#CovertOps ARC channel (Open, Ops only)

Calyx · January 2, 2017, 12:00am

ARC (Argo Relay Chat) was developed years ago as a simple realtime communications protocol for coordination within Task Force Argo, but it was largely abandoned when Starfleet deployed ShipChat (which itself was later supplanted by Sleet). However, the protocol is still resident on 38th Fleet systems and remains a lightweight and reliable alternative to its overengineered modern counterparts. The DS13 Operations Department still runs an ARC server to this day, which it uses to trade favors, barbs and cat graphics. If the brass only knew...

Calyx · January 2, 2017, 12:00am

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<mercernary> sup
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<mercernary> wtf
<mercernary> give me +o back
<tw34k> Not until you forgive me.
<start2crate> hey merc heard you got caught sneaking off the vanguard this am
<start2crate> somethig you want to share?
<Rex Quisition III> Oh are we discussing this openly now?
<mercernary>[pm:tw34k] i’m going to kill you, Morgan
<Rex Quisition III> Because I heard it was the San Jac.
<start2crate> check your sources
<Rex Quisition III> Care to settle the record, Mercer?
<tw34k>[pm:mercernary] It was going to get out sooner or later.
<mercernary> busy night. i’ll check the logs and get back to you.
<supplycide> nice
<supplycide> tw34k: you clearing Bay 22A for me?
<tw34k> supplycide: Twenty two minutes.
<Logisticat27> San Jac was on maneuvers last night
<BoxOrRebellion> So was merc
<supplycide> nice
<Logisticat27> Ops on the Van says she had her arm around some white shoulders
<start2crate> whaaaaat
<BoxOrRebellion> Check it out

<start2crate> whaaaaaaaaaaaat
<Logisticat27> Sweet pull, merc
<mercernary> i know right?
<Logisticat27> So was it just the arm, or…
<mercernary> a lady never tells.
<Rex Quisition III> So what’s the delay?
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<mercernary>[pm:KLIN_ZHA_MASTER] give me +o
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER>[pm:mercernary] I CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR CONQUEST. WHAT TROPHY DID YOU TAKE?
<supplycide> tw34k: Bay 22A?
<tw34k> supplyside: 16 minutes. Set a timer or something, cheers.
<start2crate> merc
<start2crate> merc
<mercernary>[pm:KLIN_ZHA_MASTER] ffs he was just drunk i walked him in, thats it. Give me o+
<start2crate> hey merc
<mercernary> WHAT
<start2crate> did konie give you +o?
<supplycide> nice
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER>[pm:mercernary] YOU DID NOT BEST HIM IN COMBAT AND MAKE HIM YOUR MATE AS MORGAN SAID?
<mercernary>[pm:KLIN_ZHA_MASTER] not yet no.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER>[pm:mercernary] SHAMEFUL. REDEEM YOURSELF AND EXACT VENGEANCE UPON THESE FOOLS.
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<start2crate> shit
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<supplycide> haha, nice
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<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> DID HE PROVE WORTHY?
<mercernary> he bought me ice cream
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> HE WAS WISE TO APPEASE YOU.
<mercernary> never change

Calyx · January 3, 2017, 12:00am

<supplycide> tw34k: I need some storage
<tw34k> supplycide: I transferred 22A to you.
<supplycide> tw34k: its full
<tw34k> supplycide: Full of what?
<supplycide> crates, dumbass
<supplycide> tw34k: 22C shows free, give me that
<tw34k> supplycide: DSS. It’s full.
<gerald1> What’s DSS?
<start2crate> noob
<Rex Quisition III> Dynamic Storage Space. The visionary solution to our perpetual storage problem: pretend we have more space.
<supplycide> tw34k: 24C half empty
<tw34k> supplycide: Box already called it.
<BoxOrRebellion> Got up early and everything
<supplycide> come on, man, i just need 4 m3.
<start2crate> wtf, 4 m3
<start2crate> just keep your holos under your mattress like the rest of us
<gerald1> How does that help?
<start2crate> so your SO can’t find em
<supplycide> tw34k: 28B?
<tw34k> supplycide: Checking.
<gerald1> I meant how does pretending we have more space help?
<start2crate> noob
<Rex Quisition III> We have an amount of storage we designate as dynamic, which means we could theoretically put any overflow into those spaces as needed, but ninety percent of the time they’re full.
<gerald1> Why?
<supplycide> stembolts
<mercernary> stembolts
<start2crate> stmebolts
<Logisticat27> Stembolts.
<BoxOrRebellion> ^
<tw34k> supplycide: Sorry, freighter came in early.
<supplycide> goddamnit
<supplycide> this is ridiculous
<supplycide> anybody got 4 m3 for me?
<Logisticat27> Only if it can hang from the ceiling
<Rex Quisition III> In exchange for…?
<mercernary> listening
<start2crate> whatcha got
<supplycide> a shit ton of stembolts
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> HAH
<supplycide> I’ll owe you
<Rex Quisition III> I’m afraid your IOUs have devalued considerably as currency.
<mercernary> pass
<start2crate> supplycide: ill help you out
<supplycide> start2crate: ...why
<start2crate> i pity you
<supplycide> whatever, fine
<start2crate> gonna cost you
<supplycide> cost me what?
<start2crate> half your holos
<supplycide> done

