassie Kim@m00nangel: James T. Lazard
[4:18] [TFA:SFK] Lazard@AndMusicForAll: No spacemoney....so...no child support?
[4:18] [TFA:SFK] Tellara@S.J.Brex: You have to send dilithium.
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No context:
Caine@bikkit1969: Lead the way, Tightpants.
Caine@bikkit1969: Lead the way, Tightpants.
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Lazard@AndMusicForAll: Perim was nice enough to line up her heels right at crotch level
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: "Motivating the troops", that's leadership 101
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: "Motivating the troops", that's leadership 101
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[4:11] [TFA:SFK] Tilly@EledriPrime: I now want to have an event where we play clue on the holodeck.
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[4:14] [TFA:SFK] Holliday@DoABarrelRoll: It was Buchanan with the polarity decoupler near the sensor console!
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[4:14] [TFA:SFK] Holliday@DoABarrelRoll: It was Buchanan with the polarity decoupler near the sensor console!
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Steele@jeth#4076: Lazard always looks like he should be on the cover of a romance novel
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: lol
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Yaaaaaas
Caelia@lo20: Well maybe he should
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: I'm accepting title suggestions:
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: I'm thinking something with plasma and burning hot love
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: But I'm not good at titles. I tend to be too literal
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Or too generic
Pohl@epicalyx: Love Long and Prosper
Keth@osi#6269: When Love Burns Like Plasma
Vax Noor@rom71#4717: Lazard's Lust
Caine@bikkit1969: Mal and Misch, right here.
Caine@bikkit1969: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fa/d7/2d/fad72d5718f063badc11c1fc4f18ba16.jpg
Mischa@crystyll: oi!
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: See Keth, that's what I mean. That sounds too literal
Keth@osi#6269:
Keth@osi#6269: 50 Shades of Green
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: lol
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Yaaaaaas
Caelia@lo20: Well maybe he should
Lazard@AndMusicForAll: I'm accepting title suggestions:
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: I'm thinking something with plasma and burning hot love
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: But I'm not good at titles. I tend to be too literal
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Or too generic
Pohl@epicalyx: Love Long and Prosper
Keth@osi#6269: When Love Burns Like Plasma
Vax Noor@rom71#4717: Lazard's Lust
Caine@bikkit1969: Mal and Misch, right here.
Caine@bikkit1969: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/fa/d7/2d/fad72d5718f063badc11c1fc4f18ba16.jpg
Mischa@crystyll: oi!
T'Pemi@siskofan1991: See Keth, that's what I mean. That sounds too literal
Keth@osi#6269:
Keth@osi#6269: 50 Shades of Green
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Shan@ompgaming1: If I were a Romulan, I would say it was hopeless. But I am not Romulan.
Shan@ompgaming1: You can tell by my ears, my eyes, and my general good looks.
Shan@ompgaming1: You can tell by my ears, my eyes, and my general good looks.
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Haaron@ergoth#8535: "My homeworld is as you say, galactic south of your star-camp."
Kayleigh@vineco: "Oh. Is my star map showin?" She looks over her body then grins
Kayleigh@vineco: "Oh. Is my star map showin?" She looks over her body then grins
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Presented without context.
Eunha@turtles#8407: "I still need to find some toilet paper if you know where I could get some."
Eunha@turtles#8407: "I still need to find some toilet paper if you know where I could get some."
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[TFA:SFK] S'hekclazon@natthaan: Hmm.. do we have a Liberated Borg Ninja who is a Tal'shair agent but really a member of Sector 31 who is really a Talaxian in disguise?
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: We did.
[TFA:SFK] S'hekclazon@natthaan: damn
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: They're not welcome here anymore.
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: We did.
[TFA:SFK] S'hekclazon@natthaan: damn
[TFA:SFK] Kermit@bobisgod171: They're not welcome here anymore.
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Kozath@djmoose1 picks up her steaming ooffee mug and takes a sip.
Kozath@djmoose1: Wow...that should be coffee and not ooffee
Kozath@djmoose1: It's a new kind of Koffee; Ooffee. MY BRAND!
Chassy S. Quaen@Quaen: Depends on how badly uou need the coffee.
Zack@rom71#4717: and not just any ooffee....STEAMING ooffee
Steele@jeth#4076: I've definitely had mornings where it was ooffee instead of coffee
Chassy S. Quaen@Quaen: ^
Kozath@djmoose1: Wow...that should be coffee and not ooffee
Kozath@djmoose1: It's a new kind of Koffee; Ooffee. MY BRAND!
Chassy S. Quaen@Quaen: Depends on how badly uou need the coffee.
Zack@rom71#4717: and not just any ooffee....STEAMING ooffee
Steele@jeth#4076: I've definitely had mornings where it was ooffee instead of coffee
Chassy S. Quaen@Quaen: ^
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uttered by me after the end of the 'Operation Clean Slate" RP, on the Atlantis bridge.
'I am going to Ten-Forward. Let me know if there is any other way we can muck up the Prime Directive today."
'I am going to Ten-Forward. Let me know if there is any other way we can muck up the Prime Directive today."
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Re: Game of Resistance: Kassae V Tactical Simulation
Katriel@evenrue: once I was running this and the simulation picked like all the Romulans to be spies.
Kermit@bobisgod171: The base computer had to sit through sensitivity training after that.
