TFA: Memorable Quotes

Perim@bobisgod171 snaps out of a penguin daydream and returns to the conversation...
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Perim@bobisgod171: "What if I offered, right now, to help your ...Vanguard, was it? To help your Vanguard overthrow the Ministers and establish a new government."

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Sam@drcrippler: Perim's not doing an Ashkeph...is she?

Perim@bobisgod171: LOL

Shiarrael@universal_blue: o.o

Perim@bobisgod171: Listen

Shiarrael@universal_blue: Ooooo what you saaaaaid.

Perim@bobisgod171: Ashkeph was Perim's role model.


So it begins...
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Spoiler: Voh and Sivath are so precious :xShow
Voh t'Kelani looks out over the promenade.

Voh t'Kelani seems deep in thought. "Have you ever considered owning a pet?"

[Local] Sivath: No.

[Local] Voh t'Kelani: Why not?

[Local] Sivath: It would be a drain on resources while performing no useful function.

Voh t'Kelani rolls her eyes. "Many say the same of children."

[Local] Sivath: Children, if trained appropriately, may eventually become productive citizens. Pets will not.

[Local] Voh t'Kelani: The dog brought me things.

Voh t'Kelani sips her tea.

[Local] Sivath: A drone would perform the same function at significantly lower resource consumption.

Voh t'Kelani refills her empty teacup. "But it wouldn't be pleased about it."

[Local] Voh t'Kelani: Also, when I send a drone I know precisely what it will return with.

[Local] Sivath: Yet you do not see this as a benefit.
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[1:50] Ren'aal@shoopdanwoop: <C> Rucorius to Starbase control. We are departing.

[1:51] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> DS-13 received, Rucorius. You are cleared for departure.

[1:52] Amarik tr'Viaen@chrisdubois: <C>Inyadar to Federation Starbase. Requesting clearange for immediate departure.

[1:52] R'lmus@natthaan: <C> This is the Lykara, we are departing.

[1:52] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> DS-13 receives, Inyadar. You are cleared for depature.

[1:52] Vordai@dryadae: <c - Commander Hiral > This is the Vadas, we are departing.

[1:52] Lovoran@lorshadow023: <C>This is the RRW Iurret, asking clearance to departure.

[1:52] Thue@xanthestar: <C> RRW Aensai to DS-13 control. We will be shortly departing orbit. Enjoy tracking all of our departure!

[1:53] Taela@HF_Mudd: <C> Warbird Vauthil, departing.

[1:53] Do'thal s'Tevast@jorathedarnesse: <C> RRW Glohhanen to DS-13 control, our Commander is aboard and we are departing.

[1:53] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> DS-13 receives...Lykara. You are cleared for...

[1:53] Aev@dandin384: <C> D'Ishae to DS-13 control. Departing.

[1:54] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> ...Departure. Vades, your message is received. You are cleared for departure.

[1:54] Vordai@dryadae: <c> VADAS!

[1:54] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> DS-13 receives, Iurret. You are cleared for departure.

[1:54] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> VADAS! Your message is received. Depart.

[1:55] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> Aensai, your message is received. You are cleared for departure.

[1:56] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> Vauthil, your message is received. You are cleared for--

[1:56] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> We will discuss this shortly, Ensign. Return the grapes to the replicator.

[1:56] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> Vauthil, you are cleared for departure. Now, Ensign.

[1:56] Taela@HF_Mudd: <C> /Thank/ you, DS-13.

[1:57] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> Glow- Gloa- Gloha-hanon, your message is received. You are cleared for departure.

[1:57] Do'thal s'Tevast@jorathedarnesse: <C> Recived. We are underway.

[1:58] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> As I have explained, Commander Kermit's policies are not rele--

[1:58] Caspius@lusipurr#2374: <C> *channel closed*
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[6/25 10:09] Pohl@epicalyx rushes to the console to look at the readout, nodding in concurrence with Cyrene's diagnosis. "She's seen worse," he says, more to reassure himself than the young doctor. "Once I treated her for +

[6/25 10:10] Pohl@epicalyx | recreational stab wounds after an intense Vulcan Warlords session." He checks the meds and the readouts multiple times, but everything is already as it should be.



[6/25 10:12] [Local] Cyrene@dryadae: "V-vulcan Warlords?" She pauses and looks at Caspius. "Yes, Doctor. I'll make sure she's okay." There's definitely nerves in her tone once she realizes who the patient is.

[6/25 10:13] Caspius@lusipurr#2374 does not look like one of the aforementioned Vulcan Warlords... or does he?
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One for the season's bloopers and outtakes reel:

[Scene: INT - DS-13 Sickbay. Pohl finishes with fixing Thue's head injury and enters the office, where young LT Cullum is waiting with a padd.]

Pohl@epicalyx OOCly grabs Cullum and does that end-of-WWII kiss.

Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268 oocly swooons!

Cyrene@dryadae oocly watches
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I know this isn't in game, but it needs to be preserved for posterity.

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Nimitz' commentary made it worth quoting, even though I was involved in it.

Nimitz and Alina wrote:
[11:44] [Local] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: if they figure out where the bug planet is, maybe you can carpet bomb it for us and we can all get on with our vacation, haha

[11:46] [Local] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: "Uhuh... well, that would only take care of a small number of the total Hur'q swarms that we've seen."

[11:46] [Local] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: "Unless there is a uber-Queen that controls all of them..."

[11:46] [Local] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: that would be a silly trope to follow

[11:47] [Local] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: sadly this isn't some sort of fantasy story

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[11:49] [Local] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: But I gotta tell ya.. this whole nonsense with DS9, the Dominion being back, ancient Klingon enemies... none of that stacks up to them ruining my vacation, heh.