kermit · January 19, 2017, 12:00am

<Rex Quisition III> New pool starting. First wager: How many stembolts coming in on the Miveli?
<Rex Quisition III> Five slips to enter.
<Rex Quisition III> Also, closest guess to the hue of Caspius' face earns bonus latinum.

Sophist · January 24, 2017, 12:00am

<Logisticat27> I loved it. The part where the windriders swoop down near the end? My heart stopped
<UnaccountablyPeckish> Yes! It was amazing!
<gerald1> Where is dss 51?
<start2crate> gerald1: in the ref table
<start2crate> Logisticat27: sunriders
<Logisticat27> And then Dorfirius was all like whaaaaat
<Logisticat27> start2crate: So sorry, SUNriders, my mistake
<start2crate> there’s a differecne
<gerald1> start2crate: It’ snot, I looked
<gerald1> it’s
<gerald1> not
<start2crate> gerald1: check your version
<supplycide> Sunriders are more of a big deal in the expanded continuity
<Logisticat27> Here we go
<Rex Quisition III> Actually Logisticat was right, they were Windriders.
<Rex Quisition III> Tremulian Windriders, specifically.
<start2crate> Rex Quisition III: wtf are you talking about?
<start2crate> they were red, sunriders are gold
<gerald1> start2crate: I’ve got the latest, could you just look it up?
<supplycide> They looked orange to me
<Rex Quisition III> Coloration hasn’t been consistent in the XC, but the distinction is the crest.
<start2crate> Rex Quisition III: wtf are you TALKING about?
<Rex Quisition III> If you freeze frame and enhance as they’re coming out of the clouds and magnify, you can clearly see the crest of House Jurumpa on them. So they’re Windriders, categorically.
<start2crate> that makse no sense, jurumpa was in ruin by this point in the timeline
<gerald1> tw34k: I need unit #4280092
<tw34k> gerald1: Ok.
<Rex Quisition III> So? It’s not like Jurumpa’s armies vanished overnight. They joined the fight on Praxonis’ side, but clearly kept the heraldry of their fallen house.
<start2crate> where are you getting this? theres nothing to support that in the holo
<gerald1> tw34k: The register says unit #4280092 is in a DSS
<start2crate> the crest wasprobably a produciton mistake
<tw34k> gerald1: Ok.
<start2crate> theyre fightnig for praxonis therefore theyre sunriders, case closed
<gerald1> tw34k: where is DSS 51??
<tw34k> gerald1: COE’s office.
<gerald1> what?
<supplycide> chief of engineering
<tw34k> gerald1: We loaded it up after Brot’la left as a joke, but the new COE never complained.
<gerald1> they’re in his office? he doesn’t care?
<tw34k> gerald1: Not sure he knows. We move stuff in and out all the time and he’s never there.
<Rex Quisition III> start2crate: So if a D’deridex joins the fight on Starfleet’s side, it’s an Odyssey?
<gerald1> Do I just go in?
<start2crate> ugh when you get like this i cant even
<tw34k> gerald1: More or less. But don’t get caught, we need the space.

kermit · February 7, 2017, 12:00am

<Rex Quisition III> It's a real shame how many stembolts had to be displaced to make room for the refugees.
<Rex Quisition III> ...who wants them?

kermit · September 6, 2017, 12:00am

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<Rex Quisition III> THE TIME HAS COME.
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<AssChief> BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Sophist · September 7, 2017, 12:00am