Katriel@evenrue: once I was running this and the simulation picked like all the Romulans to be spies.
Kermit@bobisgod171: The base computer had to sit through sensitivity training after that.
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[10/16 3:42] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Well, sometimes there's a day where there're only good news...
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: ofc... now you said that Andrej, I'm just waiting to hear the red alert klaxon go off...
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Steele@jeth#4076: Romulan awards sound way more impressive
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Well now you mention it...
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Oh my gosh...I forgot Keelah of that Dominion fleet which's just coming to us...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: At least Ann doesn't have to be formal when we're under attack!
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Eunha@turtles#8407: Just keep her away from the phasers!
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: Just steer clear of my overloaded phasers...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: ^
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Only this fleet...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Are you sure Ann? It's always necessary to make a good impression on the enemy
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: What Eunha said haha
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: I mean this fleet couldn't have a WEDDING without there being a terrorist.
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Alex@S.J.Brex: >_>
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: lol
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Life in Starfleet, I guess
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: Yup
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Actually it was on New Romulus.
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Alex@S.J.Brex: Last time I was at an event like this
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Dallas@Scotty135: I now pronounce you man and...in critical condition.
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: ofc... now you said that Andrej, I'm just waiting to hear the red alert klaxon go off...
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Steele@jeth#4076: Romulan awards sound way more impressive
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop: Well now you mention it...
[10/16 3:43] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Oh my gosh...I forgot Keelah of that Dominion fleet which's just coming to us...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: At least Ann doesn't have to be formal when we're under attack!
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Eunha@turtles#8407: Just keep her away from the phasers!
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: Just steer clear of my overloaded phasers...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: ^
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Only this fleet...
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Are you sure Ann? It's always necessary to make a good impression on the enemy
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: What Eunha said haha
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: I mean this fleet couldn't have a WEDDING without there being a terrorist.
[10/16 3:44] [TFA:SFK] Alex@S.J.Brex: >_>
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Keelah@crystyll: lol
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Andrej Timoreev@chrisdubois: Life in Starfleet, I guess
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Ann Carter@anncarise: Yup
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: Actually it was on New Romulus.
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Alex@S.J.Brex: Last time I was at an event like this
[10/16 3:45] [TFA:SFK] Dallas@Scotty135: I now pronounce you man and...in critical condition.
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Keth 5.2.0 Tesse: "I am the truth"
Me: "Does that me we can't handle the truth?"
Me: "Does that me we can't handle the truth?"
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[TFA:SFK] Steele@jeth#4076: *touches butts with the admiral*
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Ashkeph@evenrue 's tone is very polite. "Yes, I thought so. Will there be anything else?"
[11:08] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop shakes his head. "Nooope."
[11:09] Coby Morton@lobstertan half-rolls his eyes towards the ceiling, then back towards Ashkeph "Thankyou for your time, Admiral."
[11:09] Ashkeph@evenrue: You certain? You do not require any additional shore leave or senior staff appointees? Coffee?
[11:08] Eli Altais@shoopdanwoop shakes his head. "Nooope."
[11:09] Coby Morton@lobstertan half-rolls his eyes towards the ceiling, then back towards Ashkeph "Thankyou for your time, Admiral."
[11:09] Ashkeph@evenrue: You certain? You do not require any additional shore leave or senior staff appointees? Coffee?
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Thue wrote:
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Commander,
I thought I should make you aware that I viewed what I could of your hearings on mol'Rihan.
Senator Thenin was very friendly toward our suggestions. Given that, I am attaching a report from the homeworld.
You may wish to take note of this. The Khre'riov feels it is simply politics and has little to do with our interactions.
>>RNN REPORT
-Thue
Sivath wrote:
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I did not kill him.
//SIGNED//
Commander Sivath
Engineering Dept., Deep Space 13
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Aubern@krann13 leans on the bar and spots Lazard. Aubern goes starry eyed as he gazes up and down the captains uniform.
...now that's how introduce a new alt!
...now that's how introduce a new alt!
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Thue@xanthestar: "I should actually..." she blinks a few times, visibly a bit more out of it now as she grins a little more
Thue@xanthestar: "I should go to the Annex and find Ahnar now."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Go jump his bones, girl."
Tilly@EledriPrime nods to Thue, "You okay to walk alone?"
Thue@xanthestar gives Steele a strange look
Thue@xanthestar: "His bones?"
Steele@jeth#4076: "Get it? Because he's an archaeologist?"
Tilly@EledriPrime elbows Steele.
Thue@xanthestar: "I should go to the Annex and find Ahnar now."
Steele@jeth#4076: "Go jump his bones, girl."
Tilly@EledriPrime nods to Thue, "You okay to walk alone?"
Thue@xanthestar gives Steele a strange look
Thue@xanthestar: "His bones?"
Steele@jeth#4076: "Get it? Because he's an archaeologist?"
Tilly@EledriPrime elbows Steele.
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Not an in game quote, but it's too good to lose.
From the headcanon of Arke:
Kermit: "So Nethali tells me you're in a... fight club?"
Lir: "Dangit Nethali! There is LITERALLY one rule!"
From the headcanon of Arke:
Kermit: "So Nethali tells me you're in a... fight club?"
Lir: "Dangit Nethali! There is LITERALLY one rule!"
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