Rumor has it a case of Romulan portable stasis field capacitors, colloquially known as 'stasis grenades', was left outside Lieutenant Commander Sedai's office. A note was left on the crate, reading in Federation standard 'Good luck'.
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Rumor has it Fabian has been removed from command of the Heptares. The ship has been spotted on three separate occasions with the First Officer in command.
Rumor has it that some of the items missing from the administration level include several PADD touch pens with the fleet logo, multiple boxes of PADD clips, holo-sticknotes and several other office supplies.
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Rumor has it that the official DS13 Teas of the Universe Appreciation Society attempted a raid on Swifty's secured storage facilities in search of rare and exotic blends.
In completely unrelated news, Counselor Sedai's personal replicator is no longer producing any beverage but hot water. A repair request has been filed, but it's expected to take anywhere from two days to three weeks.
In completely unrelated news, Counselor Sedai's personal replicator is no longer producing any beverage but hot water. A repair request has been filed, but it's expected to take anywhere from two days to three weeks.
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Recently overheard in Ops:
"...and I hear there's been trouble with some felinae getting loose and multiplying lately over there? Tell Coby that even though things're really starting to heat up out here I'll pop back to do some pest control, just for him, if he asks me to. As a personal favour. To him, t'heh."
"...and I hear there's been trouble with some felinae getting loose and multiplying lately over there? Tell Coby that even though things're really starting to heat up out here I'll pop back to do some pest control, just for him, if he asks me to. As a personal favour. To him, t'heh."
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There have been some sightings by various members of Deep Space 13 of large covered objects have been moved to 'Akbar's Crabshack and Grill' and put into storage. Rumor has it these may be the new signs for the upcoming changes to the bar.
One Ensign reported she had seen one of the new owners, Dawsons McCarthy, taking photos of himself, which she believes to be on the new signs, she knows it!
Another Lieutenant from Engineering claims as well that he has recently gotten a work order in to assist the establishment in recalibration of the holo-screen monitors above the circular bar.
One Ensign reported she had seen one of the new owners, Dawsons McCarthy, taking photos of himself, which she believes to be on the new signs, she knows it!
Another Lieutenant from Engineering claims as well that he has recently gotten a work order in to assist the establishment in recalibration of the holo-screen monitors above the circular bar.
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Captain S'ill has recently put a permanent ban on housecats and other pets in the USS Heimdalls mess hall and bridge. As to the reson why she did this are several rumors going around in the ships crew.
Either the cats are reacting badly to the captains caitan smell or it was becase one of them was trying to steal food from the her plate.
Either the cats are reacting badly to the captains caitan smell or it was becase one of them was trying to steal food from the her plate.
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... that Captain Benjamin Fawklown was assaulted by an unidentified Andorian female during his stay aboard Deep Space K-7. The Captain of the newly commissioned Guardian-Class cruiser was approached by the female Andorian during the fifth hour of the U.S.S. Seven Valley's stop-over before it's due conduit usage to the Delta Frontier. Several K-7 crew-members state, along with conflicting accounts from crewmen of the U.S.S. Seven valley, that the shabby-haired Andorian clad in a leather jacket struck the Captain after simply walking straight across the lounge, in what appeared to be an unprovoked assault.
Conclusive reports state the Andorian was released from custody following station security's brief investigation.
Captain Fawklown is yet to make a statement, but has dropped all formal charges.
Spoiler: Other accounts of the incident state that the Andorian rose from her seat with her Klingon Companion following the conclusion of the Captains conversationShow
See that cumbersome thing out there? That Odyssey class? Completely obsolete now. While I'd say it'd be a waste of resources Lieutenant, I'd have that thing scrapped as soon as possible. These new ships, Guardians of the Federation, I tell you! Wont be long till one grabs the Enterprise title, you watch. Captain Shon's a smart man. I'd certainly not want the embarrassment of serving and commanding one of them now. If I were to meet that particular vessels CO, what's it called... Autumn? ... September? ... pfft. I'd give him my deepest sympathies, the poor sap.
Conclusive reports state the Andorian was released from custody following station security's brief investigation.
Captain Fawklown is yet to make a statement, but has dropped all formal charges.
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Rumor has it that the usually-more-subdued Lt. Kermit was overheard shouting angrily at a transporter chief, just before relieving him and confining him to his quarters.
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Crewman J. Pertwe of the Starbase Sciences department has been placed on report. He is loudly denying anything to do with the graffiti found on the walls of several toilet facilities on Deck 12.
In other news, PO Foster was seen running down a corridor on the Embassy deck. It is reported that he shouted "The Game is a Foot!" - What reference to his appendages is unclear.
In other news, PO Foster was seen running down a corridor on the Embassy deck. It is reported that he shouted "The Game is a Foot!" - What reference to his appendages is unclear.
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Rumor has it that Strike Force Kargas has taken advantage of the peace treaty lull to really hit back at TFA with an elaborate scheme-- framing Romulan Subcommander Davin Mandukar for the murder of a Starfleet officer, using the visage of a deceased ex-Argo captain, Oliver Blackwell, as the real culprit when evidence revealed that Davin had been holographically impersonated.
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Evidently centurion Aster spent the night on the medical deck-- not that she was in need of medical attention... At least two nurses were complaining that she'd straight up dared them to make a pregnant woman leave. Of course, this being a Starfleet institution, no one did.
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Rumor has it that Lt. Kermit returned from a mission to Drozana Station with a rather substantial amount of Gold-Pressed Latinum.
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According to the culinary staff, reports place a young looking Romulan in the kitchens, baking what appeared to be cookies. The petty officer who reported this said there were both chocolate chips and tiny bits of fruit baked into them.
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In other culinary-related rumors, the psych department seems to be entertaining a series of guest speakers and has elected to arrange for event catering provided by Starlight Cantina.
Apparently their Cultural Expo menu has inspired a lot of interest.
Apparently their Cultural Expo menu has inspired a lot of interest.
Rumor has it that a sign has been put on the door leading into the Embassy Level kitchen cooking area that says in Federation Standard and Romulan-- "Keep Out. Authorized Cooks only." A random crewman seen attempting to enter the kitchens without the permission of the Head Chef was promptly chased out with a butcher knife.
The Pakled Chef has made it clear that everyone is welcome in the dining hall, but only the Chefs are allowed in the Kitchen.
The Pakled Chef has made it clear that everyone is welcome in the dining hall, but only the Chefs are allowed in the Kitchen.
Rumor has it that select workstations on the Engineering deck of the D'Ishae have had their idle screen replaced with images of three different topless Risans.
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Rumor has it that after taking heavy damage during the battle over Turei, Starfleet Command has decided that it is more prudent to decommission the Okinawa rather than waste resources repairing it. Captain Buchanan is.. not taking it well.
Further digging reveals that this is actually the second time Command has attempted to scuttle the Okinawa; the first time was roughly midway through the war after the Maelstrom Class was superseded by the Tempest Class.
Further digging reveals that this is actually the second time Command has attempted to scuttle the Okinawa; the first time was roughly midway through the war after the Maelstrom Class was superseded by the Tempest Class.
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Rumor has it that there are actual dragons living in the Solanae sphere. Another and more obscure version of this rumor implicates Drexia in putting them there.
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Rumor has it that Mr. Kirlan and Lt. Kermit were spotted in Centurion Aster's quarters, feeding her couch (which was covered in Yamok Sauce, of course) to her man-eating plant.
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