<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] look it’s no big deal
<start2crate>[pm:supplycide] its gonna be a problem
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] you worry too much
<start2crate>[pm:supplycide] never had a chief in here before
<start2crate>[pm:supplycide] never even had a chief who knew about this
<Logisticat27> You guys hear?
<start2crate>[pm:supplycide] cover is blown
<start2crate> we know
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] you know Rex
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] he’s not gonna rat us out
<start2crate>[pm:supplycide] yah i know rex
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] besides he’s ACTING asst chief
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] that sounds temporary to me
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] it’s going to be fine
<Logisticat27> Rex got promoted!
<start2crate> we know
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<Rex Quisition III> THE TIME HAS COME.
-!- Rex Quisition III is now known as AssChief
<AssChief> BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
<supplycide>[pm:start2crate] see? fine

Sophist · October 21, 2018, 12:00am

<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> FAREWELL MY FRIENDS.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> I WILL NEVER FORGET THE TRIALS WE HAVE OVERCOME TOGETHER. THE DANGERS WE HAVE FACED. THE BLOOD WE HAVE SHED.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> MAY WE MEET AGAIN IN STO-VO-KOR! OR JUST FOR A DRINK SOMETIME.
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<start2crate> wait what
<start2crate> wheres klin going?
<Logisticat27> Engineering
<start2crate> sense when???
<Logisticat27> Seems like it came together pretty suddenly...
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<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> OH I ALMOST FORGOT.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> THE CRATES FROM DSS-51 HAVE BEEN MOVED TO THE PROMENADE.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> THERE IS A HOLOEMITTER DISGUISING THEM BUT IF YOU WALK TOWARD THE GLASS FLOOR WITH YOUR ARMS OUTSTRETCHED YOU WILL RUN INTO THEM.
<KLIN_ZHA_MASTER> FAREWELL!
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<start2crate> wtf is happening now

Calyx · November 6, 2018, 12:00am

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<mercernary>/whois #CovertOps

#CovertOps Logisticat27 (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps tw34k (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps AssChief (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps supplycide (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps BoxOrRebellion (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps UnaccountablyPeckish (idle for more than 24 hours)
#CovertOps mercernary (Active)

<mercernary> finally. I’m on K7. Anyone here? The server still shows a bunch of us logged in
<mercernary> hello?
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<mercernary> check in please
<mercernary> come on, guys
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<mercernary> hello?
<tw34k> mercernary: I’m in now. Stuck in a supply closet in the Lex until they find me a bunk on station and it took a while to get computer access.
<mercernary> never thought I’d be happy to see you, morgan. Anyone else there with you?
<tw34k> Not on the Lex but I saw start2crate on the infirm list.
<mercernary> k. Check in tomorrow?
<tw34k> Yeah.
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<mercernary> sound off
<start2crate> WTF, who made you boss
<mercernary> Ellie! tw34k said you were on infirm list
<start2crate> better than the other list. im alright, couple of dents
<tw34k>Those KDF engineers will buff them right out.
<start2crate> tw34k: gonna need at least three, medbay 3 on the paracles, chopchop, big ridges a must
<gerald1> wow, how is everything broken and this is still working?
<start2crate> just what we do here

Sophist · June 8, 2020, 12:00am

<start2crate> the shelf has a lof of surface area
<start2crate> call it 2.5m2
<DoingITWrong> To say nothing of it's contents!
<start2crate> so maybe 3.5
<tw34k> Don't forget the cabinet.
<start2crate> right
<DoingITWrong> The cabinet had about half a meter by half square footprint
<DoingITWrong> And it's about a meter tall
<DoingITWrong> So that's what, 2.25 meters square?
<up in arms> 2.5
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<DoingITWrong> How do you figure?
<up in arms> you forgot to count the bottom.
<DoingITWrong> They coated the UNDERSIDE??
<tw34k> Yup.
<DoingITWrong> So what does that bring us to?
<tw34k> 77.5 sq. m.
<gerald1> What are you guys takling about?
<start2crate> quiet
<start2crate> grown ups speaking
<tw34k> We're trying to estimate the surface area of the chief's office.
<gerald1> Because of the butter? LOL
<start2crate> you wouldnt be laughing if youd been on clean up detail
<DoingITWrong> Was the 0.2mm coating thickness measurement consistent across the whole office?
<start2crate> crap
<start2crate> you guys know what i forgot to do?
<start2crate> i forgot to keep measuring the coating thickness while i was scrubbing butter off everything
<DoingITWrong> So, assuming that it was consistently applied...
<DoingITWrong> My back-of-the-napkin math has us at 15.5 million cubic mm
<DoingITWrong> That's only .155 cubic meters
<up in arms> 0.0155
<start2crate> thats what I got to
<DoingITWrong> Oh, I left off a zero
<DoingITWrong> Fine
<gerald1> How much butter disappeared from DSS-51?
<tw34k> 8 cu. m.
<start2crate> god damn
<gerald1> So it's still mostly unacounted for?
<mercernary> it'll turn up
<mercernary> you guys should've known better than to mess with klin

