(from Discord, regarding this post)
Mudd: Does that Max requisition go to Personnel or Quartermaster?
Brex: Yes.
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Valore, reminding herself of an important fact.
[10:11]Valore@trionis#566 exhaled loudly, as though a Sisyphus took his boulder back. “Hate is an emotion, Valore.”
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[3:16][ArgoChat]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:Hey… Sam
[3:16][ArgoChat]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:when are you gonna send me Brie’s body?
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[12:48]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa looks to Rose “…Should we have a safe word?”
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[7:48]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa looks to Rose "…Should we have a safe word?
[7:49]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa clears his throat "I mean in case things are heating up in the wrong direction and we need to cool them down quickly.
[7:50]Rose@turtles#840:"Yes. Aboslutley yes.
[7:52]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"…Right… so…
[7:52]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:’…What word should we use?"
[7:55]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"Potatoes?
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Everyone say hi to the fresh meat new guy! He gets into the spirit of things right away:
[ArgoChat] Rai@trionis#5666: You’re just in time for the human sacrifice.
[ArgoChat] Loxton@thetokenbrit: Oh great! I love being a human sacrifice.
[ArgoChat] Loxton@thetokenbrit: Do I lie down on something, in any special way?
[ArgoChat] Rai@trionis#5666: Yep. And you just uh, draws out a ritual dagger hold this over your heart until we give the signal.
[ArgoChat] Loxton@thetokenbrit: Wonderful. Love this. Last human sacrifice went bad. Suffice to say, I didn’t get sacrificed. I wanted a full refund too.
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Brie gives the Pegasus crew an existential crisis.
[1:53][Local]Gabriella@drcripple:“Ah, it’s alright, chica,” she says, patting her shoulder. “It’s not you, it’s the crappy systems on the Pegasus,”
[1:53][Local]Thani zh’Kerro@S.J.Bre:Thank you
[1:53]Mitsuki Rumiho@yf47dex#944 snicker
[1:53]Eviess t’Cyklaas@trionis#566 looked down at her terminal, frowning.
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Keeni’s been spouting random technobabble for the entire event. Brie has something to say about that…
[3:02][Local]Keeni Targerth@lazypopcor:“The teflon chroniton is fluctouating. I need to re-route emergency power to the sensitive electro-plasma field arrays.”
[3:03]Mitsuki Rumiho@yf47dex#944 totally is aiding Eviess in making the pew pew extra pew
[3:04][Local]Gabriella@drcripple:“Yo, Targerth, we don’t need a running commentary of you jerking off,” she snaps.
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Nimitz is lost.
[1:30]Tellara@S.J.Bre extends her arm invitingly "By all means. We don’t have quite the selection the Pegasus has, but I’m sure you’ll find yourself at home.
[1:31][Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"Oh I’m sure I can find my way… I was tactical officer on a Luna.
[1:31][Local]Tellara@S.J.Bre:That, ah. That’s not tactical, Captain.
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Alistair Nimitz@natthaan nods “In the meantime… someone get Sam a new uniform and I’ll start looking into his next of kin.”
[Local]Sam@drcrippler:“That’s Keelah,” he shakes his head. “And we are not mentioning this to her,” he says, and moves to leave.
[Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaan:“I mean the other guy.” Gestures to the dead one
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From a Zenas event. Tanik learns that you don’t need to be the fastest swimmer to outswim the sharks. You just have to be faster than the person beside you. I also really hope that Cryptic fixes the chat bug sometime, because this is actually really annoying. I fixed a few posts that lost meaning due to lost characters, but doing it for every post is just a hassle.
[11:54]Tanik@ropefish#157:rolls 18 (1-100
[11:54]Tanik@ropefish#157:-.
[11:54]B’Atar@anncaris:Aw
[11:54]Tanik@ropefish#157:you know what f- it
[11:54]B’Atar@anncaris:The rolls are not being nice to you today
[11:54]Rhin@trionis#566:Don’t worry Tanik. I promise I will roll lower than you.
[11:59]Tanik@ropefish#157:rolls 25 (1-100
[11:59]Tanik@ropefish#157:*squint
[11:59]B’Atar@anncaris:Wow the rolls are really not favouring you…
[11:59]Tanik@ropefish#157:ye
[11:59]Rhin@trionis#566:the dice rolls are just jealous of the big lizar
[12:00]Tanik@ropefish#157:first roll i made on this char was a one so it tracks.
Some time later
[12:13]Rhin@trionis#566:rolls 4 (1-100
[12:13]Rhin@trionis#566:I told you Tanik
[12:13]Rhin@trionis#566:I TOLD YOU
[12:13]B’Atar@anncaris:WOW
[12:13]Tanik@ropefish#157:F
[12:13]Egzo@HF_Mud:daaaang
[12:13]Tanik@ropefish#157:ill see you in sto’vo’kor soon
[12:13]Rhin@trionis#566:Now, I’d like to reroll, haha
[12:13]B’Atar@anncaris:You have a reroll and a second evasion roll
[12:13]B’Atar@anncaris:So you have one more roll and can have 2
[12:13]Rhin@trionis#566:rolls 57 (1-100
[12:14]B’Atar@anncaris:(Just let me know if it’s a reroll or an evasion
[12:14]Rhin@trionis#566:(That’s the evasion one. I’ll do the reroll next.
