[10/1 9:35] [Local] Tylen@rebelfirestorm: "Besides, Subcommander, I needed to leave before you sucked out my soul in order to retain your youth and beauty. It would have proven problematical for me."
[10/1 9:36] Shiarrael@universal_blue chokes on her osol twist.
[10/1 9:36] Davin@arkaik353 snerks from the far end of the bar.
[10/1 9:36] Aev@dandin384 chuckles.
[10/1 9:37] Aurelia@aumerie just -- pauses. For a moment. Her face doesn't move. "I'm married," she says, "but thank you."
[10/1 9:38] Aev@dandin384 laughs harder.
[10/1 9:38] Shiarrael@universal_blue can't breathe. Somehow she coughs out, "Jack said it!"
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To Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: Here, I'll just copy it for you!
To Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: Rumor has it muffled music has been coming from Counselor Hawk's room over the past week or so. Specifically piano music. And to those with a keen ear for music, it sounds as
To Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: if the Counselor was practicing Trill love operas.
Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: FFS -_-
Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: There's a new Trill captain on base for him to harass
To Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: Rumor has it muffled music has been coming from Counselor Hawk's room over the past week or so. Specifically piano music. And to those with a keen ear for music, it sounds as
To Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: if the Counselor was practicing Trill love operas.
Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: FFS -_-
Isadora@CaoCaoPuff: There's a new Trill captain on base for him to harass
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[notkermit] S'Slaask ate the food.
[notkermit] He doesn't have security clearance, so he couldn't see it was meant for a patient.
[notkermit] So he ate it.
[dandin384] Classic
[jorathedarnesse] lol...seeesh
[notkermit] he also ate the tray.
[notkermit] ...and the orderly who was delivering it.
[Beylara] Now that's classic
[CaoCaoPuff] Did he also eat the decorative gourd?
[notkermit] What? No! He's not a savage.
[notkermit] He doesn't have security clearance, so he couldn't see it was meant for a patient.
[notkermit] So he ate it.
[dandin384] Classic
[jorathedarnesse] lol...seeesh
[notkermit] he also ate the tray.
[notkermit] ...and the orderly who was delivering it.
[Beylara] Now that's classic
[CaoCaoPuff] Did he also eat the decorative gourd?
[notkermit] What? No! He's not a savage.
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[ArgoChat] M'Gia@S.J.Brex: I never thought I'd see the day I was more mature than Dex.
[ArgoChat] M'Gia@S.J.Brex: @Nimitz, note it in the log!
[ArgoChat] M'Gia@S.J.Brex: @Nimitz, note it in the log!
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[ArgoChat] M'Gia@S.J.Brex: Wow, no context, you suck
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When two separate conversations merge together. Thanks, Minabi >_>
Sulayman@drcrippler: "I've...been told I'm as subtle as a camel in the snow..."
Sulayman@drcrippler sips his tea, ears going red
Minabi@stickybuns14 laughs softly. "That bad? Oh dear."
Sulayman@drcrippler: "I've...been told I'm as subtle as a camel in the snow..."
Sulayman@drcrippler sips his tea, ears going red
Minabi@stickybuns14 laughs softly. "That bad? Oh dear."
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Is Burov a spy?
Burov@bobisgod171 captures an AI's chess piece and replaces it with a little mini spy camera.
Burov@bobisgod171 is just joking. Probably. But I mean, really, who would notice?))
Burov@bobisgod171 captures an AI's chess piece and replaces it with a little mini spy camera.
Burov@bobisgod171 is just joking. Probably. But I mean, really, who would notice?))
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In case you need to remember the designation:
[7:28] [ArgoChat]H'ajah@thesophist: Columbus sailed the ocean blue with Species 2492.
[7:28] [ArgoChat] H'ajah@thesophist: It's easy.
[7:28] [ArgoChat]H'ajah@thesophist: Columbus sailed the ocean blue with Species 2492.
[7:28] [ArgoChat] H'ajah@thesophist: It's easy.
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Leaked - Sam and Keelah's wedding footage:
Spoiler: Show
DATA@argonaut#8994: [Fulcrum (Eli)] :
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Jetaal@epicalyx does not truck with potentially seditious janitorial staff!
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Aev: Today at 3:37 AM
Caspius's corpse is floating through space. Cold, desolate, isolated. The lifeless body drifts past what used to be the conference room. It's Gamma +2.01 tomorrow. Caspius, dead, makes a point of marking Kermit late for the meeting.
Caspius's corpse is floating through space. Cold, desolate, isolated. The lifeless body drifts past what used to be the conference room. It's Gamma +2.01 tomorrow. Caspius, dead, makes a point of marking Kermit late for the meeting.
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BrexToday at 2:06 AM
We can crack open a child
*cold one
We can crack open a child
*cold one
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Perim@bobisgod171 chews on that for a moment. "There's a lot that could have gone differently. Were you ... were you at the talks?"
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "I was. And then I went to ops to coordinate as much of a defense as possible as could be managed."
Perim@bobisgod171: "How did they seem?"
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "The talks?" *she shrugs* "Agreeable enough."
Perim@bobisgod171: "The Azedi," she clarifies.
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "One thought he was king of the universe, one was spoiling for a fight, and one kept dicking around with our chairs."