Sophist · September 27, 2021, 2:48am

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<gerald1> OMG
<gerald1> Whats going on in counseling
<tw34k> Uh.
<tw34k> Not sure. What IS going on?
<gerald1> Whose seciton is this normally?
<tw34k> Checking.
<up in arms> why what’s up?
<up in arms> still there ger?
<up in arms> @gerald1?
<DoingITWrong> He’s dead, Tim
<gerald1> I’m here.
<gerald1> I’m in the hallway now.
<gerald1> OMG guys
<gerald1> I can’t even
<gerald1> describe
<gerald1> it
<up in arms> WHAT??
<tw34k> Looks like @AutoMatron normally covers that wing @gerald1
<tw34k> She’s on leave.
<gerald1> There’s a smell
<gerald1> In the chief counseler’s office
<up in arms> what kind of smell?
<gerald1> Aggressive
<gerald1> Like
<gerald1> Some smells you breath in
<gerald1> This smell attacks your nose
<gerald1> Not just your nose
<gerald1> I think I can still taste it
<tw34k> What’s it smell like?
<gerald1> Like if sour milk could hold a grudge
<gerald1> And you got sour milk sent to prison and married its girlfriend
<gerald1> But then sour milk escaped from prison and found some treasure
<DoingITWrong> This sounds familiar…
<gerald1> And it goes off and disappears for years and gets a new identity and then comes back for revenge
<gerald1> And then THAT goes rotten
<gerald1> Like that
<up in arms> wow
<gerald1> OK I got an emergency breathing mask and Im going back in
<tw34k> Those are supposed to be for emergencies…
<gerald1> THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
<start2crate> i don’t know where this new gerald1 came from but I’m kinda into it
<gerald1> I can still smell it
<gerald1> How is that possible?
<DoingITWrong> Probably just trace amounts under the mask
<DoingITWrong> I’m sure you’re fine
<gerald1> There’s a box in here
<gerald1> Vanilla or bust oh god
<gerald1> I think it’s the source
<gerald1> Looks like therm regulator failed
<start2crate> the suspense
<start2crate> i am here for this
<start2crate> whats in the box whats in the box whats in the box
<gerald1> I’m gonna open it
<gerald1> If I don’t make it, tell my wife I love her
<DoingITWrong> You aren’t even married…
<gerald1> Tell your wife I love her
<gerald1> She’ll know what it means
<start2crate> my god
<start2crate> im so impressed right now @gerald1
<gerald1> It was the box
<gerald1> There was a note
<up in arms> who from?
<start2crate> THE SUSPENSE
<start2crate> WHODUNIT GERALD
<gerald1> Klin_zha_master
<up in arms> whose that?
<start2crate> oh
<start2crate> hajah
<start2crate> before your time arms
<start2crate> sorta anticlimactic
<tw34k> If I had been given one guess…
<start2crate> yeah exactly
<gerald1> @tw34k I need an emergency site to site transport
<gerald1> In a hurry
<tw34k> …
<gerald1> I really think this mask is leaking
<gerald1> @tw34k @tw34k @tw34k
<tw34k> Transport to where?
<gerald1> Anywhere
<gerald1> The main reactor core
<gerald1> Or empty space
<gerald1> arms can fire a torpedo at it
<up in arms> there would be some follow-up questions tho
<tw34k> How about reclamation?
<gerald1> I’ll take it
<gerald1> Just hurry
<tw34k> There. Gone.
<gerald1> I still smell it
<gerald1> Not sure I’ll ever not smell it again
<gerald1> You better beam me to reclamation too
<tw34k> That can be arranged.
<start2crate> no dont
<start2crate> im just warming up to him now