[12:14]Rhin@trionis#566:rolls 3 (1-100
[12:14]Rhin@trionis#566:AHAHAHAHAH
[12:14]B’Atar@anncaris:…
[12:14]B’Atar@anncaris:The reroll was even worse
[12:14]Rhin@trionis#566:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
[12:15]Tanik@ropefish#157:IT IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
[12:15]Rhin@trionis#566:Do you feel better now, Tanik
[12:16]Tanik@ropefish#157:i dont feel anything but the blood of my enemies flowing.
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Welcome to DS13 Medical – where we cut off your oxygen supply for free!
[2:38][ArgoChat]Niazov@trionis#566:I like how Charlotte is way less willing to deprive patients of oxygen this time around
[2:38][ArgoChat]Niazov@trionis#566::lol
[2:39][ArgoChat]Victor Castillo@epicaly:Thank goodness we have Izly and Castillo. They can deprive people of oxygen any day
[2:40]Victor Castillo@epicaly nods. “Let’s do it.” He hits the Deprive Patient of Oxygen Button
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This killed me:
Sadia offers help
[10:51][Local]Rose@turtles#840:"I’m not sure. But it would make more sense for it to be the empire itself, trying to upsurp the Federation influence in this system and thus crippling our trade for our colonies nearby.
[10:51][Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"Hmm… J’mpok is playing a dangerous game… he’s got Mo’Kai running wild and unchecked… and now this?
[10:52][Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"I swear, Klingon politics have become quite intresting since Martok came back alive…
[10:52][Local]Ayesha@drcripple:“Unfortunately, I know little of Empire politics,”
[10:53][Local]Rose@turtles#840:"Either way, perhaps it is something we should inform command of. Perhaps they can reach out to the Klingons.
[10:53][Local]Ayesha@drcripple:“A good idea,”
[10:54][ArgoChat]Doff’Baba@gulrema:if you have problems, just send Sadia, she will annex them both in the name of the Empire :
[10:54]Ayesha@drcripple FX| A manservant comes in. “Captains, the others are waiting for you to eat,”
[10:54][ArgoChat]Ayesha@drcripple:lol Sadia
[10:54][Local]Rose@turtles#840:“I just got the sunrise back, I wouldn’t want to los-…” she smiles "We’ll be right there.
[10:54][ArgoChat]Ayesha@drcripple:They’re literally just talking about Empire involvement
[10:54][ArgoChat]Rose@turtles#840:THE KLINGONS ARE MY PROBLE
[10:55][ArgoChat]Rose@turtles#840:(Not you though Sadia you’re wonderful)
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[10:45]NPC@dandin38 shrugs. “Says the man wearing…that” he motions towards Provenza. “Surely you would know a thing or two about desperation.”
[10:46]Provenza@natthaan looks down at his suit “…This was a gift from my third wife.”
[10:46]Provenza@natthaan assumes the dude was talking about his tie
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[Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaan:“Do you want the bad news?”
Valore@trionis#566 flicked her eyes towards Nimitz, saying nothing.
[Local]Isadora@CaoCaoPuf:"Not even giving me an option between good or bad first?
Isadora@CaoCaoPuf laughs nervously before taking a breath "Alright, hit me.
[Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"Well, the good news is I’m alive and me and Trellain are having another baby?
[Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"…Sam’s been promoted.
[Local]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"He’s the new Fleet XO.
Isadora@CaoCaoPuf deadpans… almost. Her left eyebrow twitches violently
[Local]Valore@trionis#566:"That is not a joke.
Isadora@CaoCaoPuf takes a deep breath and closes her eyes
[Local]Isadora@CaoCaoPuf:"Oh… that’s…
Isadora@CaoCaoPuf manages somethings that sounds like “…lurvely…” through clenched teeth.
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[2:09]Aetah@trionis#566:| Aetah seemed to relegate conversation to Fiona’s realm, not interested in the bread at all
[2:10]Natasha@drcripple:FX| The bread is sad at Aetah’s lack of interest. “Eat me” they seem to scream.
[2:10]Aetah@trionis#566:| Aetah is unphased
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=MU Event=
[10:31]V’lol@1nONLY_DRoc:“Apologies.” She bows her head. “If perhaps the Lieutenant Loxton had a previous engagement with the Lieutenant Izly, and I was inadvertantly interfering, I apologize.”
[10:32]Valore@trionis#566:“You’re not. Loxton would screw a snake if someone held its head.”
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[8:48]Thyzee@elvenlord200 has started to breathe in a very measured fashion. "Captain.
[8:48]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"Yes Ensign?
[8:48]Thyzee@elvenlord200:"Something is screaming at me.
[8:48]Alistair Nimitz@natthaa:"…have you tried screaming back?
[8:48]Alina Mandra@Master_De:Al.
[8:48]Thyzee@elvenlord200 says nothing.
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Here, have an out-of-context post:
[4:27]Chell@asd88 scoffs, “I’ll dismiss myself!” and saunters off to get a new job.
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[Local] Tevalak@thetokenbrit: “Truth is, only a woman can make me look good. Temalia knew that. She’s left me at a critical moment in my life.”
[Local] Valore@trionis#5666: “That seems problematic. Self-sufficiency is important.”
[Local] Tevalak@thetokenbrit: “I have too much money to be self-sufficient.”
[Local] Valore@trionis#5666: “I… do not think that is how it works.”
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