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "I was. And then I went to ops to coordinate as much of a defense as possible as could be managed."
Perim@bobisgod171: "How did they seem?"
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "The talks?" *she shrugs* "Agreeable enough."
Perim@bobisgod171: "The Azedi," she clarifies.
Sara Desimone@kipstermick: "One thought he was king of the universe, one was spoiling for a fight, and one kept dicking around with our chairs."
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[4:27] Perim@bobisgod171 waits until Sadia's safely out of earshot before lowering her voice. She gives the man a light smirk, "Absolutely Lieutenant, but I also need a favor, when we're done, if you don't mind."
[4:28] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "Course." He sits down at the seat. "Rear Admiral was wonderin'," he looks up at Rellir and hushes his voice, "Rear Admiral was wonderin' if ya had any input regardin' Captain Aloran's son."
[4:28] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268 winks a few times.
[4:28] Perim@bobisgod171 returns to a normal volume, "I don't know anything about him. What's the situation?"
[4:29] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "No I mean.." he considers, "Did ya want a banana foster delivered here or did ya want it delivered elsewhere?"
[4:29] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268 casually takes the paper bag as well.
[4:30] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "Banana.. FOSTER." he winks a few more times.
[4:31] Perim@bobisgod171 blinks, slowly. ".....Cullum, what the hell are you talking about?"
[4:28] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "Course." He sits down at the seat. "Rear Admiral was wonderin'," he looks up at Rellir and hushes his voice, "Rear Admiral was wonderin' if ya had any input regardin' Captain Aloran's son."
[4:28] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268 winks a few times.
[4:28] Perim@bobisgod171 returns to a normal volume, "I don't know anything about him. What's the situation?"
[4:29] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "No I mean.." he considers, "Did ya want a banana foster delivered here or did ya want it delivered elsewhere?"
[4:29] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268 casually takes the paper bag as well.
[4:30] [Local] Jonathan Cullum@konie#6268: "Banana.. FOSTER." he winks a few more times.
[4:31] Perim@bobisgod171 blinks, slowly. ".....Cullum, what the hell are you talking about?"
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[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] We can send Nimitz out to fight them alone
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Like in a ship or...?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] And then when he's dead, we can promote him to Captain
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] lol
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] Just in a suit
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] No no, we won't waste a ship
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] With a sword
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Can he have a helmet?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] TALLYHO
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] Suit?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] He can hold his breath, can't he?
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Fish bowl?
(Meanwhile in the Command Meeting)
[Local] Perim@bobisgod171: We'll just shove him into an XL-torpedo and fire him at their homeworld.
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Like in a ship or...?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] And then when he's dead, we can promote him to Captain
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] lol
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] Just in a suit
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] No no, we won't waste a ship
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] With a sword
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Can he have a helmet?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Tau (tally homeless)] TALLYHO
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] Suit?
[ArgoChat] DATA@argonaut#8994: [Brex] He can hold his breath, can't he?
[ArgoChat] Sara Desimone@kipstermick: Fish bowl?
(Meanwhile in the Command Meeting)
[Local] Perim@bobisgod171: We'll just shove him into an XL-torpedo and fire him at their homeworld.
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Spoiler: I don't often memquotes myself, but after laughing at some of your reactions, I thought I should preserve this one:Show
[10:51] Perim@bobisgod171 looks to Konie, after the turbolift doors close, drops her politics-face. "The starsdamned pirates are donating our own stuff back to us, now."
[10:52] Perim@bobisgod171 rubs her forehead under her bangs, "We need a #)%@ing win."
[10:52] Perim@bobisgod171 sighs and heads back downstairs.
[10:52] Perim@bobisgod171 rubs her forehead under her bangs, "We need a #)%@ing win."
[10:52] Perim@bobisgod171 sighs and heads back downstairs.
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On the subject of Nimitz as a pirate:
Suyeon@CaoCaoPuff: See now I imagine Nimitz as a pirate, but instead of the parrot he's got the kid perched on his shoulder.
Suyeon@CaoCaoPuff: "Lower your shields are surrender! Come on guys, it's her birthday. Do me a favor here."
Suyeon@CaoCaoPuff: See now I imagine Nimitz as a pirate, but instead of the parrot he's got the kid perched on his shoulder.
Suyeon@CaoCaoPuff: "Lower your shields are surrender! Come on guys, it's her birthday. Do me a favor here."
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An honest Romulan's opinion on Starfleet:
Caspius@lusipurr#2374: Which of your heavily-defended 'exploration' vessels will be using on this latest mission of 'peace'?
Caspius@lusipurr#2374: Which of your heavily-defended 'exploration' vessels will be using on this latest mission of 'peace'?
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You get no context.
[11/16 8:10] H'ajah@thesophist is thinking that the most direct route to Eustasius' heart would be a mek'leth between the ribs.
[11/16 8:10] H'ajah@thesophist is thinking that the most direct route to Eustasius' heart would be a mek'leth between the ribs.
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[Local] Sam@drcrippler: "I'm not sure of Federation laws of assisting coups..."
[Local] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: "That would be the Prime Directive."
[Local] Alistair Nimitz@natthaan: "That would be the Prime Directive."
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