[11:50] [ArgoChat] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: When the Hur'q ruin Alina's vaction, she turns to Nimitz to commit genocide on them lol

[11:50] [ArgoChat] Alina Mandra@Master_Dex: it's just a thought..
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Another quote about Argo PC's not in game but needs to be preserved for posterity:

Rellir - Today at 11:30 AM
Yes there is a Senate, and yes it is much the same as the one post-hobus EXCEPT it is currently minus an Empress. I don't know who is Praetor.
Dandin - Today at 11:30 AM
Aev
Rellir - Today at 11:30 AM
That's right. Davin is Emperor, Aev is Praetor.
Dandin - Today at 11:31 AM
Rule of two. Until I turn on him and glorious battle ensues
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[ArgoChat] Rellir@universal_blue: Did. Did Konie... just ask what Rellir would like to do with Romulan Imperial Prisoners??

[ArgoChat] Aurelia@aumerie: AURELIA HAS SO MANY IDEAS

[ArgoChat] Aurelia@aumerie: SOOOOOOO MANY IDEAS

[ArgoChat] Rellir@universal_blue: Besides Airlocking, dear. BESIDES Airlocking.

[ArgoChat] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: this is why Nimitz is keeping the ones on his ship...

[ArgoChat] Aurelia@aumerie: .... what about torture

[ArgoChat] Egzo@HF_Mudd: a well-developed art, on Romulus (old and new).

[ArgoChat] Egzo@HF_Mudd: like calligraphy.

[ArgoChat] Egzo@HF_Mudd: and poisoning.
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[ArgoChat] BrexIM@S.J.Brex: How much would you say, an average Human's bones would weigh?

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: I mean.

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: iirc the answer is roughly 20% of their original body weight.

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: but

[ArgoChat] BrexIM@S.J.Brex: Incorrect.

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: why and what and I don't think I want to know

[ArgoChat] BrexIM@S.J.Brex: They weigh a skele-ton

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: I really

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: really wish

[ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: we were both in-game so I could fleet kick you right now
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[7/26 10:07] [ArgoChat] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: hey, weird question, but which episode of TOS was it that had that women fall in love with Kirk and then fall dead?

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: uh

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: That was just on TV last night

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Don't recall that one. Clearly I gotta rewatch TOS

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: you'll have to be more specific than that, it happened a few times.

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] T'Pemi@siskofan1991: LOL

[7/26 10:08] [ArgoChat] Perim@bobisgod171: Honestly, I wish I were joking -_-
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[7/27 9:11] [Local] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: *Slings her arms carefully about Dmitri's shoulders, squeezing in such a way as to make sure not to cause anything to spill* "Hi Dmitri!"

[7/27 9:11] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll looks over his shoulder. "Hey Sara."

[7/27 9:12] [Local] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: *Lets go of the hug after a moment, then steps around to face him* "Can you stuff a burger with another burger?"

[7/27 9:12] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll sips his drink. "I'm a pretty strong guy, I probably could, yeah.

[7/27 9:12] [Local] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll: "

[7/27 9:13] [Local] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: *Giggles against her wrist* "Yeah, of course! So you're saying that a burger stuffed with another burger still counts as a stuffed burger?"

[7/27 9:15] [Local] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll: "Nn- Is that what I was saying?"

[7/27 9:16] [Local] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "It would be super helpful if it was."

[7/27 9:16] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll shrugs. "Check with the replicator, see if it is."

[7/27 9:16] [Local] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "No way! You outrank the replicator."

[7/27 9:16] [Local] Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll: "Like hell I do."
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[Local] Seral@Gonz.0: "It is not a common experience to dine with a klingon. My experiences with that were not, wholly successful, though educational."

[Local] Klaarna@Nitroglycerin: "Oh? What happened?"

[Local] Klaarna@Nitroglycerin: "Did someone take food off your plate?"

[Local] Seral@Gonz.0: "I was chosen to be the recipient of their answer to our peace envoy."

[Local] Klaarna@Nitroglycerin: "...and that was?"

[Local] Seral@Gonz.0: "Several thrusts of a d'k tahg."
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[8/23 12:17] [Local] Aaron Parsons@jeremydajao: He clears his throat "I will be teaching Starfleet's future officers what it takes to become a shining example of a model Starfleet Captain."

[8/23 12:17] Katriel@evenrue purses her lips. "Oh. Who authorized that?"
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Konieczko@DoABarrelRoll boops MACO Perim's belly.
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Gabriella@drcrippler drops her rifle and pulls out a pistol, firing at the Klingon. Her shots do no damage, but the Klingon is torn between targets. "I don't like men who can't finish me off," she mutters
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[Local] Holliday@DoABarrelRoll: "..Did you trip into the opiates on Stardate 94166.8 too?"

Bedside manner 10/10
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[10:48] Perim@bobisgod171 waves North in. She's leaning against the front of her desk with an unblemished PADD in her hand and watching one of the nearby light fixtures like it's personally offended her somehow.

[10:49] [Tell] To Perim@bobisgod171: Up to you if it does again. :p

[10:49] North@evenrue strolls in. "Hiya, sir."

[10:49] [Tell] Perim@bobisgod171: You're the engineer! :3

[10:49] [Tell] To Perim@bobisgod171: Federation or Romulan fixture?

[10:50] [Tell] Perim@bobisgod171: fed, for sure

[10:50] [Tell] To Perim@bobisgod171: Then it's going to explode in a shower of sparks at a dramatically conveneient moment.
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[6:00] Terre@Fuse1983 resets the circuit. Blowing the offending light fixture out in a shower of sparks.

[6:03] North@evenrue jumps a foot in the air, managing to spin around and land in a crouch. "HOLY SPACE PARAKEETS!"
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